Warning: This South Park Fan fiction story has very foul language, implied sexual situations, violence and terms and a great mass mockery that the show is widely known for over the years. That I don't own or created South Park by Trey Parker, Matt Stone and Comedy Central because I write my own stories between season breaks .It is intended for mature reading if you find it too vulgar to read that you have the choice to do not read it at all or do not a give a crap at all which I hope that you will be enjoy it and laugh your ass off.

The Curfew from Hell

Chapter 1: Out of the Shadows

One late afternoon has recently settles over the small sleepy semi- normal mountain town of South Park, Colorado which it is a very busy morning already for the South Park Police force after getting calls on overnight vandalism had taken place that Mayor McDaniels is on a warpath right now after she had found about it by accident which she is putting pressure on the police force to finds those punks right now. Which Yates isn't very pleased when he had gotten that call from her that she had ordered him, BarBrady and Dawson to her office for a special meeting to discusses about the case in privacy. Cut to South Park City Hall inside the mayor's office which Mayor McDaniels was seated at her desk while her aides were flanked on each sides of her. That BarBrady and Dawson was seated in front of her desk which Yates was standing behind them while he was holding a file that has the police reports in his left hand.

"Oh, alright everyone that you have any idea on an ideal suspect or suspects in your case right now which the local press has hounding me all morning long that I'm sick of doing no comment or investigation is still ongoing ruse when they call me nonstop all morning long, Harrison?!" McDaniels said in a very bitchy tone voice which she was sitting there and clasping her hands together as she looks at them with great concern and yet annoyance while she was listening to their report.

"Madam Mayor that we don't know who had done the vandalism across town which they'd taken all of security cameras out that we had no chance to identities those punks?!" Yates said as he stepped forward her desk which he has notices the very ornery mayor who was sitting there in complete silent at that moment.

"Jesus Christ?!" McDaniels replied which she was rolling her eyes at him for a quick second. "That is great that will be a lot of townsfolk will be pissed which their tax money had been wasted?!" Which she was thinking to herself at that moment? " Wait a minute that I've an idea that we are going to enforce an every night curfew for under 17 at 9 O' clock until someone get caught."

"That is a very good idea, Mayor?" Johnson added his input which the mayor looks pleased at him which she has puts her left hand on her left cheek as she looks at them.

"Fine that we will enforces the curfew that you want, mayor?!" Yates said which he looks very annoyed at her at that moment.

"Good that is all I'm wanted from you three?!" McDaniels replied that is when both Yates and Dawson had left for the station, but BarBrady had remained there after Johnson had left the room to do errands and put the notice for a town wide curfew for those under 17 tonight out to the local media for the six o' clock.

"What is it, George….. That you see that I'm doing something like figuring the total damage cost to repairs those cameras and cleans the spray paint off from the walls because the actions of out of control punks?!" McDaniels said which she was looking down at the insurance policy and signing the form to replace city property that was destroyed by mischievous little punks overnight.

"Mary, I've a bunch that I'm know that work is done by a group of rowdy teenagers?!" BarBrady said while he was sitting in the chair.

"Well, George…..Here is your chance to steals Yates' thunder and acts as a competent police chief for once?!" McDaniels replied while she looks up at him that she was silently hoping that he will break this case wide open. And that is when they both heard their son during his patrol on the radio at that moment.

"Why is there is a guy driving a tractor and hauling a train of shopping carts that is filled with beer? Officer McDaniels said over the radio which both McDaniels and BarBrady were laughing right now.

"Uh-Oh my God that South Park has never stopped amazing me at all with the redneck stuff?!" McDaniels said while she was laughing and still seated in her chair.

"Awh, poor Alexander that I'm see that drunk people are out early tonight?!" BarBrady added while he was holding his walkie- talkie in his left hand.

"Boy that you can tell that is a Friday night around here?!" McDaniels said while she was putting her paperwork in a folder which she was planning to heads for home for the night early. "George, are you coming with me?!"

A few seconds later which those two officers had tried multiple tries to stop this guy which Officer McDaniels and Officer Brown had managed to stop him at last which they had pulled the drunken booze hound who was driving the tractor that was pulling that train of shopping carts which it was filled with a couple kegs and many assorted cases of beer. Plus the drunk redneck was drinking his cup was filled with Blue Ribbon beer in front of the two cops.

"Look that we've a white trash in trouble, Alex?" Officer Brown said while both officers had stopped him in his tracks which that is when the drunk begins to swing at the two officers which he had hit Officer McDaniels in the face that made Officer McDaniels had pulls his Taser gun out and zapped him with it and handcuffed him before they putted him into the squad car and heads back to the station.

"Son of a bitch that fucking hurts?!" Officer McDaniels said while looking at the mirror which he has a cut on his right cheek." Now along with your original DUI and other charges that you'd earned another charge for assaulting a police officer, Mister Swift."

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A few hours later… On the rooftop of the police station which a pint-sized caped figure was climbing down on the gutter to get to the open window to the giant squad room which it was packed with on-duty uniformed officer, plain clothes detectives and the normal troublemakers. That is when Yates was walking back to his desk with a file and cup of hot coffee in his hand which he are in for a very long night to investigates the vandalism spree which he has noticed Mysterion had perched himself on the window's side which his cape was flapping in the air.

