Ha-ha, so I made a Romano version! All credits go to the amazing mangarox14, who allowed me to do a spin off of her story 'Dear 59-kun' from Katekyo Hitman Reborn, definitely check it out, it's amazing!
Romano leaned back in his large computer chair. This was so stupid, why did he have to make an advice column just because he punched Germany in the face? He deserved it, and besides, he had it coming anyway. He sighed, the only reason he agreed to doing this was because Spain asked him too, and plus, he had too much time to kill anyway. Yeah, that was it.
"How is an advice column supposed to help anything?" Romano glarred at the screen.
He aimlessly stared at the blank screen until the loud burst of music informing him of a new question snapped him out of his trance. He clicked on the inbox to read the new message.
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Dear Roma-Kun,
When you and your brother Italy's hair were stuck together and he was helplessly trying to untangle it while shouting "Ouch! Brother it hurts! Get it out!" why were you angry that he called Germany for assistance? Is it because you secretly wished that moment would last forever, or was it the thoughts running though your perverted mind twisting everything Italy said into something dirty?
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He stopped and gawked at the screen. What the fuck? This wasn't even asking for advice!
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Dear Stalk Me Any More Obviously,
First of all, what the fuck? This was in my brother's house; how the hell did you see this? Wait, is this France? If it is, I'm going to kick your ass! Fucking creep! If not, I think Feli needs to get some security cameras or something...
Roma-sama
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After he gladly clicked send, he sat back in his chair once again.
"You know, you're supposed to be giving advice, not yell at them..."
Romano turned back to glared at the other nation, who just smiled in return.
"It's your fault for making me do this stupid thing anyway."
"Ha-ha, yes I know. I'm going out with Prussia and France, just try not to be too mean, ok?"
"Like hell I won't."
Spain sighed and slipped out the door, Romano turned back to the screen to see he had a new message.
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Dear Roma-Kun,
It seems that today, I met a strange guy who claims he's a hero, who dressed in red, white, and blue tights. He was eating lots of McDonalds and won't stop slurping his cola. Any idea as to make him stop?
from,
PandaNekoNyan~
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Dear Call The Police,
I would kick his ass of course. Just go up to him and kick him in the nuts, then problem solved. And if he still continues, then call the cops.
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Dear Roma-Chan,
I love how you and your twin brother have cute little matching curls, do you do it on purpose, or is it a natural thing? And how do I get one?
MiKaN=LoVe
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Dear Your Caps Lock Is Having A Spasm,
Ha, do you really think I would purposely try to look like Feliciano? I've tried cutting the curl. Numerous of times, but it keeps coming back the next day! As for how to get one, your on your own there. And don't use 'Chan' after my name! It's bad enough I'm talking like that Asian freak!
Roma-Sama
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Dear Roma-Kun,
My best friend and I are having a fight over this guy whom we both are in love with. She says that she liked him first, but I know I did! What should I do?
*2552Drug*
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Dear Get A Life,
It's a guy, who the fuck cares? There are billions more in the world, screw the guy and the girl, you don't need them anyway.
Roma-Sama
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Romano sighed and glanced at the clock, knowing Spain should be back around 9:00, and it was 8:30. He shut the laptop as he decided to go to bed. He didn't want to wait for Spain, as he would keep him up all night wanting to do something useless like watch a movie. He grabbed a tomato and left the room.
Hope you enjoyed the first chapter and remember to R&R, and check out mangarox14's original, and amazing, story! :) And sorry if it's kinda OOC, I tried my best!