Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha… so sad, ne?
Summary Miroku and Sango were friends when they were younger, but as they grow older the two separated into different groups. Now the jock has to learn to change her ways for the greater good… embarrassing the biggest playboy in her high school!
Author's Note: I'm sorry about the bashing of many Inuyasha characters, but don't worry it's only for the first few chapters… Sango becomes nicer to them later.
Ages:
Kagome, Ayame, Sango- 17
Rin- 15
Kohaku- 10
Inuyasha, Miroku, Kikyou, Kaguya- 18
"Hiraikotsu," Miroku nodded his head at his neighbor, who had left her house exactly at the same time as him. She snorted loudly and sneered at him, totally ignoring the semi-courteous greeting. He grinned widely, since it was a past time of his to get the girl enraged and then decided to use his wide intellect to insult the girl. "I love the sweat pants you're wearing… it almost makes your potato shaped body look good."
Her eyes widened in anger and she resisted the urge to come over there and show him what it felt like to be the volleyball in a volleyball game. But instead… she did the next best thing and picked up the garden gnome on her lawn and chucked it at his head.
BONK.
"Right on target," the girl laughed, carelessly throwing her hair over her shoulder. She opened the door to her old Lincoln Town Car, and drove off before her disgusting neighbor could react. True they hated each other, but they had been best friends since junior high, he knew better than anyone that she wasn't a potato. Just because she didn't obsess over her looks didn't mean she was hideous… right? And just because the gray sweatpants she wore were 3 sizes too big for her petite form, but that didn't necessary mean she was fat. And yea, she wore her dad's tennis shirt, and had her hair done in a care-less messy ponytail, but that didn't mean she didn't have breasts and nice hair. And so what if she didn't dunk her face in a pile of makeup like that stuck up doll Kaguya. After all she had natural beauty… right?
"Ok, so maybe I'm ugly," she sighed, frowning deeply. "But that doesn't mean he has to rub it in my face." She parked her car in one of the few free parking spaces, and then got out, and looked at the biggest nightmare of her life. Shikon High.
Her father had told her that high school was the best time of a person's life, but she didn't believe that at all. High school was hell especially if you didn't fit in with the in crowd. Sure many people knew her, but that was only because she was the star athlete for the girl's volleyball team. But she wasn't like the popular football team jocks, or the beautiful cheerleaders, she was only known for her skill, and nothing else. Other than that, she was basically a fly on a wall.
She entered the building and walked into her homeroom class, 225, and sat next to her best friend, Wolfe Ayame. The teacher took attendance, and after left the students to do as they pleased.
"Hi Sango-chan," the girl smiled to her friend. Ayame wore her hair in two high pigtails and had on a forest green wife beater and a plain pair of jeans. She basically looked like those all American girls, except for the fact that she was a redhead, and that separated her from most people. She was well liked, and was also a member of the girl's volleyball team. "How was your weekend?"
"Terrible," Sango wailed to her friend. "First Kohaku threw up on my bed, then Kirara peed on my favorite pair of sweats, and then my dad grounded me because I flipped out on Kohaku." She banged her head against her desk in frustration, and only stopped when she heard giggles.
Oh those evil giggles. How she hated the laughter. Those fake laughs could only come from the evilest of girls, the cheerleaders. Stuck up bitches that spent more time looking at a mirror than they did breathing.
"Careful, Sango-chan," Miko Kikyou said, stressing on the word chan. "You might get a concussion."
"Careful, Kikyou-chan," Sango mocked. "I might give you a concussion." She grinned bawling her fists to prove a point. Kikyou kept silent, but only because of the events that had happened last year.
FLASHBACK
"Oh my god!" Belle Kaguya shouted pointing to Sango. "Look at her shirt! It looks like something my dad wears!" Her and her little friends began to cackle thinking Sango hadn't heard the comment. Oh how wrong they were.
"Mind to repeat that again?" Sango turned around giving the girl a dark glare.
"You heard me," Kaguya said bravely, trying to impress her friends. The other girls laughed, and gave Kaguya admirable looks.
"Yeah, you're right I did," Sango nodded her head, watching Kaguya's grin get bigger. "Too bad for you." She raised her hand and punched Kaguya straight in the nose. Kaguya flew back and clutched her nose in agony.
"MY NOSE!" the girl shrieked as her friends tried to help her up off the ground. Blindly, Kaguya grasped the hand of one of the girls and felt herself being roughly pulled up. "CAREFUL!" She shouted opening her eyes, only to stare straight into the eyes of Sango.
"Don't think I'm done with you yet," she sneered and was about to punch the girl but Kaguya interrupted.
"WAIT!" Kaguya bowed her head. "I'm terribly sorry… I didn't mean it!"
"Want to see my 'I care' face?" Sango laughed sadistically in the girl's face. She pushed Kaguya out of the way, and continued to walk down the hall, acting like nothing had happened.
END FLASHBACK
Sango grinned at the memory. Since then, most people had learned to watch what they said in front of her. All except that damn Hoshi. She scowled.
