Konichiwa, motherfuckers! How the fuck are ya?
I just recently found out that the concept of "Childhood Friends" aren't being abused too much here, so I decided to take advantage of that. And no. This is not your typical, girl who is a "friend" of Hachiman in their elementary years.
Nope.
The girl is not a girl at all. The person is a boy.
A really strange one.
And that boy happens to be a...oops! Almost spoiled that.
Shit.
Better get on with the fuckin' story!
Chapter 1: A Childhood Friend
It wasn't a best day for our (pyro)cynical boy, Hikigaya Hachiman. First up in the morning, he was awaken by the ground-breaking sound of his father slamming down the door due to stress because of the work. Second, he had to deal with some bullshit at school, like a certain Kouhai and some school drama. Third, he was followed by someone when he came back from school in the afternoon but luckily, he manages to shake whoever was following him off.
However, the fourth and the last seemed to be more of an unusual for the dead fish-eyed teenager.
When he entered his home, he can hear someone rummaging through the refrigerator. Something that robbers usually...not do. Fortunately for our loner, the robber somehow didn't heard Hachiman entering through front door. Slowly and silently, Hachiman take a broomstick from the front door and made his way towards the robber. He may be coward, but with the advantage of being undetected and a weapon good enough to make someone lose their consciousness, luck is with him. Hachiman continued his tracks and open the door that leads to their living room, where kitchen located right beside the living room. The house was dark since the lights weren't switch on. This is because his parents are work late at night, leaving him and Komachi to take care of the house. But Komachi has some things to do at her school so she was a bit late than she was.
He slowly turned the door knob carefully as to not make any sounds. He pushed the door and he can see someone eating all the stuff in their refrigerator. The puddings, the watermelon, boiled eggs, last night's and breakfast's leftovers, fruit punch...
And even his goddamn Max Coffee! No one should touch his sacred gift from the gods! Gritting his teeth in annoyance, he wanted to beat up whoever touch his Max Coffee without permission. But, as he observed the robber, Hachiman immediately felt cold chills through his spines. Something tells him that the robber is bad news. Immediately, after the cold chills, his heart beats faster as nervousness and fear started to envelop him and his mind. He gulped, knowing that his instincts might telling him to not do such foolish things.
Instead, he should've called the cops!
Goddamnit, why didn't he thought of that!?
Aaaaand with that, he cowered away from danger and decided to call for the cops. He pulled out his Iphone from his pockets and dialed the Police number while also looking out for the robber. However, before he can press the dial button on the screen, a certain person decided to show up.
"Tadaima, Gomii-chan!" His sister yelled, alarming both him and the robber.
Looks like his luck ran out.
Instantly, he can see the robber jolted their body up in surprise. He immediately grab Komachi's hand and brought her at his side, surprising the cute imouto.
"Onii-chan, what ar-"
Hachiman cut her off by placing his hands on her mouth. His other hand went up to his face and with an index finger, he showed the "shh" gesture.
"Someone's here, Komachi. Quiet down." He whispered.
Seeing her Onii-chan's serious face, she knew that this was no joke. She nodded and Hachiman let go of his hand, before latching his hand on the broomstick. A big "thump!" can be heard along with some tin cans hitting the ground. It soon followed with footsteps. That made him sweat bullets as he grip tightly of the broomstick. Hachiman brought his hand up, readying to strike the robber at anytime when they open the door. The footsteps gradually became louder and louder, making both of the Hikigayas' heart to race like F1. Soon, it stopped and the sound of the door knob turning resonated through their earbuds.
The door opened and that signaled Hachiman.
As soon as the robber stick their heads out, Hachiman brought down the Broomstick of Doom upon them!
*Crack!*
"Yaoow!" The robber yelped in pain.
Both Hachiman and Komachi was shocked. The broom landed perfectly on the robber's head but the broomstick broke into two and the robber show no signs of losing consciousness! This is bad! They could get killed!
"What did you do that for?" A voice of a boy brought Hachiman together.
He blinked a few times before he faced the "robber" only to see it was a boy no older than 11...
"Are you okay?" Komachi asked as she rubbed some ointments onto the boy's head.
"Yup!" The boy replied rather cheerfully. "I'm totally fine!"
"Geez, Onii-chan. You could've hit a girl with that broomstick!" Komachi scolded her older brother.
"Oi, can't help it. He was acting like a robber so I was doing the right thing; protecting you and subdue the robber." Hachimna shrugged.
The boy didn't seemed to be bothered at all. "Sorry 'bout that! Hehe!" He grinned. "Guess you didn't really remember me, huh?" That sentence caught the interest of them both. "Not like I remembered much anyways."
"Wait, you know Onii-chan? A long time ago? Childhood friends!?" Komachi questioned, her voice getting louder causing the boy to tilt his head. "In the first place, who are you?"
Hachiman stayed quiet as he wants to know who the boy is.
The boy had a strange appearance. He had a palm-like hair pointing in every direction, he was small but somehow had a well-built body and he wore an orange traditional dogi with blue sash and blue wristbands. On the back and on his left side of his chest on his dogi has a kanji that says "Turtle Hermit School" which was something that both Hachiman and Komachi never heard off.
He gave a bright smile and a two-finger salute. "Osu! Name's Son Goku!"
Hahahaha...I know...
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Yeah, I know. Maybe stupid of me to do this in an original FanFiction instead of crossovers but fuck it. Some people did that and I'll do this as well. Don't give a flying, floating fuck.
Alright!
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