UnderGrads
s2e01 – New Beginning
The episode starts at the second year at college. Nitz is back in his same room, sitting on his bed waiting to meet his new roommate. While he is sitting there, he is thinking about the mistakes he made last year.
Nitz: "The whole year I was trying to go after my old crush from high school, Kimmy,
and now that I have her, I find out that Jesse wanted me all along. Kimmy now
seems like someone I don't want to be with and Jesse does. Now I screwed up
and she will probably go after some one like Brodie. AHHhhhh!!!" Nitz yells
while pulling his hair.
Just as this is happening, the door opens and in walks Brodie.
Brodie: "Guess who your new roommate is."
Camera turns toward Nitz as he is staring in shock. In rolls the theme music.
Good Charlotte: "So come and talk to me, on my computer screen. The best years of
our lives aren't as easy as they seem. To get the girl and make the grade, its all a
show, it's all a game, and I would loose it if I played, but anyway. You go out on
Friday night, I'll stay in, but that's all right. 'Cuz I haven't found a click to call
my own."
Brodie: "Hey Nitz, looks like we are rooming together this year. You remember Kruger
and Dan, right? Well, they are moving next door."
Nitz: "Great."
Brodie: "Oh yeah, Jesse will be stopping over later if that's alright."
Nitz: "Yeah, why wouldn't it be?"
Brodie: "Well, the whole fact that she had a huge crush on you…. And the fact that we
are a couple."
Nitz: "What???"
Brodie: "Oh, didn't she tell you? I thought she would have told you over the summer."
Nitz: "I thought so too."
Just then, a web cam pops up on Nitz's computer, its Gimpy as usual.
Gimpy: "Nitz, how's your new living quarters? And who is this guy."
Nitz: "This is my new roommate Brodie. Gimpy Brodie, Brodie Gimpy."
Gimpy: "Ah, I sense a disturbance in the force."
Nitz: "I'll fill you in later. Anyway, what happened to your Anti-aircraft deck, that you
were turning into your off shore computer data haven?"
Gimpy: "It turned out some Star Trek geeks got to it first. I hope a tsunami makes them
wish otherwise."
Nitz: "Ok?"
Gimpy: "Well, I have to get going. Star Wars meeting. Topic tonight is 'wookies and
ewoks, any relation?'"
Nitz: "Ok, later Gimp."
The web cam disappears just as Cal enters the room.
Cal: "Hey Guy… Guy. There is a mixer tonight. They'll have Boggle and cheese."
Nitz: "No they wont, they never have the stuff they have at these mixers when they say
they do. Remember last year, there was no Boggle or cheese."
Cal: "What are you talking about guy?"
Nitz: "Never mind. I'm going to see what Rocko's up to."
Nitz leaves for Rocko's frat house, but the camera stays in the room while Brodie unpacks.
Cal: "This used to be my room Guy."
Brodie: "The name is Brodie."
Cal: "No, it Cal, but you can cal me the Cal-ster."
Brodie: "Um, no thanks."
Cal: "I better go invite more people to the mixer Guy."
As Cal leaves, Jesse walks in.
Jesse: "Is that your new roommate? I thought he was going to become an RA."
Brodie: "No that's not my roommate, Nitz is."
Jesse: "Oh. He still lives in this room? I thought everyone had a new room. I am just
happy Charity isn't my roommate anymore. I wonder who my new roommate is, I haven't meet her yet."
Brodie: "Don't worry, I'm sure she's cool."
Jesse: "What? Me worry?"
Brodie: "No, your right. Speaking of roommates, I thought you told Nitz about us."
Jesse: "You didn't tell him yet, did you?"
Brodie: "Yeah, kind of."
Jesse: "Oh man, I was going to wait and tell him when we got back today. I never
thought you guys would be roommates. I hope he's doing ok."
The camera fades to Nitz walking up to the frat house. As he is walking up sidewalk to the front door, a keg breaks though to second story window and lands on the grass beside Nitz. A couple seconds later Rocko jumps out the window after it.
Nitz: "What's going on Rocko?"
Rocko: "Huh, what?" Still not knowing what's going on from the knock to the head.
