The pein of me
Ichigo was trapped like a rat, in a corner with no where to go except down. He fell down the pit of despair, and wondered how long was he going to rot there, would he be resqued, or would he forever wallow in his shame. He noticed his chain eroding, and soon was in his innerworld.
Zangetsu spoke, "Do you want to be a pokemans like no one ever was un pokemans?" No way was Ichigo going to turn into one of them so, he said, no. Zangetsu, said do you want to be a reaper. Ichigo said no, I want to be a hollow, well I want the option to be a reaper, but ill stick with being a hollow for now.
Zangetsu, very well, I will stay dormant, however I do not think that is the life you desire. Ichigo protested that a hollow has it easy, to no avail. Tessai tried his binding technique but Ichigo broke out. When they wondered what he was it was obvious that they were disappointed.
Ichigo told urahara "You are really bad at this and now its time to pay. Urahara used his swords ability to make a shield. Ichigo did a falcon paunch through it. Urahara would regret not fighting with his bankai, because before he knew it, jinta was a homerun. Urahara was unphased, although he now was short one worker.
"Tessai make the barrior stronger we do not want him to escape." Ichigo er rahn ahay wahy. He was esccasscared. He saw a talking cat. Ishida arrived just in time to save yourichi from becoming Ichigo's fillet minoinoe. "What are you, is that you korasaki?" Ichigo smirked as he quickly realized he had been shot in the arse. Ichigo yelped in pain only to have Orihime decide to heal his injuries. Ichigo, was kinda pod at ishida for shooting him, but he got over it.
"So I guess we can save rukia now?" Chad piped in only to be drowned out by the sound of a cat shrieking in pain. Ichigo "Yeach shure, gulp." Inoue " Kourisaki, you did not finish the tail. "Inoue you can heal him right, I hope he wont have any memories of being devoured, Im a hollow now, I cannot resist the urge to feed now and again.
"Yourichi, Ichicgo do you fing know how painful it is to be eaten alive, why the he** did you do this to me. Ichigo calmly replied, I became a hollow, as a soul reaper I lost to those guys. I would have an easier time beating them If I were a hollow, and you know you gotta eat.
It was time to go to SS and Ichigo and co were ready, urahara decided to over look this infraction just this one time, little did he know that Ichigo had packed uruu for a snack later on. When they got to ss, the people saw Ichigo and were very afraid. He went directly at the gate guardian. The guardian was big, and it really hurt Ichigo to take some hits, he was almost out for the count but then his hunger kicked in and he nibbled on his toes. Then his ankles, and pretty soon he had polished off the gate keeper.
"Run, Ichigo, don't let them see you " Yourichi yelled. The group went to the kukkaku house, and met ganju and kukukaku. Kukaku wondered why they had brought a hollow with them.
Mean while in ss, they were alearted to the fact that one of the gate guardians had some how been killed, but they did not care too much, they just knew something was up.
Ganju did not like the way Ichigo was eyeballing him, when he was riding his pig. Ganju rode his pig around the house but when he went to use the restroom and came back his pig was gone. "Bonnie, chan? Where are you. Ichigo taunted him, by saying, bonnie chan more like bonnie chewtasticly delicious pig. Ganju and Ichigo decided to be rivals. Ganju "Can I really be his rival, I hate reapers as much as he does, but he ate my fing pig, how dare he.
Nevertheless they broke into ss, and got separated.
Ichigo ran into Ikkaku. I will fight the wierdy you take the bald one ganju. Ganju " I will not loose to the likes of you. Ikkaku, uses his sword, but finds himself blasted with some sand in his face. He then goes shikai, and Ganju and him trade blows. Ikkaku " siding with a hollow how disgusting, you are a disgrace." Ichigo may be a hollow, he might have eaten my pig, and I know deep down I hate him, but I cannot let myself loose to the likes of you. Ikkaku " that guy is your rival, how weird. Ganju gets beaten up even more, then he realizes, that bald people don't have hair. So he does a full force sand attack on Ikkaku, which makes him sink to the ground. He pulls out a bomb, but realizes that Ichigo would not respect him if he fights that way, so he dunks Ikkaku in his sand until Ikkaku spills where Rukio is.
Yumcha is having an hes so ugly spasm, that Ichigo is able to knock him into a wall. Yumcha reveals his swords true power, however, he underestimated one thing. Ichigo will eat almost anything and he starts eating his shikai. Yumcha is shocked, that his trick did not work, and is almost defeated when Ganju barges in and knocks him down into a pit. Ichigo, so show me the body. Ganju had brought Ikkaku who was dazed. Before you know it Ikkaku was being eaten alive. Ikkaku shrieked in horror, and Ganju wasn't happy that he indirectly ended up feeding Ichigo.
Ganju had a flash back of his pig, how he loved his pig so very much. He attacked Ichigo, but Ichigo parried, and they had to stop fighting and make a run for it.