This is part 2 of a drunk dragon, but Stormfly's drunk this time. Hehehehe.

Astrid was getting ready to go to sleep when a shout came from Hiccup.

"Astrid, come see this," shouted Hiccup, "it's your dragon."

She came bounding down the stairs, she stopped when she noticed her dragon trying to get freaky with Toothless. Toothless was trying hide from the horny and drunk dragon. Astrid fell to the floor laughing.

"Mom," yelled Astrid, "You need to see this."

Vaulka came down the stairs. She looked at Stormfly with a horrified look.

"What is going on," she said.

Stormfly tripped on her feet and fell to the ground by Beauty, the Night Fury Toothless woke to find by him. She curled around her egg tighter and shot Stormfly and evil glance. Toothless hid behind his girlfriend, she licked Toothless on the nose to let him know she was there for him. Toothless rubbed his head against her neck.

Stormfly began to hump a chair, finally something that won't move when she tries to make love with it. Toothless and Beauty watched her as though she were on some sort of drug.

"Ok we need to get her somewhere where she wont hurt anyone," he laughed.

"I volunteer you to go get the chair," said Astrid smiling.

"You have to do it," said Vaulka.

"Fine," said Hiccup, he cautiously moved to the dragon humping the chair, ever so slowly did he pull the chair from under her.

Stormfly felt the chair move, looked down at Hiccup, and decided he was sexier than the chair. A look of 'oh shit' came across his face, he dropped the chair and ran for the door. Stormfly was on his tali, He was out the door and running for the shop, Stormfly tumbled after him. People turned to the running chief and drunk dragon. As soon as it hit them what was going on, they laughed. Hiccup ran into the shop, Stormfly followed. Hiccup managed to escape the shop and lock the dragon inside the shop. But failed to see Gobber sleeping in a chair.

Hiccup turned to leave when he heard cussing from inside the shop, Hiccup unlocked the door. Gobber ran out and wasn't too pleased. Hiccup locked it back up before Stormfly ran out. Astrid and Vaulka over.

"Explain," said Gobber not too happy.

"Well, Stormfly is drunk," said Hiccup, "I needed a place to run to because she was trying to do it with me. So I ran to the shop and didn't see you there."

"Wait, she tried humping you," said Gobber in a happier mood, "I would have given anything too see that."

"You tried to move the chair she was humping," said Astrid, "And she decided you were sexier than the chair," she fell over laughing.

"Yeah, learned that lesson the hard way," said Vaulka.

"Cloudjumper's next," said Hiccup.

"No," said Vaulka, "That has happened once before, never again."

"What happened," asked Astrid.

"Let's just say that Cloudjumper tried to do it with alpha," said Vaulka, "Didn't end too well for Cloudjumper, her wing hurt for a month after that."

"I'm ready for bed how about you guys," said Hiccup yawning, "Stormfly can stay there till tomorrow."

Astrid leaned on Hiccups arm, she yawned. Then Vaulka and Gobber yawned, then Hiccup did. Astrid yawned again and this went on till Hiccup shouted out.

"OK next person to yawn gets to sleep outside," then he yawned, "I revoke that."

"Nope," said Vaulka, "You put that on yourself now you have to do it."

"I'll sleep with you," said Astrid sweetly, Hiccup knew what she wanted.

Hiccup walked the rest of the way home trying to hide all feeling he had going on. It wasn't working.

Well here's part 2 of a drunk dragon. R&R hope you like it.