"Oh ignore her San-chan, she's nothing but a bitch," Ayame patted her friend's back.
BRING.
The first period bell rang, and all of the students filed out of their classrooms like a stampede of bulls.
"What do you have first period?" Ayame asked as the two walked down the hall, occasionally saying hi to a couple people.
"Physics, you?" Sango asked, while glancing at her schedule.
"Calculus," the other girl sighed and then stopped walking. "Well this is my class. See ya at lunch." Sango nodded her head, and headed up the stairs to get to room 456.
She entered her classroom right before the late bell rang and looked around trying to decide where to sit. The only seats that were open were next to Kikyou and Miroku. Sit with girly-girl bitch… or manly bitch… I know I'm going to regret this. She walked to the back of the class and sat down next to… none other than Hoshi Miroku. The biggest playboy in school, and also her next-door neighbor.
"Well what brings you here, love," Miroku mocked her.
"I just couldn't help wanting to jump into your pants like every other hoe in this school," she sent him a flirtatious smile, that he grinned back at, until she rolled her eyes. "Get real, you pig. It was either you or the bitch over there." She pointed to Kikyou who was busy looking at herself in the mirror.
"Touché," Miroku grinned again. "And all this time I thought you were madly in love with me."
Sango shrieked with laughter, causing many of the students to stare at her. The teacher sent a warning glare, and she blushed in embarrassment and mumbled a quick apology.
"Today we will start discussing the three possible topics for the term project," the sensei said as the rest of the class groaned. "Oh before I forget, the people you sit with are your class partners for the rest of the term." Most of the people in the class were happy with their partners, except Sango, who turned pale at the thought of actually have to sit with Hoshi every… single… day.
"NO!" Sango jumped up, knocking over her chair. She slammed her hands against the desk, and growled as Miroku's grin widened.
"Ms. Hiraikotsu!" the sensei shouted. "Stop this nonsense and sit down! There are no other options, unless you'd rather drop the entire course and automatically fail." Sango picked her chair up and sat down sighing sadly. This was going to be one hell of a day. She thought bitterly.
"So Sango-chan, aren't you ecstatic about us working together?" Miroku whispered leaning closer to the girl. You know from this view… you can almost see her nonexistent breasts. He snickered. Sango decided it would be wiser to ignore the idiot, and copied the notes on the board. Surprisingly, for the rest of the period the two students stayed quiet.
LUNCH
"Oh it can't be so bad," Ayame smiled, while munching on her cucumber sandwich.
"It's horrible," Sango moped, poking at her salad. "I never thought such a cruel day like this would happen to me."
"Well, on a lighter note," Ayame tried to change the topic. "There's a new girl in school, her name is Higurashi Kagome. I heard she bitch slapped Inuyasha this morning, because he confused her for Kikyou and tried to kiss her."
Sango was currently eating her salad but when she heard what Ayame said she choked on the food. Coughing, she replied, "I think me and this Higurashi will be great friends." It was a well-known fact that Sango did not like Inuyasha, not only because he was popular… but also because he was Miroku's best friend.
"Well there she is right now," Ayame said pointing to the girl standing at the front of the cafeteria holding a tray, and looking extremely confused. She was dressed in a green mini skirt, and a green and white shirt that said "Number One Army Star." Her hair was down and the only makeup she wore was some lip-gloss and green eye shadow. "She's in my calculus class, I'll invite her over. KAGOME!"
The girl snapped her head to look at Ayame, and then smiled finally seeing a familiar face. She walked towards the table, but tripped on the way there, sending her tray flying, only to land on the person that had tripped her, Inuyasha.
"Well that didn't go as planned, right mate?" Miroku laughed, taking out some of the gelatin in his friend's hair.
"Just shut up," Inuyasha growled, while Kagome mumbled an apology and ran over to Ayame's table before anything else could happen.
"Brilliant!" Sango complimented sending the new girl a smile. "I'm Hiraikotsu Sango, and you must be Kagome." Kagome nodded her head and Sango continued talking. "I heard about what happened with Inuyasha, and I think we're going to be very good friends."
Kagome looked at Sango, and then grinned at the girl. She stuck her hand out, and Sango shook it. "I think so too." Kagome commented.
"So how do you like Shikon High so far?" Sango asked.
"It's hell!" the girl commented. "First, some bitch said I was another one of her posers. Then that baka dog boy kissed me, and his pervert friend groped my butt. The best thing to happen was me meeting you and Ayame," Kagome said different emotions running through her face.
"Don't worry Kag-chan," Ayame smiled at the girl. "That's why people like me and Sango have something called revenge. I've been thinking that just plain out insulting them doesn't work and we're stooping to their level. I think we should stoop lower."
Kagome and Sango looked at each other then looked at Ayame, grinning. "What did you have in mind?" Sango said in a low whisper.
"Well…" she bent over and whispered her idea to the girls, making sure that no one heard.
"NO!" Sango shouted in protest. "No way in hell!"
"C'mon Sango-san," Kagome agreed with Ayame. "You can't say it's a bad idea."
