This really should be Rated R...It's not M but it's higher than T... Tell me if I should change it to M?

Done for a prompt on the Yj_Anon_Meme ^0^

They Heard You up in The Watch Tower

Part1- Night

It was when the thumps started to vibrate through the wall that Kaldur was grateful about the fact that Robin wasn't in the room. He wasn't sure how comfortable he was with having the youngest member of Young Justice hear this. That wasn't to say he was all that comfortable with it himself. Just to be sure he asked SuperBoy exactly where was the last member of their team anyway?

"There's someone still in the infirmary." He replied tight-lipped, hands clamped tightly over his ears as he glared at No Signal and flinched every second or so at the sounds even they couldn't hear.

The fact that he heard Kaldur's question even covering his ears just showed the acts ineffectiveness but Kaldur wasn't going to bother him this small comfort.

There was a high squeal of "Walleeeeeee!" followed by various synonyms for "Yes!" in many drawn out groans through the walls.

Kaldur cringed and moved toward the kitchen when SuperBoy looked to be about to curl in on himself. He fared no better there of course.

M'gann was furiously cutting and chopping vegetables; the green of her face stained a darker red than the tomatoes she was slicing. The thumping was louder here and if Kaldur wasn't mistaken faster.

The Atlantean tiredly passed a hand over his face as he opened the fridge to retrieve a bottle of water.

The thumps against the wall reached a crescendo and there were more grunts and moan before another high pitched "Wally!" And then it stopped.

M'gann sighed in such relief that she almost slumped into her legumes. "At-at least there having- um...At least their happy?" she barely looked up when Kaldur passed by.

They may be happy but Kaldur was still in a confusing situation. He wasn't sure what he was supposed to do. As team leader he didn't know if he was supposed to condone this or not.

By human standards Wally and Artemis weren't really adults yet but by Atlantean standards they could very well have started a family. And really with the lives they led and the jobs they had it wasn't exactly fair to still call them children. Kaldur didn't know whether to knock on Wally's door and stop them, to call batman for advice, to offer congratulations in the morning or to hunt through the mountain for a good pair of ear plugs.

He'd just sat down beside SuperBoy who was trying to uncurl himself from his protective huddle when there was the unmistakable sound of Kid Flashes laughter and then a shrill giggle of "It tickles!"

There were more thumps and bumps like they were moving across the room before the unmistakeable sound of bed springs. The head board rattled against the wall.

A rhythm that was becoming distressingly familiar started again. Kaldur wondered why he could so easily tell the difference between the wall and bed.

There was a loud crunch as M'gann telepathically smashed a whole bowl of homemade salsa dip against the kitchen's far wall.

"I mean I knew humans were different in their mating habits but that's the fourth time now!" she wailed clutching her head, face still stained red, "And it's not just the sounds their emotions are so strong and-and everywhere! I don't think I can take it anymore!"

Still holding her head she slumped on the sofa on the other side of SuperBoy. She looked like she was pulling at her hair.

There was more creaking.

The bed sounded like there was definitely something broken.

The thumping never let up.

Together the three of them cringed at every loud moan from the speedster's room. Kaldur never though Artemis could have been so loud. There were more moans, louder this time bordering on screaming before suddenly it all stopped again.

Kaldur was almost too afraid after all the last times to breathe a sigh of relief.

Shakily SuperBoy looked up not taking his hands away from his ears. His eyes were wide as he stared off into nothing.

In a moan very unlike himself he whimpered "Oh god...her poor vagina..."

Kaldur wanted to agree but M'gann seemed to have permanently changed her skin colour to red so he decided not to say anything.

The three of them slouched all over the couch wearily, Kaldur was pretty sure that having to sit through this was more tiring than the actual mission.

Presently the banging commenced again and M'gann groaned shaking her head and SuperBoy grabbed a cushion and proceeded to smother himself.

In a way Kaldur supposed he should be more worried about SuperBoy since technically he was the youngest but he seemed to know exactly what was going on and he didn't seem scarred by it...much.

