ORDER OF THE PHOENIX
"Remember your last, Petunia" came the voice from the howler
*ZAP*
*WHOOSH*
*BANG*
"OUCH"
"THAT'S GONNA HURT IN THE MORNING."
The Dursleys spun around and saw two girls standing in the room.
"GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!" The girl with raven black hair.
"Liz? Rae? What are you doing here?" Harry asked surprised.
"Got bored. So we thought we'd come to say hi. So what's up with chubby over there. He looks like he's seen a ghost?" Liz asked pointing to Dudley.
"Dementors, we were attacked by them." Harry said gravely.
"That can't be good." Liz said frowning
"So Harry, how's your summer been?" Rae asked grabbing an apple and biting into it.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE!" Roared Vernon.
"Right at the moment, I'm eating an apple." Rae said and Harry sniggered.
"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!" Vernon bellowed, his face going purple.
"You know what, I don't think I will. In fact, I believe I'll stay here for the rest of the summer." Rae said taking another bite into the apple.
"YOU BLOODY WELL AREN'T STAYING IN MY HOUSE, NOW GET OUT BEFORE I GIVE YOU A THRASHING." Vernon yelled his face now a mixture of red and purple which Liz found fascinating.
"You know Mr Dursley, there are differences between wizards and mages. Liz and I are mages, mages are ALOT more powerful than ordinary wizards and witches. Liz and I can do magic with out a wand, and we can do magic whenever we want and not get in trouble for it. Now, I suggest you shut your trap before I turn your son into a pig. Got it?" Rae said with a fake smile.
Harry was desperately trying not to laugh.
"Let's go to your room. We have so much to talk about." Liz said excited and Harry led the two excited Australian girls up the stairs.
"What kind of crap bedroom is this?" Rae said incredulously.
"Tell me about it." Liz agreed.
"Liz my friend, I believe-"
-that it is time-"
-for drastic-"
-renovation" they said at the same time.
Liz and Rae scurried around the room zapping everything and turning it into something alot better.
"TIME FOR THE CLOTHES!" Liz yelled and they threw Harry's clothes on the bed. Soon Harry had alot of expensive, good looking clothes. After they'd finished they looked around the room in satisfaction.
"I like. I think we did well. How about you Harry?" Rae asked the boy
His mouth was hanging open.
"Um, what? Yeah, it's great." He finally said.
"Thanks." Liz said proudly.
"Could one of you two do me another favour." Harry said hesitantly.
"If it has anything to do with hexing the Dursleys, I'm way ahead of yah." Rae said with a mischievous twinkle in her eye.
Harry grinned.
"No, I was just going to ask if one of you two could go and see Ron and Hermione to find out what's happening. I've got no news from the wizarding world." Harry asked with puppy eyes.
"Sure, no probs." Liz said with a smile.
"Could you give em' a hex or something and tell them that I am HEAPS angry with them." Harry asked.
"I'll go." Rae said before Liz could.
*ZAP*
*WHOOSH*
*BANG*
Rae found herself standing in a room with Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Fred and George talking.
"CHIGGA WIGGA." Rae bellowed.
All 5 of them jumped so much their feet left the ground.
"Rae? What are you doing here? Did Dumbledore come and get you? Where is Liz? Did something happening?" Hermione started saying in a rush.
*ZAP*
Hermione's mouth was now shut together.
"Sorry, but all your many questions were annoying me." Rae said with a shrug, "so, where am I?"
The door burst open and Mrs Weasley, Mad-eye Moody, Remus, and Sirius came in with wands pointed in front of them.
"Whoa, down boy" Rae said holding her hands up.
"Rae? What are you doing here?" Asked Sirius.
"Harry asked me to come and see what's going on." Rae replied
*ZAP*
Hermione's mouth was now free.
"What? Is something wrong with him?" Asked Sirius worried.
"Yup." Rae said with a nod.
"What? What happened?" Hermione asked panicking.
"He is suffering from very-pissed-off-with-everyoneitis. In other words, he is extremely pissed off with you all. So, what's going on?" Rae said looking at all of their faces.
Everyone looked at each other anxiously.
"We can't say." Ron said slowly.
"All right, but when you next see Harry, be prepared to have your heads blown off. Oh, before I go, Harry asked me to do this."
*ZAP*
*ZAP*
Ron now had bunny ears, bunny tail, bunny teeth, whiskers, bunny feet, and a bunny nose.
Hermione's body was now bloated up like a balloon and had green hair.
"Sorry, you shouldn't of pissed him off. Tootles."
*ZAP*
*WHOOSH*
*BANG*
Harry was furious when Rae told him that they didn't tell her anything and also that Sirius was with them. But he did laugh when he heard what he did to Ron and Hermione.
The next few days Rae, Liz and Harry had a blast. But Harry was still angry with Ron, Hermione and Sirius.
On the fourth night Rae, Liz and Harry were all having a huge pillow fight.
The Dursleys had gone so it was just them. Suddenly they heard a crash. They went silent then heard voices. Liz and Rae knew who it was since they already read the Order of the Phoenix but Harry didn't. He got out his wand and put his finger to his lips to indicate for them to be quiet.
They walked down the stairs silently and saw eight or nine figures in the dark.
Liz turned on the light making everyone in the room spin around and face them.
"Professor Lupin?" Harry asked surprised.
"We're here to take you away Harry." Professor Lupin said smiling.
"In that case, if we are leaving, Liz and I have work to do." Rae said and they past Harry.
"We'll do the lounge room first." Liz said and Rae nodded.
"What are you doing?" Asked Harry wearily.
"Hexing the place, what do you think?" Rae said rolling her eyes.
"Just think of it, as a goodbye present." Liz said grinning.
Both girls ran off cackling madly, the others looked on worriedly.
5 minutes later everyone was standing outside the house.
"Liz, Rae, how are you guys going to follow us. You don't have brooms?" Harry pointed out.
*ZAP*
*ZAP*
In front of Liz was a flying carpet.
In front of Rae was a vacuum cleaner.
"Heheh, it's a Hoover." She said grinning at them.
They all rolled their eyes.
"There's the signal." Lupin said and they all rose into the air
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