Hey what's up, you guys? Crap, I just ripped off Shane Dawson. But, oh well. Guess who came back from a Hairspray filled vacation? Me! And who has two thumbs and is obsessed with Percy Jackson? This girl! That's where this comes in. The big D: I do NOT own PJ or Hairspray.

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The screen opens with a view of New York City. We center in to a girl sleeping. Then she wakes up and gets dressed into a white oxford blouse, a green and yellow plaid skirt, and beige oxfords. Then she rats her hair up. (AN: Think Amber's hair during the Miss Baltimore Crabs scene) Then she starts singing.

Oh, oh, oh woke up today

Feeling the way I always do

Oh, oh, oh hungry for something that I can't eat

Then I hear that beat

The rhythm of town starts calling me down

It's like a message from high above

Oh, oh, oh pulling me out to the smiles and the Streets that I love.

She walks outside and starts walking towards the bus stop.

Good morning Baltimore

Every day's like an open door

Every night is a fantasy

Every sound's like a symphony

Good morning Baltimore

And some day when I take to the floor

The world's gonna wake up and see Baltimore and me.

She stops at a window and looks at her reflection in the glass.

Oh, oh, oh look at my hair

What do can compare with mine today?

Oh, oh, oh I've got my hairspray and radio I'm ready to go.

She starts moving again.

The rats on the street all dance round my feet.

She starts the twist and starts walking.

They seem to say, "Annie, it's up to you"

So, oh, oh don't hold me back

'Cause today all my dreams will come true.

She pushes through a group of gossiping women.

Good morning Baltimore

There's the flasher who lives next door

There's the bum on his bar room stool

They wish me luck on my way to school

Good morning Baltimore

And some day when I take to the floor

The world's gonna wake up and see Baltimore and me.

She stops and starts dancing.

I know every step, I know every song

I know there's a place where I belong

I see all those party lights shining ahead

So someone invite me before I drop dead.

She starts to walk again.

So, oh, oh give me a chance

'Cause when I start to dance I'm a movie star

Oh, oh, oh something inside of me makes me move When I hear the groove.

She finally gets to the bus stop, but...

My ma tells me no but my feet tell me go I

It's like a drummer inside my heart

She misses her bus! So,...

Oh, oh, oh don't make me wait

One more moment for my life to start

She flags down a garbage truck to take her!

I love you Baltimore

Every day's like an open door

Every night is a fantasy

Every sound's like a symphony

And I promise Baltimore.

She arrives at school.

That some day when I take to the floor

The world's gonna wake up and see

Gonna wake up and see

Baltimore and me

Baltimore and me

Someday the world is gonna see Baltimore and me!

Then...the final bell rings.

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