Vegeta's day

* Wake up, go to the kitchen and yell at Bulma saying "Woman! GET DOWN and MAKE ME MY DAMN BREAKFAST!

* Find the nearest band-aid to put on my now throbbing head, after getting smacked by Bulma.

*Eat breakfast, complain that it taste shit and there is never enough.

*Spend an hour in the infirmary, after being nearly killed by Bulma for complaining.

* Train until sundown... correction, until that bloody woman interrupts me. I have to take the annoying brat to the park, again...

* Take Trunks to the park and sit on the bench, where a woman comes up and sits next to me, who keeps on opening her mouth about whatever.

* Final Flash the annoying cow next to me. End up having to go home early (YES!).

* Now I wish I was still at the park, the bloody woman is constantly screaming at me for Final Flashing the cow at the park.

* Continue training, Kakarot will be mine err... defeated by me...

* Invite Kakarot over to spar, it's the only thing the idiot is good for...

* I LOST AGAIN! GOD F #!ING DAMMIT SH!T ASS F #!

* Plan my revenge on Kakarot, I will break into his house and... WHAT GODAMN WOMAN!? (Bulma start's yelling at me... again...)

* That demon woman tells me she won't be home to make me lunch or supper, something about a meeting, Argh!

* Go over to that idiot, Kakarot's house, since my woman can't make me lunch, his woman will!

* Fortunately the idiot was just sitting down for lunch as I come, and of course the dumbass invites me in. (HAHAHA!)

* Eat lunch...

* The second spawn of Kakarot, Goten is bitching about coming over to see Trunks and Kakarot insists that I take him back with me. GODAMMIT! Now I have to watch them since that evil woman of mine is not home, Argh!

* Fall asleep in the chair, watching the brats is boring.

* Wake up, I feel kinda strange, I decided to take a shower and WHAT THE F #K HAPPEND TO MY FACE?! (The evil little BASTARDS had put Bulma's make-up on my face while I was sleeping, time to kill two little shits)

* Start to look for the two soon-to-be dead demi-sayajins. One room left, mine, I open the door and.. Argh (Bucket of water fell onto my head, GODAMMIT!)

* Screw this! I fly up and decide to just blow the house up!

* ...The little BASTARDS survived... OH SHIT! (I spot Bulma's flying contraption heading here oh my god! I'm too young to die)

* ...Too much pain... Think this is the end... I only wish... err... ouch... (In the infirmary, again)

* I actually feel guilty about the woman's stupid house... Agrh...

* Plan how I'm going to... a... what's that word... uh... oh yeah... apologize to the woman and make it up to her.

* I decided to... argh... ask.. Kakarot for... h... help (Oh god this is painful to do...)

* Me and Idiot go to the shop, to buy a diamond ring and necklace for my woman. I get it wrapped.

* Me and Kakarot go to, uh fix... the house... after awhile we manage to put it back together.

* Kakarot actually suggested something useful, a candle light dinner under the moon and night sky but only one problem you idiot (WHO IS GONNA COOK THE FOOD?!)

* ...He actually had an answer for that, his mate will cook the food and Kakarot will appear here to lay it on the table. and then disappear.

* The table is set and Kakarot lure's the woman here and disappears she is shocked to see the house back together.

* We sat and ate and actually spoke, I forget about what... It's time to present her the diamond ring and necklace.

* Her face lights up as I finally give her the surprise. (It actually makes me feel pleased to see her smile.)

* We retire for the night together, and get "together" (YES!)

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