"Yeah, but why do I have to do it?" Sango whined.
"Because it's least expecting of you Sango. Now all we need is one trip to the mall and we'll be set," Kagome declared, her eyes sparkling at the thought of shopping.
After school, Sango and Kagome walked to her car. "It was so nice of you to invite me to your house, Sango-san," Kagome smiled, trying to start a conversation.
"Don't worry about it," Sango smiled. "We need to start working on the plan a.s.a.p."
Kagome nodded her head in agreement. "I don't know him that long but I think he deserves everything we're going to throw at him."
Sango laughed and the two stepped into the car. Kagome immediately turned on the radio, and they drove away from the school, almost running over Tetsusaiga Inuyasha.
"WENCHES!" Inuyasha shouted in anger, as Kagome stuck her tongue out at him. Kagome continued to fiddle with the radio station until she came upon a song she liked. As they pulled up in front of her house, they both gasped, seeing a site they would never expect to see in a million years.
Hoshi Miroku stood on her front lawn, kissing her sister, Rin. Sango didn't understand why she got so angry, but she felt like a bull seeing red.
"I'LL GIVE YOU FIVE SECONDS TO GET OFF MY SISTER BEFORE I PERSONALLY CASTRATE YOU!" she shouted, as both Miroku and Rin jumped back in surprise.
"Sister, calm down," Rin tried to reason with the screaming girl. She ran up to the girl only to have Sango push her away, and continue her angry march to Miroku.
Sango picked up a garden gnome, and Miroku quickly ran to his house but not before being hit in the head with the gnome. Sango sent a glare to Rin who quickly ran into the house before Sango could lecture her, and Kagome burst out into fits of laughter.
"And what's so funny?" Sango snapped at the girl.
"Ha… you… ha… threw… a GNOME… ha… at him!" she managed to say in between laughter. Sango calmed down and smiled also finding the whole scene humorous.
"Yeah."
"So you're going along with the plan?" Kagome asked the girl.
"Most definitely," Sango said, an evil glint in her eyes.
"Well let's get to work… I think tomorrow is going to be a great day," Kagome replied, the same evil glint appearing in her eyes.
AT SANGO'S HOUSE
"Do you really think it'll work?" Sango said, her doubts coming back to her. She had just come out of the shower, and was sitting on her bed, wearing only a towel. "I mean, I'm not exactly pretty, I would never be able to seduce Miroku."
"Sango, don't be silly!" Kagome was currently digging through Sango's dresser trying to find something decent for the girl to wear. She had thrown all of Sango's sweats and big shirts around the room, and was currently about to throw away a pink shirt but then smiled. "Perfect…" she grinned and set the skirt down next to her.
"Kagome… I'm serious… why couldn't it have been you? You're the new girl, no one would expect it?" Sango tried weaseling her way out of it.
"Who hates him more… me and you? Besides I think he likes me," Kagome shuddered remembering how Miroku had grabbed her ass.
"…True… oh well… if this doesn't work… it's only my pride on the line," she scowled. "Are you done yet?"
Kagome nodded her head but then hid the outfit she picked out behind her back. "Yes, but we have to work on your face and hair, and get you some more clothes. I only found one outfit." She held up a skintight baby pink tee, and shorts that would barely be able to cover Sango's ass.
"No way am I wearing my volleyball shorts to the mall!" Sango shouted, but Kagome threw the clothes at her and then rushed the girl to the bathroom. "Can you at least give me some underwear?" Kagome blushed, and dug through her drawers until she found a matching pink thong and bra. She opened the bathroom door and handed the clothes to Sango, who slammed the door shut.
5 minutes later, Sango came out looking amazing. Kagome gaped at Sango. The shirt was surprisingly short, probably due to the size of Sango's breasts, and only came down to Sango's belly button. The only thing the shorts covered was Sango's ass, showing off Sango's long legs.
Sango blushed, thinking that Kagome's reaction was a bad one. "Should I change?" she asked nervously.
"NO WAY!" Kagome giggled and grabbed the girl's hand and ran out of the house.
"The mall is only a couple blocks away," Sango noted. "So I think we'll walk." Kagome nodded in agreement.
AT THE MALL
"First stop… nail salon," Kagome smiled.
"Nails?" Sango blinked. "What do my nails have to do with anything?"
"We're going to wax your eyebrows, duh!" Kagome said like it was the most obvious thing in the world. Sango's eyes widened and she was about to run away from Kagome, when Kagome grabbed the girl's hand and dragged her to the salon.
Sango gulped and closed her eyes as the Asian woman applied the hot wax. "Does it hurt?" she asked trying to ease the fluttering in her stomach.
"Nope. I get it all the time," Kagome assured the girl.
As the Asian woman applied the wax paper to Sango winced, wishing she could back out.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Sango's piercing screams could be heard through out the entire mall. "Oh that wasn't so bad." Sango blinked and laughed. Kagome laughed nervously, trying to get the hearing back in her ears.
"…Yeah."
Author's Note: That's the end of chapter one. Hope you liked it! Read and review!