Bad Luck

By: Krizzie and Yuki

Krizzie: Here I am again! I was just so bored! That's why I decided to write another story. This is a one-shot by the way.

Genzou: Gee…nice title.

Krizzie: Thank you. Now say it goofball!

Genzou: She doesn't own Captain Tsubasa. Period.

Krizzie: Okay, let's start!

My hands are trembling and I think they have a very reasonable reason to.

Want to know? I'll tell you.

It was Friday the thirteenth, and as some people say: the unlucky day. I was just so pissed. My servants kept on wearing this utterly ridiculous charms and forcing me to imitate them! Jeez, how stupid can people get? And then I walked to school only to discover that my teammates and managers were wearing them as well.

And they were avoiding black cats, ladders and such stuff. Even Kumi had taped down her pocket mirror!

So…I let them. But I had it when Ishizaki pulled down his pants and showed everyone his lucky undergarment. Man, he went straight to the hospital!

And so I lectured them all, telling them how stupid they looked and I didn't notice I was walking under a ladder.

Tsubasa began persuading me to walk back, so that I won't have bad luck. I sneered and didn't follow his advice. saying, "I, Genzou Wakabayashi don't believe in bad luck."

Then, just to unnerve them, I went to an alleyway full of black cats, took Kumi's mirror and crushed it under my feet then I showed them that I was okay.

Then Taro told me, "Man, Genzou are you gonna get it."

I shrugged and we resumed practice, I was one defender short but hey, who cares as long as my other teammates keep their shorts on!

That's when everything started.

When lunch came, the canteen ran out of food so I was forced to skip lunch. My teammates were already taunting me. I shrugged it off.

Tsubasa even tried to give me a lucky charm, saying just to put me at ease for my seven years of bad luck. I ignored him.

Then we resumed practice. My teammates were scoring on me! Even Izawa, whose shots I usually save were putting easy goals on me!

Sanae was already shaking her head. "Genzou, we are going to lose the tournament this year because of you."

I was so angry! How dare she tell me that! Taro even said something of making Morisaki that permanent goalie of the team! That was when I noticed that Morisaki was saving Tsubasa's shots. What the hell?

Then I decided to go home. On the way, I stepped into dog poo and if that isn't bad enough I slammed my nose into some post. Man I swear I broke my nose that time.

And then on my way home, I was almost run down by a humungous truck and I was chased by this large dog! I started getting queasy. I mean, who wouldn't? Bad luck was following me everywhere!

So I opened the door only to end up shattering my mom's favorite vase in the process. I am so DEAD.

The servants were already giving me terrified looks and I heard my butler say something about me being surrounded by an evil aura. Seriously, what was that all about?

And then, like this morning, they started showering me with lucky charms. Because of my pride, of course I declined. O won't tell them that I'm scared of mere bad luck.

So I went straight for my room, only to slip on some banana peel I ate the night ago. I began convincing myself that it was just coincidence but it wasn't.

I thought I was going mad! I screamed and jumped out of the window, landing not-so-gracefully on the ground. I really AM losing it! Okaa-san! Help me! And then I remembered the vase, okay, maybe I would do well without my mother for the time being.

I proceeded to the park and then I was robbed! My wallet was taken by this big, burly man I was defenseless against! Man, this is really one troublesome day!

And then I was punched by some kid when I sat on the swing. He told me, "That's my seat doofus."

Well, you know what I felt when that kid called me doofus but of course I couldn't use force. He was a kid! Plus, his mother was watching. Giving me a triumphant smirk, he pushed me off his 'seat'. Man, what are his parents teaching him?

Then I walked towards an ice cream vendor, and I was already holding my ice cream when I remembered I was robbed!

I was like, stammering! The vendor narrowed his eyes at me, then I said, "I have no money, sorry."

I gave back the cone but he said I should eat it. I smiled, I was lucky this guy was kind! And then when I finished it, I started to walk off.

But the vendor grabbed my arm and told me, "Dude, you're going to sell my ice cream or three hours for that free cone."

And my jaw dropped to the floor and I was like, "Man, what the fuck?"

So I ended up selling ice cream AND having a swollen eye. Gee, this day just keeps getting better and better.

Then I spotted Tsubasa and Sanae walking towards me. Yup, better and better. I lowered my cap to hide my face.

"Genzou?"

Oh crap, I forgot my name was written on the darn cap. Curses!

I looked up and smiled. "Uh… hi?"

I frowned when Sanae began to giggle. Jeez, thanks for the sensitivity. I rolled my eyes and asked, "What the hell do you want?"

Tsubasa broke to a smile. "I didn't know you sell ice creams for a job. That's pretty cool. I would like one chocolate ice cream and one strawberry."

I rolled my eyes and prepared their cones. I gave it to them and took the money. "Scram."

Tsubasa looked at his. "Uh…it looks like hell." he said, pointing to the crushed cone and dripping ice cream. Sanae refused to hold hers.

The vendor came over and slapped me on the head. "YOU ARE USELESS!" he bellowed, punching my other eye. Great, now I have 2 black eyes. Wow…lovely day.

Sanae raised a brow at me. "You shouldn't have broken that glass Genzou."

Then the vendor's eyes went wide and I mean really wide. "Do you mean…he's contaminated?" he asked the couple. They nodded.

The vendor screamed, taking out a bottle of holy water from his pocket and began rinsing his shop. Gee, now they act like I have some hideous disease.

"Having bad luck is just the same as having chicken pox." he went over to me. "My money."

I gave it back to him and ran away, only to trip on a rock in the process. Jeez, God must hate me somehow.

I scrambled off and met the most fearsome creatures ever to walk on this planet.

FANGIRLS!

Okay, so now you know the story. And currently, I'm hiding within a stack of hay in a countryside (Yes, I went a long way) that smell of disgusting manure and oh God, I think they're coming.

And you think for three years they would've given up.

Krizzie: Mwahahahaha!

Genzou: It's not funny.

Krizzie: Whatever. Tell me what you think guys! Review!