A young girl sits on her chair, tomorrow is her 12th birthday. Wait, why do you care about that? Whatever... This young girls name is Lina. You are now Lina. You like anime. You don't really like school girl anime but you like horror and action, you also like fantasy. You may not look it, but normal things that most people your age like don't really interest you. You love eating lollipops, but you hate eating in general. You like cats and bunnies and you hate chickens. You hate socks. You could stand here all day thinking about what you like and what you hate, but you know what, you have better things to do, so you stop thinking about yourself and go on your computer. Your Pesterchum handle is silverScientist, you never put , or because you just don't. Your weapon of choice is a mace
condescendingCourage started pestering silverScientist
CC: hi
SS: hi
CC: So you are a fail of a living human or just the crap of the world.
SS: what are you talking about?
CC: Cut the act of being nice I know how you are.
SS: I wasn't acting! =(
CC: Oh you right you are too much of a retard to know how to do that!
SS: tehehehe
CC: Shut the fuck up.
SS: and what if I said no =). Jk anyways did you want to tell me something or are you just here to talk?
CC: I am here to kill you.
SS: oh that's nice.
CC: OMG you really are stupid I am here to tell you something!
SS: ?
CC: If I could see you right now I would be punching you.
SS: Nice to know now what did you want to tell me?
CC: the way you are so calm right now is pissing me off.
SS: just say what you want to say I want to do stuff!
CC: like what :|
SS: Um well you won't get it….
CC: Dumb anime
SS: Don't call it dumb! And no not Anime but its going to be one =)
CC: ?
SS: Never mind its just really awesome and I am at the school trial part so I am eager to go back to it
CC: Well then just calm down and stopping being hyper about it!
SS: I don't think that is possible =(
CC: JUST GO to your mailbox!
SS: ?
You don't get what she was talking about, but I guess you will just go to your mailbox. It couldn't hurt, could it? Anyways you go to your mailbox. You need to make sure your parents don't see you because you just got a feeling it will make things complicated. To them you are just a normal girl who likes normal things, and they can think that way if they want. Your parents are I bit over protective of because you are the youngest chilled. Anyways you look in your mailbox and see…. Wait is that Sburb.S? You have no clue what the .S stands for but whatever. This game was supposed to come tomorrow on your birthday, it came early yay! Your friend must have been yelling at you for not seeing that it came today. Well that's your best friend for ya!
You go back to your room
You go back on your computer to tell your friend you found it
SS: The game!The game is here!
CC: Yes you took so long I thought you got lost in your mailbox.
SS: tehehe wow!
CC: So are you going to play it?
SS: lets see .…what do you think =)
CC: The dumb face tells me yes.
SS: ding ding we have a winner!
CC: Yay! Do I get one wish?
SS: Sure why not.
CC: I wish for you to die :D
SS: tehehe nope not happening
CC: No punctuation there.
SS: I don't feel like putting it anymore
SS: Anyways do the other two know about this
CC: There not as dumb as you.
SS: THEY ARENT =O
CC: I wish
SS: hey you do realize that I am not dumb!
CC: You're so dumb but smart.
SS: you make no-
CC: heeeheeee FUN!
SS: did you snap….
CC: FUN FUN FUN !
SS: Put one more fun there I like the number 4 you put 3
CC: Nope I won't.
SS: *sigh* I will tell LD you can tell FF about the game coming early
CC: NO I will tell LD you tell FF
SS:….. um ok why not =)
condescendingCourage cased pestering silverScientist
You wonder why she didn't want to pester FF…. well, you can ask later! Time to tell FF about the game coming early.
silverScientist started pestering furiousFangs
SS: Hey! =D
FF: what the FUCK do you want
SS: Can you guess?
FF: Screw the guessing game its for losers
SS: =(
FF: :D SHIT that looks like a constipated version of you
SS: ?
FF: Are you going to leave me the HELL alone or tell me something
SS: I think I will go with telling you something
FF: Spit it out then you stupid fool
SS: You know that game that is supposed to come tomorrow ….
FF: The one you forced me to get
SS: yep that one
FF: What about it, did you SHIT on it you know that's not where you are supposed to SHIT
SS: Ewwww no WTF! It came on day early
FF: Sweeeett
SS: Go get it
FF: When I feel like it
SS: You feel like it now?
