To be tricked into oblivion and stuck for all eternity isn't one of my brightest ideas. I don't recommend you trying it. Seriously. I should probably tell you how this all happened so you don't make the same mistake. Man what a drag.
Ok so it all started when I woke up this morning. I was having a really bad day. First I fell off my bed, then I couldn't find my vest, I tripped over my shoes, and I fell asleep in my breakfast. I was very happy though when I managed to get out of my house in one piece. I decided to go rest in the park and stare at the clouds. Apparently Naruto was training at the time because next thing I know I have shuriken implanted by head. He fell down laughing. I picked up the shuriken and through them at him. One landed near his head, one grazed his thigh and the last one scratched his cheek. Needless to say we ended up fighting for a couple hours.
After that I decided to visit the hot springs and take a breather. Sadly I fell asleep. When I woke up I was laying on the floor with Sasuke and Neji both snickering above me. "Shut up" I said before they could. I got up and put on my clothes and started heading out the door. Naruto of course chose the perfect time to come running in and the door smacked me so hard I passed out again. I woke up and hurried out before anyone could say anything.
As I was walking home I spot Sakura near the park watching the sunset. I didn't think anything damaging could happen so I decided to walk over. "Hey Sakura. Mind if I watch with you?" "Sure Shika" she said with a smile. It took me a few minutes to realize what she said and it made me blush. After the sunset we decided to go back to my house and have a chess match, she still owed me one from last week. We are both very good at this game and thus evenly matched, yet she kept winning. We played best of 50 until she decided to make it more interesting. This match would decide the winner and loser had to face sever consequences. I figured it wouldn't be anything major, she would probably just make me help her train or something.
So yes I took the bet, and yes I lost, and yes I was wrong about the punishment, and yes that's why I am stuck here wallowing in self pity with tape on my mouth and limbs bound to the bed. I struggle as she takes pictures of me like this in nothing but my underwear, and yes I 'm making incoherent noises as she uploads the photos onto the computer and sends them to everyone we know. And yes this is all stupid and troublesome yet I know that she has to let me go and I know that as soon as she does she will be the one begging for mercy. Because after all she does deserve it and also because she is my wife. So no I wouldn't recommend this to anyone simply because when you bet against Sakura odds are your gonna lose, unless your married to her that is. "Troublesome woman."