Author´s notes: This story is dedicated to one of my favorites, NOS-4-A2,
who´s a robotic energy vampire villain from the Buzz Lightyear of
Starcommand-series... Because I like him, I´ve made a little nicer than in
the series. - Coz he´s crazy even for a "Chaotic Evil"! (claps are heard)
Shut it! I haven´t even told a joke yet! ... Still, it´s all about Crash
Bandicoot... Never fear. ^_^ Let´s just start the damn story!
A lesson to remember
Starring: Crash Bandicoot Coco Bandicoot Aku Aku Dingodile Tiny Tiger NOS-4-A2 Dr. Nefarious Tropy Dr. Neo Cortex Fake "FC" Crash Bandicoot Eden Lynx Komodo Joe Komodo Moe
(Crash was lying in bed, not quite awake. He sat up and stretched himself, thinking of all the things he shouldn´t have done the last night. It made it so hard for him to get up the following morning. Coco was in the kitchen, like one disaster wasn´t enough, frying some french fries in the boiler. Even though it wasn´t the most healthy breakfast, Crash insisted in having it. His sister had gotten no chance to complain about that. As for herself, she took a bite of a carrot while doing this. Crash came wobbling through the doorway, still not quite awake)
Coco: Hey, Crash, goodmornin´! Crash: (snores a bit) Wh... Wha? - Uhm, yeah, g´mornin´, Cortex... Coco: (looks at her brother, disturbed) Crash, I´m your sister! ... - You know: Coco! Crash: (acting like she was joking) Yeeeaah, right! Sure you are! *_^ Coco: Uh! You know what? Why don´t you go out n´ get the newspaper?! Crash: (grunting a little and starts walking out the door) Stupid mailman! I hate newspapers! They always come this early on Saturdays! I´m missing my brunch! (scratches his bum and walks out of the scene)
(At the Cortex castle, the two doctors and crew are also having their breakfast)
Cortex: Hey, Dingodile, you ordered toast, right?! (burning his fingers on the toaster) Dingodile: That´s right, mate! Tiny: Tiny hungry! Tropy: Yes, Tiny, that´s why we´re here... Tiny: Oh! (scratches his head)
A lesson to remember
Starring: Crash Bandicoot Coco Bandicoot Aku Aku Dingodile Tiny Tiger NOS-4-A2 Dr. Nefarious Tropy Dr. Neo Cortex Fake "FC" Crash Bandicoot Eden Lynx Komodo Joe Komodo Moe
(Crash was lying in bed, not quite awake. He sat up and stretched himself, thinking of all the things he shouldn´t have done the last night. It made it so hard for him to get up the following morning. Coco was in the kitchen, like one disaster wasn´t enough, frying some french fries in the boiler. Even though it wasn´t the most healthy breakfast, Crash insisted in having it. His sister had gotten no chance to complain about that. As for herself, she took a bite of a carrot while doing this. Crash came wobbling through the doorway, still not quite awake)
Coco: Hey, Crash, goodmornin´! Crash: (snores a bit) Wh... Wha? - Uhm, yeah, g´mornin´, Cortex... Coco: (looks at her brother, disturbed) Crash, I´m your sister! ... - You know: Coco! Crash: (acting like she was joking) Yeeeaah, right! Sure you are! *_^ Coco: Uh! You know what? Why don´t you go out n´ get the newspaper?! Crash: (grunting a little and starts walking out the door) Stupid mailman! I hate newspapers! They always come this early on Saturdays! I´m missing my brunch! (scratches his bum and walks out of the scene)
(At the Cortex castle, the two doctors and crew are also having their breakfast)
Cortex: Hey, Dingodile, you ordered toast, right?! (burning his fingers on the toaster) Dingodile: That´s right, mate! Tiny: Tiny hungry! Tropy: Yes, Tiny, that´s why we´re here... Tiny: Oh! (scratches his head)