Slayers Clue!

I curse whatever put this idea in meh head...

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Author's Note: This came from god knows where. I don't mind flames, as a matter of fact, they're yummy! So go on if u wanna flame.. And note, I've only seen Slayers, Slayers Next, and Slayers Try disc A, Although disc B is coming in the mail soon.. Ahem, this really doesn't take place at any specific time so.. Beware?

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They all got invitations... Lina, Gourry, Amelia, Zelgadis, Filia, and Martina. All of them, I say! -cough- Ahem, so.. They got invitations to a "Gathering" in a house.. yes, a house.. on a hill. A rather ugly mansion. One that had lightening and thunder constantly around it.. Quite annoying it was, indeed.

Lina and Gourry were the first ones there, and the first ones to discover that the lightening was in fact.. plastic lights on top of the house, and the thunder came from a rather annoying noise maker which Lina wasted no time in destroying with a fireball.

The door opened to reveal

DUN DUN DUN

Xelloss! But you knew that, so moving on..

"Xelloss!? What are you doing here!?" Lina asked half angry, half shocked. "Why I'm simply holding a party! I'm glad you could make it" Xelloss said moving to the side to allow them to enter. "Fo0o0od!" Gourry oohed at the large table of food that was in the middle of the floor. Him and Lina were on it in a second chowing down.

Xelloss smiled at them. "Um.. Mr. Xelloss?" a voice asked behind him. Xelloss turned around seeing Amelia and Zelgadis. "Ah! So nice of you to come, Amelia, Zel, Do come in" Xelloss motioned in. Xelloss closed the door behind them. "Lina and Gourry?" Zelgadis asked seeing the two walking toward them and wiping crumbs off their face. "Zel!" Lina exclaimed. "Amelia!" Gourry added.

"What are you guys doing here?" Lina asked. "We were invited" Amelia handed Lina an envelope. "We got the same one" Lina said before handing it back. "What's going on?" Zelgadis asked. "That's a Secret" Xelloss winked. Thunder roared and lightening clashed. "Eek!" Amelia clung to Zelgadis.

"FIREBALL!" Lina hadn't expected *another* noisemaker! "How did that lightening clash like that?" Gourry asked. Xelloss threw a pikachu at Gourry, which knocked him out. "Oh no!" everyone gasped, including Xelloss. Zelgadis ate the table that Lina and Gourry had ate off earlier because he was hungry.

Filia and Martina walked in and exploded, because I hate Filia and because Martina scares me. "Look, Miss. Lina! I can CHICKEN DANCE!" Amelia exclaimed beginning to bock and flap out her arms. "You're a moogle" Lina insulted. Everyone laughed.

The lights suddenly went out, Zelgadis clung to Amelia. A candle was lit by Xelloss. A tall shadow crept along the walls and laughed insanely. Everyone gasped in fear as they realized who it was, including the still unconsious Gourry.

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Kristi: Gawd, I am WEIRD

Jounouchi: Go shoot yerself in the head, FIEND

Kristi: I dunno if I'm going to make the shadow *** ******* or ********** *********, What do you think?

Tasuki: No one CARES what THEY THINK!!! GAHAHAHA

Kristi Why're u two ooc?

Tasuki & Jou: WE WANT TO BE!! KAKAKAKAKAKA!!!

Jou: STOP copying ME

Tasuki: Gawd, Kristi is INSANE!!!