"Harry Potter's Kicking Some Butt"
By Loki Palmer
Author's Note: When I first read the series back in college, there were only six books out. By the time I finished the sixth book, it was like I could feel this anger in Harry that was boiling over and ready to punish any and all enemies he would come across – think of an angry classical piece like the "Dies Irae" of Verdi's Requiem or Immediate Music's "Lacrimosa" (I could name so many others). Anyway, considering that I enjoy writing musical parodies, I thought I would write up my own musical prediction of what I thought would happen in Book 7 (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows). It even turned out to be accurate (for othe most part) :)
So, without further ado, I present to you this hilarious little parody, and I hope you enjoy it. The tune, by the way, is the well-known Christmas song, "Santa Claus is Coming to Town."
Voldemort, you'd …
Better watch out,
You will really cry!
Harry Potter's ticked off
And you're gonna die!
Harry Potter's kicking some butt!
The Death Eater squads,
Bring 'em right to their knees!
Harry, and Ron, and Hermione!
Harry Potter's kicking some butt!
The students all at Hogwarts,
They all will shout, "Hooray!"
The bad guys will run for their lives,
Harry's bringing JUDGEMENT DAY!
Voldemort, you'd …
Better watch out,
You will really cry!
Harry Potter's ticked off
And you're gonna die!
Harry Potter's kicking some butt!