The Mary Sue Chronicles: Stand by Me edition
Sarah Ann Terri Angela Nancy drove up to Castle Rock. She was new in town. How convenient. She just happened to stop at a large lake which conveniently her house was next to and also very conveniently she happened to see four boys all of the same age as her swimming in the lake.
"Why hello," screeched Sarah Ann Terri Angela Nancy down to the four boys who just happened to be swimming shirtless in a lake.
"Hey there!" yelled back the four boys, then they all started to climb out of the water much like sexy lifeguards. Except for Vern who was quite flabby.
Chris Chamber shook his head then smiled at Sarah Ann Terri Angela Nancy and asked, "What's your name?"
"My name is Sarah Ann Terri Angela Nancy." Said Sarah Ann Terri Angela Nancy. "But you can call me Suzie."
"Hi Suzie." Said Vern, Teddy, Gordie, and Chris. But Suzie was only paying attention to Chris, because he is super smexy.
"I have to go away now. I have to pack." Said Suzie and all of the boys waved after her.
When Suzie was done packing away all of the things in her new home which took about ten minutes because she has the super ability to pack and unpack very quickly she went and drove to the town.
In the town she saw many buildings but she was not paying attention to the buildings because she was using her nose to sniff out the smell of Chris which smells like smexy. The only reason she could smell so well was because she was two eighths wolf. How convenient.
The smell of smexy got stronger as she neared a diner. She went inside and found Chris sitting at a booth with another girl. She walked over to the booth and look at the girl for about thirty second and then the girls suddenly turned into ash. This is because Suzie has the power of witchcraft. Again with the convenience.
Chris who seemed unfazed that his date had just turned to dust smiled as Suzie sat down across from him.
"Tell me about yourself." He said. "How did you get here?"
"Well…." Suzie started and then continued to talk about how she was born and then her mother died because her father is an abusive drunk who killed her and raped her. Then one day her father killed her brother who was best friend and then he impregnated her and she had children and then she gave them to her grandmother who just died and left her the house in Castle Rock. But then her children got sent to her aunt and then she killed her father.
"Nothing too exciting." Suzie said as she finished her story.
"Yeah my stories almost exactly like that." Said Chris.
Then as they finished their burgers and were about to leave a gang of more smexy boys came into the diner. Chris went to go leave but just as Suzie and Chris stood up Ace and his gang of smexy followers saw his and called to him.
"Hey there Chamber's," Ace said. "I see you got yourself a girl."
Suzie then appeared at Chris' side and said to Chris "Come on you are too smexy for him."
Ace watched them as they walked out. Suzie and Chris walked to Suzie's house and Suzie asked Chris who that smexy gang was in there, only she didn't say smexy she was only thinking it.
'They are just some bullies. They like to pick on me and my friends." Said Chris
Chris continued to ramble on but Suzie was having a vision, Oh yeah she's physic too. The vision was of her and one of the smexy followers they were making out. How scandalous.
"Well this is my house." Said Suzie. She said goodbye to Chris and then went inside and fell asleep.
Wahoo. Hope you guys like this. And if you don't then I really don't care but just leave a review it makes me feel fuzzy inside knowing someone took the time to leave a hateful remark on my story. Oh, and if you guys didn't notice look at Suzie's full name and look at the first letters of each name, together it spells something :)
-Jodi