The weirdest lunch in history.
A/N: Here's the one-shot that fits into the end of chapter 2 of "A blast to the past Sort of." Just warning you that my that my grammar can be bad but I hope you can read anyway.
Enjoy!
From a blast to the past Sort of:
"The chapter is done, so we should eat now and keep reading later."
Even before Aphrodite had finished, Apollo, Hermes, Nico and Percy were out of the room.
"I guess we should follow them." Dementer said.
They made their way to the kitchen, but when they opened the door they froze in chock. It looked like a war zone, stuff everywhere. There was pancakes on the ceiling, flour on cabinet doors eggs cracked all over the place. In the middle of it all, at the kitchen island, satt Apollo, Hermes, Nico and Percy eating like nothing was wrong.
"My kitchen." Hera whimpered, horrified.
"His fault." The boys said while pointing at each other. Hermes pointed at Apollo, who pointed at Nico, who in turned pointed at Percy, who pointed at Hermes. Hestia just smiled and snapped her fingers and the kitchen was back to its usual pristine glory.
Most gods were eating ambrosia and nectar, but Dementer was eating cerial with fresh berries. Athena was sharing a plate of sushi with Hestia.
Percy was sharing his blue pancakes with Hermes, Apollo and Nico with blue cherry coke to drink, not the most common drink to pancakes but it somehow worked. Artemis had gotten Thalia a chicken sallad and sparkling water from a place down the street from the Empire State building.
"So…" Aphrodite asked, looking at the demi-gods. "Does anyone have a boyfriend or girlfriend?"
"I'm a hunter." Thalia said slowly, like she was talking to someone that wasn't all there in the head.
"Doesn't mean you can't have a girlfriend or a secret boyfriend." Aphrodite said with a raised eyebrow and a sly smirk. Nico saved Thalia from answering and Aphrodite from getting killed by a certain virgin goddess by answering that he wasn't in a relationship.
"How about you, Percy?" Aphrodite looked expectantly at Percy.
"No, I don't have a boyfriend." He said with a mischievous look in his eyes. Aphrodite looked disappointed.
"I do." Apollo said.
"Do what?" Artemis asked.
"Have a boyfriend." He said like it was obvious.
"Really? Who?!" Aphrodite squealed.
"Hermes." Apollo said, throwing his arms around a freaked out looking messenger god.
"Hermes?" Artemis looked skeptical.
"Yeah. He's a boy and he's my friend. Dhu!"
"You're so gay, Apollo." Hermes shoved Apollo of him. Apollo stood up from where he had fallen and snapped his fingers. There was a small flash of bright light and when it went away Apollo was wearing a pink crop top with a unicorn on it and bellybutton jean shorts.
"I'm gay and so damn proud, like you wouldn't believe." He said in the most feminine sassy way he could, while snapping his fingers in the form of a Z. He crocked his hip out to the left and said, "I'm fucking fabulous."
There was a moment of complete silence before everybody started to laugh. They were laughing so hard some had tears running down their face while others held their stomachs in pain from all the laughter.
After a while, when everyone had calmed down some, Hestia said, "We should return to the throne room and keep reading."
Everyone got up to leave, but Artemis stopped Apollo.
"Shouldn't you change your clothes?" she asked with a smile and left with a laugh at Apollos blush. He snapped his fingers, changing his clothes back to normal, then he grabbed an armful of snacks and left to join the others.
The End.
I hope you liked it.
And now I'm going to go and cuddle with my dog ?
Have a good day/night.
Love Nyxi.