It wasn't like they didn't see this coming.

Kaldur was well aware of –okay not that was definitely screaming on Artemis's part- aware of the attraction between their resident speedster and archer. Their arguments always had a sexually charged tension to them but that didn't mean they would get together? They were all together too stubborn and Wally easily distracted.

The harsh yells of pleasure let up for a few moments leaving just the repetitive screech of the bed

Well Wally certainly wasn't distracted now.

What was this? The fifth-sixth time? There was something to be said for speedster recovery but Artemis -really must have some stamina- came walking into the kitchen re-wrapping the bandage on her arm.

Kaldur rubbed his temples and sighed.

Wait.

He looked up, grey eyes going wide.

Artemis just walked into the kitchen.

He tilted his head to the side not really comprehending what he was seeing but knowing that there was obviously something wrong with the picture.

There was a louder than normal thump and a jerk in the constant pounding.

"There goes the head board." SuperBoy muttered.

Artemis got herself a Mountain Dew can from the fridge. M'gann looked up and froze at the sight of the other girl. She glanced at Kaldur and they blinked at each other.

"A-Artemis?" M'gann croaked.

The blonde archer walked over a hand on her hip, hair swishing from side to side.

"Gawd, you guys can hear them in here too?"

M'gann pointed to her in horror, "If you're here then who...?" She trailed off in a mixture of embarrassment and confusion.

"Me! You thought it was m-me!" and Artemis was laughing so hard she was in danger of snorting her drink.

SuperBoy was shaking his head and muttering about 'How he never should have left his pod.'

"So if it isn't you then-" And Kaldur let it hang as his shock suddenly left him speechless.

Artemis stopped sniggering long enough to grin and arch and eyebrow, "Who do you think?"

"Robin?" M'gann guessed weakly.

Kaldur put a hand across his face. Really? What was he supposed to do now?

Wasn't Robin too young for this?

There was another loud rattling of the broken head board against the wall and Robin...Robin moaned, screamed out another mix between Wally, God and affirmative.

Okay, apparently he wasn't.

Though she wasn't currently doing what they had been suspecting for the past hour Artemis still seemed to be on an adrenaline high from the mission.

(No wonder Wally and Robin wouldn't stop- No not going there!)

The blonde girl mirthfully swung her drink around still chuckling "Honestly I'm surprised those two didn't jump each other's bones sooner!"

"Sooner?" M'gann repeated.

"Yeah! I mean I was seriously getting tired of all those green eyed smiles Robin kept throwing at me!"

"Green eyed?" M'gann parroted.

"He was jealous honey."

"Jealous."

Artemis seemed to be thriving on the other girl's attention. "Maybe he was on to something though seeing as I was the first person you assumed would be making such a racket with Kid Obvious!"

M'gann looked sheepish tried to come up with an excuse. "We-we really didn't know what to think...I mean I couldn't really tell...the emotions were- are overpowering."

"But seriously guys! ME!" Artemis exclaimed.

At the same time Robin yelled again.

Artemis sighed seeing everyone flinch at the sound. She looked at Kaldur "Well...this has been a long time coming and you should have see Kid's face when he though Robin had fallen off the building...soo they may not stop for a long while yet..." She said it casually but with a pointed look at SuperBoy.

Kaldur stood up. "Perhaps it would be wise to take SuperBoy away from the mountain for tonight? For...his sake."

Artemis nodded but the look of amusement never left her face.

She turned to the stressed Martian "Come on Megs, you can stay in my room tonight... it's the furthest from Wally's..."

M'gann instantly perked up. "And we can partake in the Night of Slumber I have read about?"

Artemis smiled nervously "No pillow fights...but sure I'll paint your toenails."

The two of them walked off M'gann excitedly explaining about the new salsa recipe she'd been trying.

Note: They are what ever age you want them to be.

Another part to go. Robin and KF show up then! I had so much fun writng this! I Though kept getting weird looks from clasemates when I just kept sniggering over my peices of paper...

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