(Commercials fade in)
s2e01 – New Beginning
The episode starts at the second year at college. Nitz is back in his same room, sitting on his bed waiting to meet his new roommate. While he is sitting there, he is thinking about the mistakes he made last year.
Nitz: "The whole year I was trying to go after my old crush from high school, Kimmy,
and now that I have her, I find out that Jesse wanted me all along. Kimmy now
seems like someone I don't want to be with and Jesse does. Now I screwed up
and she will probably go after some one like Brodie. AHHhhhh!!!" Nitz yells
while pulling his hair.
Just as this is happening, the door opens and in walks Brodie.
Brodie: "Guess who your new roommate is."
Camera turns toward Nitz as he is staring in shock. In rolls the theme music.
Good Charlotte: "So come and talk to me, on my computer screen. The best years of
our lives aren't as easy as they seem. To get the girl and make the grade, its all a
show, it's all a game, and I would loose it if I played, but anyway. You go out on
Friday night, I'll stay in, but that's all right. 'Cuz I haven't found a click to call
my own."
Brodie: "Hey Nitz, looks like we are rooming together this year. You remember Kruger
and Dan, right? Well, they are moving next door."
Nitz: "Great."
Brodie: "Oh yeah, Jesse will be stopping over later if that's alright."
Nitz: "Yeah, why wouldn't it be?"
Brodie: "Well, the whole fact that she had a huge crush on you…. And the fact that we
are a couple."
Nitz: "What???"
Brodie: "Oh, didn't she tell you? I thought she would have told you over the summer."
Nitz: "I thought so too."
Just then, a web cam pops up on Nitz's computer, its Gimpy as usual.
Gimpy: "Nitz, how's your new living quarters? And who is this guy."
Nitz: "This is my new roommate Brodie. Gimpy Brodie, Brodie Gimpy."
Gimpy: "Ah, I sense a disturbance in the force."
Nitz: "I'll fill you in later. Anyway, what happened to your Anti-aircraft deck, that you
were turning into your off shore computer data haven?"
Gimpy: "It turned out some Star Trek geeks got to it first. I hope a tsunami makes them
wish otherwise."
Nitz: "Ok?"
Gimpy: "Well, I have to get going. Star Wars meeting. Topic tonight is 'wookies and
ewoks, any relation?'"
Nitz: "Ok, later Gimp."
The web cam disappears just as Cal enters the room.
Cal: "Hey Guy… Guy. There is a mixer tonight. They'll have Boggle and cheese."
Nitz: "No they wont, they never have the stuff they have at these mixers when they say
they do. Remember last year, there was no Boggle or cheese."
Cal: "What are you talking about guy?"
Nitz: "Never mind. I'm going to see what Rocko's up to."
Nitz leaves for Rocko's frat house, but the camera stays in the room while Brodie unpacks.
Cal: "This used to be my room Guy."
Brodie: "The name is Brodie."
Cal: "No, it Cal, but you can cal me the Cal-ster."
Brodie: "Um, no thanks."
Cal: "I better go invite more people to the mixer Guy."
As Cal leaves, Jesse walks in.
Jesse: "Is that your new roommate? I thought he was going to become an RA."
Brodie: "No that's not my roommate, Nitz is."
Jesse: "Oh. He still lives in this room? I thought everyone had a new room. I am just
happy Charity isn't my roommate anymore. I wonder who my new roommate is, I haven't meet her yet."
Brodie: "Don't worry, I'm sure she's cool."
Jesse: "What? Me worry?"
Brodie: "No, your right. Speaking of roommates, I thought you told Nitz about us."
Jesse: "You didn't tell him yet, did you?"
Brodie: "Yeah, kind of."
Jesse: "Oh man, I was going to wait and tell him when we got back today. I never
thought you guys would be roommates. I hope he's doing ok."
The camera fades to Nitz walking up to the frat house. As he is walking up sidewalk to the front door, a keg breaks though to second story window and lands on the grass beside Nitz. A couple seconds later Rocko jumps out the window after it.
Nitz: "What's going on Rocko?"
Rocko: "Huh, what?" Still not knowing what's going on from the knock to the head.
(Commercials fade in)