Brainiac's vast skull ship moved through the inky blackness of space, stars nothing more than dots in the far distance in all directions.
On the ship, the green-skined Coluan, Vril Dox stood. He glanced out of the window and spoke.
"Hm. Now that Earth has been collected, I can move on to more... interesting worlds."
He then spotted one. It looked just like Earth. Fascinating, thought the Coluan. So, he zoomed towards that fucker really fast. Eventually, he landed in London on top of the Leaky Cauldron, crushing it. Brainiac didn't notice.
He exited to the terrified screams of humans and looked around. He was standing on a street with buildings on all sides along it. He saw several humans looking at him with fear and pointing at him.
He saw, to his curiosity, humans with robes on and sticks in their hands. They were also looking at him, but not with horror.
They looked at him with surprise, but no horror.
He walked around, shooting anybody that got in his way with laser blasts from his hands. Eventually, he reached a huge, stone castle.
The castle had several towers. He stood in front of the castle doors now, the gate destroyed in the process of him walking those few hundred yards to get to this exact moment in time.
"Who're you?" The voice startled the Coluan; he was not expecting to hear anyone at this time.
He turned around and came face-to-face with a human that could rival Bane in height and build.
"Hello, Bane. I had thought you dead when Grodd betrayed me, and as a result, was... disposed of..."
"Who're ya talkin' to," the giant asked. "Names Hagrid, not Bane. And who's Grodd?"
Brainiac was getting annoyed by this man's questions, so he said thus.
"None of your concern, inferior one." Hagrid was promptly blasted back by a laser blast.
The doors of the castle were easy to open. He stood in what he presumed was the entrance hall. There was a door that lead somewhere to his right. He walked towards that door and opened it.
IMMEDIATELY, everyone who was there stopped whatever they were doing and looked at the Coluan. Gasps were heard as an old man with blue robes walked towards him.
"Ah. Greetings, Brainiac," he said, smiling. A quick scan revealed that this man's energys, along with everyone in this room, were... strange.
"Albus, who is zis," came a voice. Brainiac turned to see a woman who was as large as Hagrid approaching.
"This is Brainiac the World Collector," Dumbledore replied.
"World Collector?" came a high, cold voice. Everyone glanced around to find Voldemort standing there.
"You are probably wondering how the hell I got here, Albus."
"Well... no, I say thee nay, Tommy boy. You could have just walked in, you know."
"You are right for once, Dumbledore," Voldemort said, grinning.
In the meantime, Brainiac collected the entire wizzarding world on his skull ship and flew off to find more worlds to collect... and they didn't even notice.
What dumbasses, thought Brainiac.
After that, Galbatorix, Smaug, Emperor Palpatine, Slenderman, and Shaman15 were collected and the universe was at peace.
Authors note: shaman15 is my Wattpad account.