"Mysterion that I'm very surprised to see you out and patrolling the town tonight after our lovely highly demanding lady mayor of ours had ordered a town wide curfew for minors under 17?!" Yates said after he had seated himself at his desk.

"Sir, is the mayor is still at her office right now that I'm can talk to her about it?!" Mysterion said which he had jumped off from the window's edge and walks toward the seated daywalker police sergeant at that moment.

"You can try to reason with her that she is in one of infamous pissy moods right now which it don't get you anywhere with her at all?!" Yates replied as he looks very concerned at him before Mysterion had taken his leave to return to the streets below. "Good luck, kid that you're going to need it."

"Hey, Sarge that we had managed to pulls photo stills from the damaged cameras, but they're teens and covered their faces very good?!" Harris said which he was showing Yates the photos.

"I'm knew that it was teens, Mitch?!" Yates said while he was rolling his eyes at the photos.

A few minutes later….. Cut to the McDaniels' residence inside Pete's bedroom which he was still awake and reading a giant book of Edgar Allan Poe's dark poems and listens to Night wish when all sudden he had heard a tap on his window which it was Mysterion had perched himself on the tree limb and looking at Pete to let him into the room at that moment.

"Oh, joy it is that mysterious underwear boy is here?!" Pete said in a great annoyance while flicking his long red/black dyed bangs out of his eyes and let him into the room. "So, mysterious kid…Why are you here?!"

"To see your mayoralty aunt that is a problem, Petey boy, so she is that I may ask!" Mysterion said while he was poking his finger at his chest which Pete was wearing a short sleeved black t shirt with a white skull and black colored lounge pants for his PJs.

"Maybe in her office, or in bed?!" Pete replied with a heavy sigh which she is a very nasty ass mood when she came home tonight. Inside the dim light master bedroom which both BarBrady and McDaniels were in bed and watching Investigation Discovery Channel which Southern Homicide is on while Mayor McDaniels was reading a romantic novel before turning for the night which they both had a very long day today and BarBrady was out cold for the night at that moment. That is when she had noticed that Pete and Mysterion standing down at the foot of their bed.

"Peter and Mysterion, what the hell are you doing here in my bedroom which I'm wanted to be alone because it is the only time that I've to myself." McDaniels said which she looks very shocked when she saw them standing there which she was wearing a short sky blue colored short-sleeved PJs.

"I'm so sorry to bother you, Madam Mayor that I'm came to you to get permission from you to patrol the town's streets?!" Mysterion said as he steps forward.

"Fine, you can patrol and so your team too, but the curfew will remains in effect until further notice… Now can I'm gets some sleep which I've a sleepless night before, kid?!" McDaniels said in a very sleepy tone voice that is when Mysterion had disappeared into the shadows at that moment. "Hey, that mysterious kid had disappeared to, Peter?!"

"Uh, that I've thought that he had left, Aunt Mary?!" Pete said which he was once flicking his long bangs out of his eyes again.

The following morning at the bus stop which the boys were there and that is when Dovakhiin came walking up which he has four of his friends from Saginaw for a visit, Madison AKA Princess Rain, Carl AKA General Green Leaf, Donnie and Toby which they're dressed in normal clothes that the last time that they had seen them which they were dressed in their costumes during the battle of Saginaw, Michigan.

"Princess Kenny, you're a boy!" Carl said which he looks very shocked when he saw Kenny.

"For some reason that Kenny wants to a chick which I'm don't wanted to know at all?" Cartman said which Kenny was rolling his eyes at him. "But you got out of that shithole for a week?!"

"Well, this is a nice town which it is a better improvement over our shitty town, dawgs?!" Donnie answered as he looks around the area.

"Well, we better get going then which I've a lot of things to show them around South Park, see ya later?!" Dovakhiin said which you can hear his Michigander accent.

"Dude that I've never notice Dovakhiin's accent?!" Stan said.

"Well, you guys that he has the coolest accent ever?!" Cartman said.

"Why because Michigander gives funny names to out of Towners and sounds like you, fat ass?!" Kyle asked coldly.

"Oh, fuck off, Kahl you dirty Jew!" Cartman screams at Kyle who has a very pissed look on his face.

Meanwhile at the same time at the police station which Mayor McDaniels was there to see the operations to finds those punks right now.

"So, you do have any suspect or suspects in mind at all, Yates?!" McDaniels asked which she has her aides with her.

"Well, I'm can't believe it that South Park's own and only gang ...The Mountains Boyz are back?" Yates said while he was looking at the notes.

"What...Gangbangers that you got to be kidding me right now, Harrison?!" McDaniels said in a very shocked tone voice.

"That I've thought that we had put them away?!" BarBrady replied which he was looking very confused.

"No, those punks only got probation?!" Yates said.

"How lovely that the justice system suck ass?" McDaniels said in a very annoyed tone voice as she looks at her two commanding officers at that moment.

To Be Continued

Author's Note: After having multiple story changes before settling down on the plot that I'm actually like….Now on to writing of chapter 2.