Disclaimer: I do not own Hellsing or any of the characters used.
This custom story was inspired when joking around with what Hellsing characters would not be caught dead doing with a friend.
-Chapter 1-
~Integra's Office~
"Alucard." Integra raised an eyebrow. Then spoke with a tinge of humor. "You lost the bet." She said walking back to her desk.
"I am aware." Alucard said in a half growl. He felt the humor that came from her. Especially from his anger he was trying to hold back. "I don't know why I said that Police Girl wouldn't cry during the Human Centipede..." Alucard thoroughly remembers how Seras began to bawl and start to crawl into his coat like a little girl hiding from the monsters under her bed as he was trying to enjoy the movie. Which he was. "She is still sleeping in my coffin." Alucard said resting fingers on his forehead. "And..." Alucard raised his hand from his face. "She won't leave."
"Well..." Said Integra distracting Alucard from his migraine. "A bet is a bet. And now you have to go the Olympics. The Queen even has seats lined up in case you did loose the bet. Which you did. Walter already let the Queen know about it. Now those seats are taken." Integra smile turns into a smirk, much like Alucard would do just before a kill.
"Why must the Queen get involved in this?" Alucard said placing his hand back on his forehead slightly closing his eyes. There was a very small yet noticeable hint of embarrassment in Alucard's voice. Alucard's embarrassment dd NOT go unnoticed by Integra.
"Oh my lord..." Integra said lowering her glasses half gaping. "Are you actually embarrassed to perform in front of the Queen?" Integra said with actual surprise in her voice.
"No. Of course not." Alucard said quickly lowering his hands to his sides. Finally looking at Integra with a scowl. Integra leaned into her chair with ease. Staring at Alucard's causal suit and hat rather than the usual red coat and red hat. He stood in the middle of her room he looked like he was resiting the urge to not to fidget where he stood.
"You really are embarrassed are you not?" Inetgra didn't let Alucard have a chance to speak. Alucard looked annoyed. "Well anyways the Olympics start tomorrow and your listed as Alex that does a bit of everything and is extremely good at it. Except swimming, we told them you have a deathly fear of water and to keep you away from water... all water. So you are assigned to try out everything in there. And remember your a transfer student from Romania named Alex Tepes." Integra says leaning into her hands that were now on her desk.
"Your giving me my old last name? …. For this..." Alucard said holding back an insulted look. "How did you manage to get me into the Olympics so quickly? Don't they have a list or something?" Alucard asked walking to one of Integra's chairs and finally easing up a bit.
"Money.. Alucard... It can do wonderful things. Which reminds me. You have to hide your eye color, and drink a 'special drink' because of your water fear." Integra added with real seriousness. She put down here hands and rested them on her desk. Now facing Alucard in the seat next to her, she felt the need to hide her emotions even more. And with there mind link, that was like hiding money in a clear jar. Alucard smirked a bit. "Stay out of my mind." Integra commanded.
"It's a bit hard when it is so obvious." Alucard said bluntly. He stirred in his seat a bit, feeling the sharp tinge of rage that came off his master at that moment. Integra shook away the rage and tried to focus.
"I just now recall, that Walter has made a special pair of contacts for you. To hide your true eye color." Integra said standing up over the phone. "You should get accustomed to them before hand." Integra picked up the phone, ignoring the pure annoyance coming from Alucard. Integra dialed the phone and then said, "Yes, Walter? Can you bring up the pair of contacts made for Alucard if he lost the bet? … Because he lost the bet." Integra said holding back a laugh. She hung up the phone and glanced at Alucard.
"I felt that laughter you know." Alucard said. He sunk into his seat. "Mind I ask... What color are the contacts?" He said interlacing his fingers. The moon behind Integra's window was slowly sinking. Alucard glanced up at it then back as if nothing happened. "Also. What is the time? It feels about 5:30am." He added. Integra checked her watch.
"Green and 5:32 am. Close Alucard. I have always admired your sense of time." Integra said looking back at Alucard. Alucard let out a quick breath.
"Admired or envied?" He said sinking into the chair with his casual black hat beginning to lean over his face. "Green.." Alucard huffed at this. "My original eye color. Good one master." He said completely unamused.
"One more thing Alucard." Integra said sitting down. She interlaced her fingers and then spoke. "You will be doing this outside, during the day." Alucard shot up out of his seat in protest.
