Satou Kazuma and his friends Aqua,Megumin and Darkness just defeated one of Demon King's leaders and were enjoying a nice meal in the Adventurer guild in the small city of Axel they were sitting in front of a table full of empty plates and cups.
"Aaaaaaaaah,I'm full"groaned Kazuma,he is a sixteen years old young man of average height and has short and slightly messy chestnut-brown hair and green eyes.
He wears a gold-trimmed green mantle, white shirt, pants and leather boots.
"Maybe we ate a little too much"groaned back Megumin who is a fourteen year old girl with shoulder-lenght dark brown hair and crimson coloured eyes,she wears a classical
witch attire such as a black cloak with gold border, choker, witch's hat, fingerless gloves, and carries a black staff.
Munch,munch"Order"munch,munch"More"barely spoke Darkness as she cleaned out another is a tall,beautiful eighteen year old,has light blue eyes and straight,
long blonde hair,kept in a ponytail tied with a braid and red hair clips secured on both sides of her bangs. She is usually seen clad in armor.
"Hey,big mouth,with that tempo we are going to spend all of our money in a week"complained Kazuma.
"Oooohhh,yeaaaa,Kaaaazumaaaa,More verbal abuse!"pleaded Darkness as her cheeks began to blush.
"I think you are overreacting a little,I's not like I called you "bitch" or anything"exclaimed Kazuma as he rolled his if it was a command,Darkness immediately
began rolling on the table breaking the plates and cups.
"I think she's drunk."said Kazuma while turning his head to Megumin.
"Yup,but at least she's doing something,not like Aqua over there who has been staring at the ceiling for like more than fifteen minutes with that funny look on her face"
"I guess...,Megumin,stop Darkness from breaking any more plates and look at this!"ordered now the young man Kazuma was preparing a perverted act for the beautiful
goddess Aqua who was clearly not in the right has blue waist-long hair that is partially tied into a loop with a water-molecule (H₂O) shaped clothes
carry a blue colour scheme, with her ordinary attire consisting of a vest, detached sleeves, thigh-high boots, a miniskirt and a transparent underskirt.
"And so it begins..."While Kazuma was announcing this,Megumin and Darkness were carefully watching in amazement when Kazuma shouted with all his might while putting his hands up as he was trying to grasp something.
"Double Steal!Now I can steal panties and bra at the same time."As Darkness was starting to go crazy again...Nothing happened.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAT?yelled Kazuma,"It didn't work?"
"She probably doesn't wear panties"hypothesised Megumin
"Yea that makes sense,I've always wandered if she was wearing any panties,and not wearing bra,come on and she called me a pervert!"pondered just from the mere excitement alone Darkness fell unconscious.
"Promise me to not say a word to Aqua about what just happened or else she will kill me"
"I promise to do as you say for the name of the Crimson Demon species,"replied Megumin
"I'm sorry but that sentence was a little weirder than usual."addressed Kazuma
"Are you doubting my genius then I shall not promise!"declared confidentially Megumin.
"Fine,fine!sighed Kazuma as he grabbed Aqua by the shoulders and shook her...
"EARTH TO AQUA!"yelled Kazuma as he shook even harder.
"Whut...whut?"murmered Aqua as she was returning to the real world"What were you doing while I was 'drunk' Kazuma"cried Aqua as she slapped him in the face so hard that
he couldn't move for a few minutes.
"Huh,she beat me up anyway"exhaled Kazuma
"What did he do?MEGUMIN?cried Aqua as she was looking more like a demon than a goddess.
"He tried to steal your panties...and bra."Megumin reported waving hands symbolising "Don't hurt me please!"
Aqua then began glowing red from anger but then she started crying and throwing weak punches at Kazuma.
"Whaaaaaaah"cried Aqua"And I thought I lost my virginity for a second!"
"Hmmmmmm,you know I'm not that bad and,wait,you are a thousands of years old goddess and you are still a virgin!"chuckled Kazuma.
"Staying in a room waiting to send dead adventurers away to this world isn't the best sociable activity."defended herself Aqua as she was blushing.
Kazuma just started laughing and laughing until he died from just sighed
"I think he's overusing his limitless amount of death-free cards."
"Should I even resurrect him?"wandered Aqua
"Just do it"insisted Megumin.
"Fine1"whined Aqua.
Meanwhile in the afterlife...
"Oh,I died again!"lamented Kazuma.A girl stood in front of name is Eris and she is a goddess with purple eyes and long silvery wears a loose,white hagoromo.
"It seems you had an accident,again"said Eris in a calm and caring Kazuma the afterlife seemed boring and plain as it consisted of a dark blue room that looked like it had infinite length and width,yet the shining presence of Eris made him want to come back again and to break the silence Eris asked
"What happened?"Kazuma smiled
"We just wanted to celebrate after the defeat of Hans,another one of the Devil King's minions,when we just started to joke around.I just happened to find the joke really funny and die."
"Well,that's a weird way to die I suppose,but at least you died happy"pointed out Eris as to try to make the best out of the situation.
"Can I ask you something?requested Kazuma innocently.
"Sure!"encouraged asked with a terrifying tone in his voice yet with an unfazed look on his face.
"Are you a virgin?"That took Eris by tried to answer honestly.
"Um,I am..."Just as she was about to finish her sentence,Aqua's voice yelled
"Kazuma,come back already!"
"Woman,why do you take every good moment in my life?"yelled back Kazuma.
"Just listen to her!"commanded Megumin
"It looks like you are about to be brought back,best of luck,adventurer!"smiled Eris relieved as Kazuma was disappearing.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!"screamed Kazuma at the top of his then woke up seeing the faces of Megumin,Aqua and Darkness in front of him.
"Aaaaaah,good,Darkness you woke up too."yawned Kazuma as he was about to go to sleep.
"Wait a second,I haven't finished with you!"threatened Aqua
"You just resurrected me so you can kill me,you are dumber than I thought,well I'm not going down without a fight"taunted Aqua began to dash forward while throwing punches,Kazuma moved his hands down in a tickling position he started to tickle Aqua
"Stoooooop!"Aqua screeched.
"Kazuma,tickle me too!"pleaded Darkness.
"You are so easy!"laughed Kazuma.
In the midst of it all a mysterious person was watching them...
ROLL CREDITS
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