Heya peoples! This is a joke series, so there's really bad grammar, so it's for a reason. One time when I wrote a joke story I got advice on how to write a real story, so if you want to see a real story, then look at my other works. This will update whenever a new Hamilton character's birthday arrives. (It will be about that character, but not always about their birthdays)
"Hey tomcat." Madison asked
"Yah" Jefferson was like
So that made medicine all like "use proper English when you talk to me it is no nice to talk that way. your secret girlfriend Alexander hammy would want you to use proper ingles (A/N: Ingles is Spanish for English)."
So tommy got all defensive like "boi, ham is my secret boyfriend not girlfriend don't tell Madison okee?"
And Madison was all like "okee your secrets safe with me"
And tomcat was like "I love you" and he made out with him and poopy.
so mad hatter was like "love you too i know you would never leave me for someone else"
And Jeffy fell asleep with his mouth still superglued to medicines or something like that.
But before the story could end medicine was all like "wait tomcat I can't breath when your mouth is glued to mine"
So before the fourth wall could heal itself tommy said "it's an alternate universe so just breathe threw your gluteus Maximus or whatevs. And btw it's breathe not breath stop triggering me or I'll cheat on you."
And medicine was all like "you ill take yo Madison." And he gave him a pill in the shape of his face.
"The (anticlimactic) end." Jeff said
But at the last minute mads said "how can I speak in parentheses teach moi your ways"
And I think Jeff said "since when did you speak italian" but I couldn't hear from here so *shrug*