Hey so aly-owl2 and I Wrote this because we were REALLY BORED! So please dont jugde this TOOO harshly! :) It's very random. Haha

Title: Warrior Phase.

Finn was lying on the ground. Of course. He was knocked out. AGAIN.

Maybeck walked by and pointed," Finn's DEAD! MALEFICENT FINALLY GOT HIM!"

Philby wacked him with a bat and said," He has a pulse, IDIOT."

" Ow! You're bat hurts!"

" Well yeah... what do you expect? IT A BAT! NOT JELLO!"

" Hey... I want jello now." Then Maybeck left to go get Jello. Amanda walked up to Philby hearing the conversation.

" You do know there's no Jello in MK, right?", she said.

" Oh, I know. I'll let him figure that out."

Amanda looked down at Finn and screamed bloody murder!" WHAT DID MAYBECK DO TO FINN?"

" He used the i am holding."

" OMW! I CANT BEILIEVE IT!"

" Omw?"
"Oh my whitman."

" Oh."
Awkward silence.

Amanda broke it and said," FINN DIED!"

Philby wanted to say," He has a pulse you idiot." but didn't because this was Finns girlfriend. Or.. at least Future Girlfriend.

Jess came in and screamed," HES NOT DEAD!"

" Huh?", said Amanda, confused.
" He's in the warrior phase."
"oh not this again.", said Amanda.

Philby was confused," The what phase?"

" Warrior phase.", Jess corrected," It's when someone either gets hurt and knocked out or just knocked out in battle."

" He wasn't in any battle.", said Philby.
" BUT YOU JUST SAID MAYBECK HIT HIM WITH A BAT!", said Amanda.

" Yeah, I lied.", said Philby smirking.

" So, Amanda has to kiss Finn to wake him up!", Jess said smiling.

" EW! GROSS! NO WAY!... Ok! Ill kiss him!", said Amanda.

" You sound eager.", said Philby. Then Amanda starts giggling uncontrollibly.

" I'm not eager! I'm just really can't wait to kiss him!", she said.

" And you understood cryptograms..how?", said Philby.

" I didnt."

" Really?"

"No I understood them perfectly."

"Really...?" Amanda rolled her eyes. "YES."

"So I really have to kiss him?"

"If Jess says so." Philby answered. Jess smirked.

"Why though!"

"He's knocked uncouncious, that's why." Jess said.

"Has anyone stopped to think that maybe he's sleeping? Or maybe its a NORMAL situation where I don't need to kiss him. Just wait for him to wake up."

"Since when is any of this normal?"

"Im LEAVING!"

"So you're just gonna let Finn die!"

"No. I'm HUNGRY." And with that, Amanda took off.

"If you find Maybeck, tell him to come back and that there is NO JELLO IN THIS PARK!"

"Nah, Maybe I'll find Jello with him." Amanda yelled over her back.

Epiloge:

Turns out Jess was right about the Warrior Phase. Finn was "asleep" for about..Three days. After convincing Amanda that what she would have to do wouldn't be recorded on video. She agreed to Kiss Finn. WHY? Because She WANTED to kiss him.

So she kisssed him and he woke up right away.

The OTHER Epiloge:

Finna said to philby," I had this weird dream that Amanda kissed me last night." Philby started laughing nervoulsy. Finn raised an eyebrow. "Why are you laughing?"

"Hehe... Funny story about that. Oh! I almost Forgot! You borrowed my math book. I need it back."

"I don't go to your school! Ok, c'mon. Whats the real story?"

"It wasnt a dream cause you ended up uncouncious for some reason, and Jess was saying 'WARRIOR PHASE!' and 'THE ONLY WAY TO WAKE HIM UP IS FOR AMANDA TO KISS HIM!' and then Maybeck went off looking for Jello in a Jello-less park and thats what!"

Finn just stared blankly at Philby.

Then he started to laugh.

Philby looked at Finn skeptically. "WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?"

"Because."

"That isn't an answer."

"Well, at first I did fall and get knocked out, but then I woke up and was sore so I didn't get back up. I just didnt feel like it. So I just, um, fell asleep..."

"So you were asleep the WHOLE TIME!"

"Yeah, I guess you could say that."

"But it was for three days!"

"Hey, I can be a good actor too, ya know." Philby facepalmed.

"So, you knew the whole time about Amanda and the kiss, and the jello, and the random conversation with Jess, and the bat?"

"All of it."

Philby paused for a second, thinking. "That was good man."

Finn smirked,"Thanks."

"But one more thing."

"Um, sure, what is it?"

"I hate you for not letting me in on such a great awesome prank." Finn shrugged.

Philby paused once again, thinking. "Wait... so you WANTED to kiss Amanda."

"And that's why I didn't let you in on it."

"I hate you."

THE END.