Soap was sleeping peacefully in his rock hard bed. He had gotten used to the firm beds back when he was joining the Navy.
A sudden THUMPING noise from down the hall made Soap wake up, jump to his feet, and grab his M9 handgun that was always on the dresser next to his bed.
He slowly opened the door, walked out into the hall, and stood next to the door where the noise seemed to be coming from.
He lifted the gun and walked into the room. Ghost seemed to be standing at Roach's door, kicking and punching it.
"GIVE IT BACK YOU FUCKING WANKER!" Ghost yelled.
"Make me, faggot!" Roach yelled back.
"You're gonna pay for that, asshole." Ghost said quietly. He lifted his foot, and kicked the door violently.
Soap leaned against the wall, wearing nothing but his boxers. He seemed to enjoy it when Ghost got angry.
"What did he do, Ghost" Soap asked.
Ghost jumped a little and looked back at Soap. Simon's bright blue eyes shimmered in the moonlight from the window.
"You startled me." Ghost said.
"WHAT did he do?" Soap asked loudly.
"This is kind of embarrassing... but... Roach took my porn." Ghost asked.
Roach yelled from in the room saying
"INDEED I DID, MOTHERFUCKERS!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP, CUNT." Ghost yelled at him.
Soap chuckled and tossed Ghost the handgun.
"Shoot a bullet straight through the door. Works every time, lad. I used to do it all the time back in Scotland."
Roach heard this and opened the door up faster than a human could blink.
"TAKE YOUR FUCKING PORN." Roach yelled, throwing it at Ghost.
"SOAP, HE HAS FUCKING STACKS OF THAT SHIT IN HIS ROOM, YET HE NEVER SHARES IT WITH ANYONE!" Roach yelled, slamming his door and locking it.
Soap glared at Ghost for a minute, and then laughed.
"You've got to learn to freaking share, lad."
"Sharing? Fuck that shit." Ghost said, tossing the gun back to Soap and storming back to his room.
Soap walked to his room, laid down in his bed, and went back to sleep.