I saw the Blues Clues Section and thought to myself "Are these Serious?" and NO they weren't. I mean that in a good way! I wrote this for anyone who sees Nick Jr. my way. ENJOY MWAHAHAHA!
Face: … Y-yeah, it's me face. Stay tuned for Blue's Clues coming up next on NICK JUNIOR! BO OBO--- whatever… This is fucking annoying! Good lord! Can you imagine having my job? I need more crack. Hey kids, do you have some spray paint? I could really use some spray paint… SWEET JUMPING JELLYBEANS I'm high! Well, enjoy the Blue's Clues… thingy… I need booze!
[Intro Starts]
Steve: Have you seen Blue, my puppy? … No! Seriously! Blue is gone!
Tickety: I haven't seen her ether.
Mr. Salt: Over zere! Zere iz blood leading into ze backyard!
Steve: You is correct. Lets find the clues to figure out what happened to Blue! We need our handy dandy NOTEBOOK! But first! We answer "FAN mail".
Mailbox: Here's your mail! This one seems to be written in blood, and has a pawprint inside.
Steve: That is neat-o!
[Opens letter to see a man dressed in black holding a bloody knife.]
Steve: It's a letter from our friend!
Man: HELLO STEVE! You suck! You eat cat shit for brakfast! You can't find clues on your own for beans! You will never find Blue! NEVER! NEVER! NEEEEEEEEVERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
[A stick falls out of the envelope with a pawprint on it]
Steve: Wheres the clue?
Kids: There!
Steve: Where?
Kids: THERE GODDAMNIT!
Steve: OH! ITS OUR FIRST CLUE! Lets draw it! A stick. We will draw a line. And there is a stick.
Mailbox: ….Wow… that is beautiful….
Tickety: WAIT! We don't need the rest of the clues! I found blue! Her head is impaled upon a stick tho.
Steve: WE FOUND BLUE!
[Suddenly the murderer jumps through the window and brutally slaughters everyone]
THE END!
Face: Wasn't that FUNTABULAR! AHAGAAA! And the funny thing is…. I'M THE MURDERER! MWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!