Disclaimer: I don't own Toy Story or any of the characters (I think that's why I'm using fanfiction :-).
Shut up and Drive
"I'm bored!" Jessie whined.
"Well, then watch the movie!" Woody said annoyed by Jessie's complaints.
"But it's boring! Let's do something... oh, I dunno… fun."
Bonnie's family were on vacation in Florida, so the toys had the whole house to themselves for two weeks. Shortly after they left, Woody suggested a movie, but the gang wanted to do their own thing. But, Jessie, Dolly and Buzz quickly changed their minds when they saw Woody's disappointed look. So they let him pick a movie.
"I have to agree with the cowgirl on this one," Dolly finally said. "I mean, 'Dear John', seriously?" she scoffed. "Sure it's mushy, but there's not much going on."
"I know, right?" Buzz said.
"Fine then!" Woody exclaimed. "What do you guys want to do?"
They all thought for a moment and then Jessie gave them a devious smirk.
"Who's up for a lil' dancin?"
"Nahh!" Dolly said. "Let's do something that we can all do together... not just you and Buzz." Buzz and Jessie couldn't help but smile at each other. But, then Jessie's smile got wider as a light bulb went off in her head.
"Buzz, you can drive, right?" she asked.
"A little. Why?"
Woody then understood where she was going with this.
"Oh-no-no-no, nope, we are not going for a drive!"
"Aw, come on, Woody! It's just around the block! Besides, Buzz has driven before… he knows what to do!"
'Yeah… because I'm so experienced. I almost crashed into people!' Buzz thought while remembering the Pizza Planet truck. Apparently, he was too deep into his thoughts to notice Woody finally give in to the wacky idea.
"Wait! What's going on?" Buzz asked while his mind was slowly coming back to earth.
"We're going for a drive." Woody answered. "Come on."
"Um… ok." They grabbed the keys from kitchen table, and left the house. They didn't even bother to tell the other toys what they were doing, or where they were going.
"Ok, Woody, operate the brakes and gas. Dolly, you navigate. Jessie, operate the levers and knobs." Buzz commanded.
"Yes, sir, Captain Crunch." Jessie saluted, while the others just giggled and went to their
"Stations". Buzz put the key in the hole and the car started. Then, immediately, the radio started playing "Shut up and Drive" by Rhianna. They all sang along before, putting the car on drive.
Cuz it's 0 to 60 in 3.5
Baby you got the keys
Now shut up and drive, drive, drive
Shut up and drive, drive, drive
Shut up and drive, drive, drive
Shut up and drive, drive, drive
"We ready?" Jessie asked. They all nodded, and she put the car reverse. The car jerked backwards, out of the driveway.
"Geez, Buzz!" Dolly exclaimed.
About 30 bad driving, YouTube moment minutes later…
"Ok, I'm bored now." Jessie said after radio station went on commercial break.
"Yeah, I wanna go home now. This did get boring." Woody agreed.
"Fine… Dolly, Take us home" Buzz said. Dolly looked at the road and then turned back at Buzz and grimaced.
"Um… sorry but where exactly is home?"
READ THIS THINGY HERE: Sorry if it's boring or if it's too short or if it sucks so far, but the next chapter will probably be little more interesting (considering the fact that there will be lots of music involved in this fanfic). And in case you're wondering, yes I have been listening to alot of Rhianna latley, I'm not that big of a fan, but her songs are too catchy!So… no mean reviews if it sucks (don't like, don't read). That's it. Bye! –PLEAZDONTSTOPTHEMUSIC (ding)