"Ed, why do you want a llama again?" Roy looked at his lover with confusion written all over his face.
Edward looked around shiftily. "Just because…"
Roy raised an eyebrow at the small blonde. "Does this have anything to do with my promotion?"
Edward jumped. What promotion?"
Roy sighed, and rolled his eyes. "No. Go ask someone else to rent you a llama."
Edward grumbled. "Fine, but it was supposed to be for Al's birthday."
Roy froze. "Al's… birthday?"
"Yeah, it's tomorrow."
"And you're just telling me this now?!"
Ed shrugged. "You never asked."
Roy growled. "Fine, we'll get a damn llama."
At the rental zoo, Edward squealed with delight. "Can we get a goose too?"
"No. A llama is bad enough. And, why?"
"Why what," Edward asked as they approached the llamas.
"Why a llama of all things?"
Ed shrugged again. "He saw one in a book." He pointed to an ivory and grey llama that stood by the fence. "That one. Can I pet it?" He looked up at the shop owner.
The man nodded. "Sure."
Edward reached for the llama, and as soon as his fingers touched the animal's nose, the tall llama spat in Ed's face.