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It was a peaceful morning on planet Earth. The birds were singing, the sun was shining, everything was just peaceful.
"I'm gonna f**king kill you, Krillin!" Someone shouted.
"I said I was sorry!" Someone else shouted.
Never mind... on the surface a tiny bald man was being chased by another man with the weirdest hair. The chaser was Vegeta, a saiyan and the prince of them although the species is practically endangered since he's one of the only remaining Saiyans left. The chasee was Krillin, a pathetic young man who always seems to get owned or killed, he's a walking bad luck magnet.
"Please, Vegeta I didn't mean to almost cut you in half, I thought you were just some weird creepy bad guy!" Krillin shouted.
"That's it! I'm killing you twice!" Vegeta shouted.
"That's impossible!" Krillin shouted back.
"Nothing's impossible!" Vegeta shouted at the top of his lungs
Krillin eventually ran into a tree, which knocked down a bunch of other trees which fell on a car.
"Oops. Sorry!" Krillin shouted.
At that moment a boot was thrown at him and hit him in the face
Krillin Owned Count: 32
Krillin held his head in pain and then was grabbed by the neck by Vegeta.
"Whoa, whoa!" Someone shouted and landed between the two.
It was Goku, A saiyan that was raised on earth, he's pretty stupid.
"Vegeta, Krillin? What's going on here?" He asked.
"Your bastard of a friend tried to kill me!" Vegeta shouted in anger.
"What? Is this true? How dare you try to kill one of my friends!" Goku shouted in disappointment.
"It wasn't on purpose. I thought I saw some bad person try to jump me so I fired my Destructo Disk at him and it just so happened to be Vegeta." Krillin tried to explain.
"Oh... That makes a lot more sense." Goku said with a smile.
"No it doesn't! He almost killed me I'm just returning the favor!" Vegeta shouted ready to pounce on Krillin.
"Vegeta! Calm down! Your acting like a stupid kid." The saiyan from earth said.
"Am not!" Vegeta shouted while sticking his tongue out.
"Vegeta, apollogize to Krillin for trying to kill him." Goku said with an angry look.
"You know what? F**k you guys, F**k you to hell, F**k you to damnation, Just... F**K YOU!" Vegeta shouted and flew off in a fit of rage.
"Is he coming back?" Krillin asked.
"Probably not, last time he did this it took five months for him to come back." Goku said.
"Phew, what a relief." Krillin said wiping sweat off his forehead... which hit a squirrel on a tree and it started to bite his head.
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!" Krillin shouted while running back and forth like a madman.
Krillin Owned Count: 33
Vegeta flew into a back alley of one of the cities and kicked a trash can.
Those guys just piss me off so much. Especially Kakarot! Sometimes I wonder why I bother with those idiots anyway?! Vegeta thought to himself.
He walked around a bit venting his anger when he saw a poster of a movie called 'Citizen Nappa'
Nappa. Vegeta thought and flashbacks of them going to the bug planet, fighting Kakarot and his friends and when he killed Nappa out of sheer anger.
"Eh... What the hell... Been a while since I've heard something stupid come out of his mouth." He said taking off towards Hollywood.
"Alright, guys!" Nappa said. He was in a meeting with a bunch of producers,
"The success of Citizen Nappa has shown me that people who see anything, even if it's already been done. So, what have you got?"
"How about, The Nappatrix?" One man said.
"Sounds complicated. Hope it doesn't have outdated effects." Nappa said turning down the idea.
"The Nappa Age?" Another producer proposed.
"No, we already have four movies in that series, it would get redundant if we made another one." Nappa declared.
"I know, let's do... The Nappator!" A third producer shouted.
"That sounds exciting! Let's do that!" Nappa said pounding his fist on the desk causing it to break,
"Oops, did it again."
Suddenly a knock came at the door.
"Sorry your too late a pitch has already been done." Nappa said opening the door suddenly seeing someone he hadn't seen in a long time,
"Vegeta!"
"Hi, Nappa." The prince of Saiyans said crossing his arms and subsequently getting hugged by Nappa.
"Oh it's been so long since I've seen you, you haven't changed in the slightest!" The dumb saiyan said squeezing his friend.
"Yeah well... Something might change if you don't... let me go." Vegeta said trying to breathe.
Nappa then realized his friend was turning blue and then let him go,
"Sorry, Vegeta."
He then turned to his other producers,
"Well what are you waiting for? Go make that movie!"
At that moment the producers ran off leaving a trail of smoke.
"So, what brings you here?" Nappa asked sitting down.
"It's Kakarot and his idiot bald friend." Vegeta answered sitting down,
"They're driving me insane with their idiotness."
"Really?" His friend asked getting out a cup of coffee.
"Yeah, Krillin almost cut me in half, that idiot." The prince grumbled getting some coffee as well,
"I need time away from that band of buffoons."
"And you came to me to chill out?" Nappa asked drinking some coffee.
"Well I'm defintiely not going to Raditz." Vegeta said drinking more coffee.
Meanwhile with Raditz.
"I. HATE. ALL. OF. YOU." Raditz grumbled.
Back to Vegeta and Nappa
"Well Vegeta, you've come to the right place. I've dreamed of this and I'm gonna show you something." Nappa said leading Vegeta outside to a storage warehouse.
"Your gonna get me to pick up junk from this giant shed?" Vegeta asked.
"No, we're gonna go on an adventure." Nappa said and opened the big gate revealing... Vegeta and Nappa's space pods.
"I've kept them hidden here ever since I came back to life. Pretty neat huh?" The lovable Nappa asked.
Vegeta went over and knocked on them a couple times,
"Feels just like yesterday I saw these things. Okay Nappa, what do you have planned?" Vegeta asked as he and Nappa got into their respective space pods.
"You'll see." Nappa smirked as both pods took off into space.
Cue Intro
Vegeta and Nappa, Saiyans in Space. The prince of the Saiyans had enough of Kakarot and his friends so he went to his old to make some mends, Nappa took him on an adventure in space, now their going world to world without loosing any pace. The Adventures of Vegeta and Nappa, a handsome bastard... and an idiot.