"Day!? I was under the impression that this would be held in the evening hours!" Alucard said in a half growl slowing morphing into a full growl. Alucard was pacing around the room. Integra smirked at this. "You know how much I hate walking in the daylight hours! Yes I can do it but it is the most unconformable sensation in the world. I would rather be impaled by a blessed sword several times and become a living pin cushion by Anderson in the evening hours rather than do back flips in the middle of day!" Integra snickered at this.
"Yes you would. But you have to. A bet is a bet. Be sure to look for me in the stands, I shouldn't be hard to find... with all the amusement that should be radiating off me." Integra snickered. " Also, try to limit yourself to human strength to blend in easier. I don't think you lifting 10 thousand pound weights would be inconspicuous. I am off to bed. Walter should be coming soon. Stay here until you get you contacts. Good night." Integra leaves the room and almost bumps into Walter at the door.
"Terribly sorry Sir. I have the contacts you requested." He said as he stepped aside. Integra pointed over her shoulder.
"He's in there. Make sure he wears them." Integra says before leaving to bed. Walter then proceeded to enter the room towards Alucard, who was still in the middle of the room. Walter could feel Alucard emulating waves of heat which was obviously anger.
"Here are your contacts Alucard." Walter handed Alucard a black box with a gold inlaying on a top of the box that said 'Alucard' on it. Alucard bowed and despite his anger, he took the box. "Do you know how to put them in?" Walter felt silly on asking a 600 year old vampire if he knew how to put in contacts but seeing how he had never needed use for them before, it was still a valid question.
"Of course. I have watched Police Girl put them in multiple times before going out. Without her knowing of course... but that is besides the point." Alucard said taking the box and placing it in his pocket. Walter piped up,
"Acut- Acutally Sir Integra wants you to put them in tonight." Walter said raising a finger. "I shall wait here until you return. Be sure to let me see them." Alucard sighed at this and sank into the floor and into the bathroom below. Alucard swiftly fell through the roof and landed in front of the mirror. He unwillingly put in the contacts and grimaced with discomfort. He walked out of the bathroom and started back to Integra's office... very slowly. He rubbed at his eyes he went up the stairs and walked back into Integra's office. Walter was still there, he hear Alucard shuffle and turned around.
"Ah, they are working well I see. How do they feel?" Walter asked walking to the side of Alucard.
"There as annoying as hell. How am I suppose to walk in the sun and wear these?" Alucard said rubbing his eyes once more. Walter shrugged.
"You'll manage somehow." Walter said leaving the room. Alucard was left in the room alone. Alucard decided to leave the room and sulk his way down to his coffin. When he arrived at his coffin he kicked it open. Sera's was in his coffin once again. Sera's flinched at this, Alucard rolled his green eyes. Sera's sat up in the coffin.
"Ma-master..." She said raising a finger. "You-your eyes... There... There green!" she said waving her arms crazily pointing at them. Alucard whipped his arms and caught his flaying fledgling's arms and held them in place.
"Yes there green. I lost a bet Integra and I had placed and I lost. Now I have to go to the Olympics." Alucard said in a full growl. Sera's blinked. "I had too much faith in you and I lost." He said letting go of her arms. Sera's snapped her head.
"Wait! What bet?!" She asked accusingly raising an eyebrow at him. Alucard groaned and made his way over to his chair. When he got there he gently fell into it.
"The bet was on how you would react to the 'Human Centipede' I said you would be fine. Integra said you would cry and bawl and freak out. Which is Exactly what you did." Alucard said placing his hand on his head covering his eyes. Sera's began to growl.
"Master you made me watch that horrible movie for the fun of a bet?! Master I still have nightmares!" She yelled at him. Alucard smirked.
"But you sleep during the day.." Alucard teased. Sera's sunk her head and bared her teeth.
"Not funny master." She growled. Alucard chuckled at this. Then lifted up his head.
"Sleep in your own coffin this morning. I mean it." Alucard said suddenly becoming serious. Sera's froze at the sudden seriousness of her master's voice... but then nodded. She started to leave his room slowly, and whimpered at the door. "Leave. Now." Alucard said pointing to the door not looking up from his chair. Sera's did as she was told. When she left his room he finally look up at his coffin. "I am going to hate this experience so much." He said to himself standing up and walking to his coffin. He climbed inside and slammed the lid shut.