Inuyasha RVB episode 1
Ginkotsu: Noooooooooooooooooooooooo! Nohohohoooooooooohaoooooooooooooo!
Jakotsu: Is he ever going to stop screaming, he's been up there for hours.
Bankotsu: Renkotsu shut him up!
Renkotsu: Hey Kyokotsu Shut the fuck up! Get down here and help us check out the base!
Ginkotsu: No! No! Noooooooooooooohohohooooooooooooooo!
Renkotsu :I don't think he's even listening to us.
Ginkotsu: Noooooooo, actually that time I was answering your question. Noooooooooooo!
Bankotsu: Go up there and get him Renkotsu.
Ginkotsu: Noooooooooooooooooooo-
Jakotsu: If he keeps screaming like that, he's going to pass out and fall off the cliff.
Bankotsu: Cancel that order Renkotsu
Ginkotsu: -oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-
Bankotsu: Jakotsu get me a sniper rifle
Jakotsu: Yes sir
(Jakotsu goes to find a sniper rifle)
(Meanwhile with the blues)
Miroku: So he says, 'Did I read it? No, man I already ruined it.
Sango: That's disgusting.
Shippo: I don't get it
(Inuyasha appears in front of them as a ghost)
Inuyasha: What…The fuck…was that?
Shippo: Hey Inuyasha
Miroku: Hey
Sango: Huh?
Inuyasha: Isn't anybody going to ask me, what happened to your body, Inuyasha?
Sango and Miroku: What happened to your body Inuyasha?
Shippo: What happened to some…body, Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: Hell if I know. All I know is, I was sitting there talking to Totosai, an-
Sango: The wolf?
Inuyasha: No that's Koga. Totosai's the old man
Sango: Eh…I don't even remember most of your names half the time.
Shippo: I know my name! You can ask me if you forget.
Inuyasha: Hey, can we please focus on me?
Shippo: Uh, by the way, he's Inuyasha
Inuyasha: Yes, thank you, Shippo She knows
Shippo: He is the mean one
Inuyasha: Thank you, Shippo
Shippo: See, he is mad and now he'll just stare at me until I stop talking. Then, when he thinks I am done talking, then he will start talking again.
(There is a long pause)
Inuyasha: OK I was talking to Totosai -
Shippo: Told you so
Inuyasha: GODDAMIT!
Shippo: Classic Inuyasha
Miroku: wonder if a ghost can have an aneurysm
Inuyasha: Anyway, I was talking to Totosai about the great destroyer, who at the time we thought was Sango
(Flashback)
Totosai: The great destroyer has arrived! The end is near! great destroyer has arrived! The end is near! great destroyer has arrived! The end is near!
Inuyasha: Oh come on Totosai. Stop stop stop stop stop… Hey, if Sango is not the destroyer from the prophesy, who is?"
Inuyasha: And that's when I turn around and I saw…
Inuyasha turns around and sees a giant Demon…covered by Shippo
Shippo: Saw what? Saw Naraku?
Inuyasha: What the… Shippo! Get out of the story man. No it wasn't Naraku
Shippo: What was it?
Inuyasha: Stop interrupting me and I'll tell you!
Shippo: A helicopter?
Miroku: Yeah Shippo. Shut up!
Inuyasha: Hey Miroku. You're interrupting now, too! Everybody just get out of here.
Miroku: Me? I'm just trying to punch up the story line. Check this out.
(That's when Sango appears in the flashback as Miroku imitates her voice)
Miroku Imitating Sango: Hi everybody. I'm super-horny from all the demon killing. Hey is it hot in here? Who wants to help me out of this heavy armor? This breastplate is so itchy
(Flashback ends)
Miroku starts to talk when Sango interrupts by readying her Hiraikotsu
Miroku: Bow-chicka-bow, whoa…Story's over.
Sango: You're a pig
Miroku: I didn't even get to the part where the sailors show up.
Sango: Just tell us, what did you see?
Inuyasha: Um, it was a really big…thing.
Sango: That's your story? You saw a big thing?
Miroku: Ah, my story had a big thing in it too. You just didn't give it time to develop.
Inuyasha: Well, I…didn't really get a clear look at it.
Shippo: At Miroku's big thing
Inuyasha: No Dumbass, at the big thing in the base that attacked me. All I know is that it was slimy and had lots of teeth.
Miroku: Kinky
Inuyasha: Seriously dude. Cut the shit. We've got a situation on our hands.
Sango: Well how did you fight it off?
Inuyasha: Fight it off? You must have me confused with someone who's brave. I got the hell out of there.
Sango: You telling me you left your body behind?"
Inuyasha: I had to get out of there fast. That body was just dead weight.
Shippo; I know the feeling.
Inuyasha: What is that supposed to mean?"
Miroku: HAHAHAHA! Some slimy toothed demon scared the crap out of Inuyasha. HAHA!
Sango: He didn't scare the crap out of him. He scared the soul out of him.
Miroku: Oh it's Inuyasha. What's the difference? His soul is made out of crap. Stupid crap for soul.
Inuyasha: For all I know he's in there chewing on my body right now.
Sango: Well, then let's go get this big thing of yours.
Miroku: Bow-chicka-bow-wow.
Sango: Oh shut up.
Inuyasha: Shut up, Miroku.
Miroku: Did somebody call for a really hairy plumber? Bow chicka bow wow!
Inuyasha: Miroku. Shut up
Miroku: I came here to lay some pipe. Bow-chicka-bow-wow!
Inuyasha: Miroku!
Miroku: So I hear you got sisters. Bow chicka- who're twins! -wow wow!
Inuyasha: Shut up
Miroku: Hey, are you a model or famous actress? Bow-chicka-bow-wow!
Inuyasha: Shut up.
Miroku: Bow chickachicka-
Inuyasha: Shut up
Miroku: gow wow chicka-
Inuyasha; Shut up.
Miroku: -chicka bow bow chickachickachi bow bow!
Inuyasha: Shut up!
Bytbyt: That's all for now Reviews our welcome, what did you guys think?
Jessie: Well the characters fit mostly
Jack: Ditto
Bytbyt: FYI these are my to friend that will be helping me with other fanfics soon to come cause I need writes
Jack: No shit the Zelda fic of yours you said you wrote when you were ten was worse then the soon to come out Dungeon Siege movie their were more plot holes then I could even count on top of the I pissed my self so bad the stain covered half my pants
Jessie:…We didn't need to know that