Hey everyone, have no idea whatsoever where he got this. My brother wrote this and begged me to post it so here it is. He's ten so tell him what you think and be nice. I do find it all rather funny though. gotta go, I'm too busy reading Lupin/Tonks fics right now to write anything. He insisted I put his name on it so it's there. Nobody knows me or whats to for that matter anyways. Gosh, My self esteem is just wonderful isn't it?
The Credit card Catastrophe
By Adam Prestigiacomo
One day a mysterious letter was sent to everyone at hogwarts. Even the teachers. When they opened it, everyone had gotten a creditcard. All they knew was that if you used it you didn't have to use wizarding money. So that day everyone went to Hogsmeade and went shopping. Fred and George bought everything in Zonkos and Neville bought honeydukes. Everyone used their creditcards and spent loads of money everywhere. Everyone was happy. LITTLE DID THEY KNOW. A week later, another letter was sent to everyone at Hogwarts. THE BILLS! DUN DUN DUHHH! "Nooooooooo!" cried Harry. "I think half my freckles just jumped off" said Ron. "Now I can't afford to have my hair done by Grawp every month!" screamed Hermoine. "Thank heavens!" Cried Ron.Everyone was upset and soon asked Dumbledore for help. he then said "I wish I could help, but I too owe a very large amount of Galleons to Rosemerta for all the Firewhisk-uh, I mean butterbeer! The Butterbeer I bought! For now, some meaningless advice, Never wear purple socks with green flip flops!" Then he went up to his office to drink the Butterbeer he had bought. Nobody knew what to do.
Far in the Forbidden forest, an evil was hiding. An evil so evil, it was more evil then Voldemort himself. An evil so evilly evil that no evil was more evil. An evil that was thought more evil then evil itself. If you looked up evil in the dictionary you would see this evil. This evil was Mailmort, Voldmorts Uncle's cousin's grandson's aunt's second cousin's third husband's third cousin twice removed's friend. He delivered evil with something more evil then any unforgivable. The mail. It was he who had sent the creditcards! he who had known how they would buy so much! He who sent them the bills!
Somehow or another Harry knew this and went into the forest afterhim. He pulled out his wand and pointed it at the menace. His face was so ugly he would of rather kissed Goyle rather then look at it. Hisface looked more like a Frog's thena human. He had bumpy, greenish skin and big bulging eyes that stared in different directions like Sam's sometimes. Harry aimed his wand and said Avada-Kedavra! Harry said. Mailmort exploded and Harry was a hero. Everyone loved him but it didn't solve their cash problem. Everyone was fired or expelled and Hogwarts burnt down.
The End