I'm Awesome!
(Name) was currently sitting at home, lounging on her couch playing some random music, hardly even paying attention to what was on. She huffed and looked at the clock. Noon… She'd be laying there for a good 3 hours doing nothing. Well not exactly nothing… She was waiting for her boyfriend, Gilbert. He was supposed to be there hours ago.
"Ugh….stupid Gil…." (Name) grumbled as she buried her face in a pillow. "Maybe I can go hang out with Alfred or someone…"
Just at that moment, Gilbert decided to finally show his face as he burst into the room.
"The awesome me has arrived!" He exclaimed, grinning like an idiot.
(Name) sat up and glared at him, her (eye color) eyes meeting his red ones. "Gil, do you know what time it is?"
"Uh….noon?" He asked, rubbing the back of his head.
"Yes. And what time were you supposed to be here?" (Name) asked, getting off the couch. She groaned when her only answer was silence and face palmed. "You completely forgot about coming here didn't you…?"
"Of course not! I am just fashionably late. Because I am awesome!" He exclaimed, grinning again.
"No you're not, dude, don't lie." (Name) said, not even realizing it.
Gilbert blinked at her. "What? Of course I am awesome!"
(Name) blinked then smirked a little. "No you're not."
Gilbert crossed his arms and seemed to pout. "How could you doubt mien awesomeness?!"
(Name) closed her eyes and shrugged. "I just don't see it."
Gilbert seemed to flail in aggravation for a minute before suddenly picking (Name) up with a smirk. She squealed and quickly grabbed onto him.
"Gil! What the hell are you doing?! Put me down!" She yelled.
"Kesesese. Nope! I will show you just how awesome I am, (Name)!" He said as he made his way to (Name)'s bedroom with her.