Chapter 1; Kyle's P.O.V
I was walking down the science hall towards the physics room to do an extra credit assignment with Pip, Tweek, Token, and Butters when there came an explosion from the science teachers' lounge. The explosion didn't do much damage, but it caused a cloud of smoke to fill the science hall and left the five of us gagging on the scent of burnt rubber (for some reason, don't ask why 'cuz I don't know) and left a wave of tingling all over my body. When the dust and smoke cleared to the point that we could see each other, all of us gaped in shock. Everyone of the guys in front of me had become girls, and damn, if I wasn't gayer then should've been humanly possible (for Stan of course), I would've found the girls in front of me hotter that any supermodel could ever aspire to be.
"Sorry about that boys, I don't know wha-"Our crazy ass chemistry teacher came out of the lounge looking perfectly fine, but stopped and stared at us as our altered appearances slowly started to register in his brain. "No. Fucking. Way." He muttered, then took out his phone and snapped a fucking picture.
"What the fuck!?" I yelled, then clapped a hand over my mouth in shock as I realized that my voice had gotten smoother and higher pitched, though not by much. The other guys stared at me in shock too, as Token raised a shaky hand and said "Kyle, look at yourself dude. You are fucking hot. No way anybody wouldn't take a picture of you." I shook my head.
"But Token, you guys are so much hotter than me, you have to be." Everybody else, including the damn science teacher, shook their head.
"Dude," Tweek said without his stuttering or twitching. "You're so beautiful, I might've just become straighter than a ruler. Like, no joke." I pulled my phone out of my back pocket with a slim, shaking hand, put in my lock code, and went to my camera. I stared, it was all I could do as I took in my altered appearance. My face had gotten slimmer and now had a vaguely heart shaped look to it. My skin was perfectly smooth without a single pimple or dirty pore or blackhead anywhere. My eyebrows were perfectly plucked, my eyes were an even brighter emerald than before, and my lips were fuller and a beautifully natural pink. Even my hair was attractive now. It was down slightly past my shoulders and it had loose curls that framed my perfect face. "Woah." Was all I was able to manage before I started tearing up. "Dudes, what are we gonna do? We have school and social lives, and friends. We could always skip school but then our friends would get worried and try to visit us, and there's no way I want the love of my life seeing me like this." Tears were streaking down my face as I turned to run, but just as I turned the corner, I ran into Stan.
"What the HELL? Kyle is that you? What happened?" I tried to dart around him to avoid answering him, but he grabbed my thin wrists and held me in place. Sighing, he repeated his earlier question of what happened.
"I don't know dude." I mumbled, and I swear Stan's face turned pink when he heard my voice, not that I could blame him. "One minute Token, Tweek, Pip, Butters, and I were walking towards the physics room to do an extra cred. assignment, the next the science teachers' lounge explodes, and we turn into girls while there's a bunch of smoke and dust in the air." I looked up at him with tears still running silently down my cheeks. He sucked in a breath and his cheeks got even brighter as he whipped out his phone and called Craig.
"Craig, get Damien, Kenny, Clyde, and yourself down to the science hall. The dudes just got turned into chicks." Just then, the other four guys-turned-girls walked around the corner and Stan's jaw dropped. "Scratch that Craig, really fucking hot chicks. Like, each of them looks hotter then any model, ever. They all look perfect. Oh, and Tweek isn't twitching, at all." There was muffled conversation on the other side of the phone as all of us flushed in embarrassment.
When the others arrived only to just stand stock still and gawk at us, Pip stared at them in confusion. "What's so interesting about us turning into girls? I mean, it's strange, even for South Park, but it isn't that fascinating." I chuckled softly and draped a thin but muscular arm over his shoulders and hugged him, then scowled.
"How in the hell do women deal with breasts? They're so heavy, and my back is already starting to ache from the extra weight." I grumbled as I supported the underside of my new womanly part to relieve so of the strain from my back. I stopped when Stan got a nosebleed and stumbled over his own feet. "Anyways. Pip, it isn't the fact that we got turned into girls that they're gawking at, it's the fact that we're exceptionally hot as women." His mouth opened in a silent "oh" so I knew he understood now.
Author's Note: So, this is the end of Chapter One of Dude, Your a Girl?! and I have four chapters already planned out. I have a feeling I'm going to have way to much fun with this South Park fanfiction, but oh well. Please let me know what you guys think of this story! (if anyone reads it) In this fanfiction, there will be like, only gay ships and I'll do my best to make it as adorable as it deserves to be! Thanks for staying this long. -CrazyAssFangirl : )