The REAL Story of Peter Parker
Author's Note: NOOOOOOO i is in a melancholy mood and spelling that damn word make it no better!!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAARBIDGE!!! CHEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAA!!! ooookay peeOPLES ah thinks it's comin' back ta me. ookay anyways this is my first SPANDEX MAN story and even though i've never read a Spandex Man comic i think i shall continue to write them.
Dedication: If you are still reading i suppose i'll dedicate this to you. Yes yes i know you WUV me YOU REALLY DO!!!
REAL Dedication: LOVE YA TWIGS!!! THIS IS FOR YOU BABY!!! (for referance to this dedication please read "Why Scott Really Wears Glasses" by moi and :o). There we goes. That referance was to spite Cacty (theevilcactus). Anyhoe to the story.
We all know that Peter Parker was bitten by a radioactive spider. It gave him some "COOL" powers etc. Whatever, me no care for is irrelivant to the real thing
Petey (as his dear mumsy called him) was a normal little boy. At the age of three his delirious mother dressed him in a duck wearing a tutu outfit and encouraged him to learn ballet, as i said normal. However as he got older he tended to misbehave. His mother would tell him to stick his arm in the fire and he wouldn't. Such a naughty boy twas Petey.
Petey enjoyed his childhood and as and adolescent being on the girls only gymnastics team made him popular. He was so well known that people would so kindly, at random intervals, help him wash his hair in toilets and they always solved the problem of his underwear elastic being too loose, by helping him pull his undies up.
Petey was content with life. Life was good and he had no complaints, until of course that fatefull day that would change his life forever....... *key suspencefull music*
You see Petey's family was poor. They lived in an old run down shack of a house and had an outhouse (that's a toilet that's outside for you socially not with eeeeet people). Now outhouses are prone to spider infestation (i think you see where this is going but you are WRONG! well a bitsy right). Now a spider had been hiding in the toilet when Petey's dada needed to "dump his load" after some of mumsy's famous chilli bean soup. Needless to say it was a toxic "load", hit the spider, spider radioactive, need i say more?? (if i do you must be REALLY stupid and just SOOO totally not get the point, please still review though *smiles desperately*).
After much lemonade (that mumsy had spiked with dish washing liquid) a very "bubbley" Petey went to the loo. Petey droped his dacks (which we don't need not want to know) and low and behold got bitten on his .......heiny.....butt......whatever. Either way he got pumped with radioactive toxins and like all good little boys should, died, not gain super powers and have webbed feet or whatever.
THE END!!!
ok that was my first Spider (SPANDEX) Man story. Oh and spelling bad, punctuation worse, me tired, say no more.
Author's Note: NOOOOOOO i is in a melancholy mood and spelling that damn word make it no better!!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAARBIDGE!!! CHEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAA!!! ooookay peeOPLES ah thinks it's comin' back ta me. ookay anyways this is my first SPANDEX MAN story and even though i've never read a Spandex Man comic i think i shall continue to write them.
Dedication: If you are still reading i suppose i'll dedicate this to you. Yes yes i know you WUV me YOU REALLY DO!!!
REAL Dedication: LOVE YA TWIGS!!! THIS IS FOR YOU BABY!!! (for referance to this dedication please read "Why Scott Really Wears Glasses" by moi and :o). There we goes. That referance was to spite Cacty (theevilcactus). Anyhoe to the story.
We all know that Peter Parker was bitten by a radioactive spider. It gave him some "COOL" powers etc. Whatever, me no care for is irrelivant to the real thing
Petey (as his dear mumsy called him) was a normal little boy. At the age of three his delirious mother dressed him in a duck wearing a tutu outfit and encouraged him to learn ballet, as i said normal. However as he got older he tended to misbehave. His mother would tell him to stick his arm in the fire and he wouldn't. Such a naughty boy twas Petey.
Petey enjoyed his childhood and as and adolescent being on the girls only gymnastics team made him popular. He was so well known that people would so kindly, at random intervals, help him wash his hair in toilets and they always solved the problem of his underwear elastic being too loose, by helping him pull his undies up.
Petey was content with life. Life was good and he had no complaints, until of course that fatefull day that would change his life forever....... *key suspencefull music*
You see Petey's family was poor. They lived in an old run down shack of a house and had an outhouse (that's a toilet that's outside for you socially not with eeeeet people). Now outhouses are prone to spider infestation (i think you see where this is going but you are WRONG! well a bitsy right). Now a spider had been hiding in the toilet when Petey's dada needed to "dump his load" after some of mumsy's famous chilli bean soup. Needless to say it was a toxic "load", hit the spider, spider radioactive, need i say more?? (if i do you must be REALLY stupid and just SOOO totally not get the point, please still review though *smiles desperately*).
After much lemonade (that mumsy had spiked with dish washing liquid) a very "bubbley" Petey went to the loo. Petey droped his dacks (which we don't need not want to know) and low and behold got bitten on his .......heiny.....butt......whatever. Either way he got pumped with radioactive toxins and like all good little boys should, died, not gain super powers and have webbed feet or whatever.
THE END!!!
ok that was my first Spider (SPANDEX) Man story. Oh and spelling bad, punctuation worse, me tired, say no more.