This is my challenge: Write a Mulder slash fiction, where Mulder somehow becomes trapped for life as a genie in a bottle or lamp (or whatever chosen container). You get to choose who will be Mulder's new Master ;-) Submitted by Sonja Blue.
"What a shit day" exclaims mulder as he punches the vending machine. "There is probably a bomb in here knowing my luck!" Mulder starts to shake the machine to get his money back (or the skittles, we shall never know). The vending machine starts to rock dangerously, mulder jumps to the side and it come crashing down. Mulder is backing away from it when a puff of smoke explodes, mulder is entranced for the smoke is now mist, and he stands there watching it. Meanwhile Scully heard the crash and as she runs around the corner she arrives just in time to see mulder disappear. Scully watches as the smoke disappears and in the wreck of the vending machine lies a pair of snow pants and a bottle. She cauitously approaches the bottle picks it up and puts it in her convexity placed handbag, she decides to keep the snow pants.
Scully is now at home and decides to look at the bottle, it is blue, with weird patterns and writing on it. She figures it would go nicely on her table…..
Mulder has been missing for over a week now and Doggett figures he got pissed, went to Los Vegas married a hooker, and will be spending some time in a divorce court. But Scully can't get the bottle out of her mind. When Scully arrives home she decides to examine the bottle and opens it, surprise, surprise there stands mulder in a typical genie outfit and Scully pisses herself laughing. Mulder is incredibly pissed of, but he is magically tied so Scully is his new master. After Scully recovers and changes her pants, she talks to mulder. Mulder tells her what's happened and how shit the bottle is, the first thing Scully wishes for is, for mulder to put on proper clothes (the genie outfit is made for a woman, so ill let you come up with that mental picture!), then she wishes for some things I don't think should EVER be put in writing, but I'll give you an idea a banana was involved in a way it should ever be used…… after some "wishes" she sets mulder free and destroys the bottle. Everybody lives happily ever after, blah blah blah.
The end
P.S I know this was crap but too bad….
Oh and if you are still reading a "shout out" to my mate Bec.