FF: I will feel like it WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA PLAY IT YOU MADE ME GET IT
SS: Time to go freeze hell so you will go get it~~~~
FF: FINE! I am getting it BITCH
You are now Eric, the so called FF. You are a boy who hates many things. One thing you hate is your friends they are so bothersome, always worrying about you. You hate it when people keep secrets from you. You love a girl named Tina. She is perfect in every way…. You need to tell her one day. You like to troll people. You tend to get mad very fast. If you like cats and sad music, you are forever alone to you. You weapon is a nunchuck because those things are badass.
Well it's time to go get that game. You could go down the stairs but that's for wimps so instead you pull out a rope, put it out your window and start to climb down. You then go to your mailbox, Get the game then climb the rope back to your room. LIKE A BOSS! Okay are you going to play this… nah you can take a nap for now
Because Eric is sleeping lets be CC. You are now CC, in other words you are now Christina but your friends call you , not Eric because that's too close to the name of the girl of his dreams, and that is not you. Anyways, you are girl who has fun picking on her friends. You don't get along with most people because you seem cold and quiet but, deep down you are kinda girly. You like dogs and you like to dress up your hair but , your mom insets that you put it in a ponytail. Your best friend is Lina. You hate clay and cats. You like to sing but you suck at it so you never sing in front of others. You are polite to people unless they are your friends. Your weapon of choice is a double sided spear. Your handle is condescendingCourage.
Well as your best friend Lina… well that's what she likes to be called in truth her name is Sara, Lina is her middle name. Well getting back to what you were thinking, as your best friend Lina said it's time to tell LD about the game coming early. You almost had to pester FF, Eric that would be a disaster. Why it would be…. just because. Well, time to pester LD
condescendingCourage started pestering laughingDoctor
CC:…
LD: Yola !
CC: You know that game Sbrub.S
LD: Noooooooo I don't know it well okay I do
LD: If you're trying to tell me that it came early I know
LD: I check my mail box everyday OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWN
CC: I didn't expect that from you well good for you… *cough* loser
LD: Do I win something because I check my mail and I heard that AHAHAHAHHAHA
CC: You win a punch to the face and idc if you heard that.
LD: no no no no not good I want something different I don't like punches to the face
CC: Whatever no price for you.
LD: what what what eve v ev everrrrrrrr~
CC: Are you singing?
LD: yes I am lalalalallaa~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
CC: Your voice is killing my ears even if I can't hear you, so stop.
LD: yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrr nooooooooooooooooooo funnnnnnnnn!
LD: btw are we going to play the game
CC: We are but not right now I have to ask Lina if we are ready to play.
LD: Okayyyyyy
CC: Are you high?
LD: yessssssssssssssssssss jk
CC:….. weirdo
LD: I am wired and I know it~~~~
CC: No more singing…
CC: James stop just stop.
LD: You said my name now I might die
CC: ?
LD: ?
CC?
LD:?
CC: Ttyl but I wish never .
LD: that nice of you!
CC: How?
LD: its opposite day so that means you wish you could always talk to me
CC: Stupid, that's all I am going to say about your last sentence.
LD: boo hoo you made me cry
CC: The crying doctor should be your name; CD not LD.
LD: but I don't like that name so I shouldn't cry I will laugh so I can keep my name
CC: You are just so AHHHHHH!
LD: thank you thank you =D
CC: Bye.
LD: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
condescendingCourage ceased pestering laughingDoctor
You are still . Well, time to go ask Lina about what Eric said in regards to the game's early arrival.
condescendingCourage started pestering silverScientist
SS: Hey ! What did James say?
CC: He found it without the game without me telling him me. Also I see you are back to the ! and ?
SS:* clap clap clap clap* he is smart
SS: Oh I forgot I stopped it with you…. Old habits die hard
CC: No he is not smart…. Also I idc about habits
CC: So what did the short shit say?
SS: You mean Eric? He said he got the game.
SS: He jumped out of his window to get it can you imagine that!
CC: All I can imagine is him jumping and landing on the ground with a big splat
CC: Oh god I am actually imagining that
SS: teeheheh that Eric he is always so loud so he will land with a loud splat
SS: Also he got the game but I think he is sleeping
CC:….. why do you think that he is sleeping
SS: because he is not answering his messages plus that's the kind of thing he would do
CC:…..
SS: Why so silent you are normally louder with me
CC: Well its… never mind
SS: Keeping secrets from your best friend is not good
CC:…..
SS: Its fine I think I know what you want to say
CC: YOU DO
CC: WHAT IS IT THEN!
SS: gtg James is pestering me
CC: no YOU GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW LITTLE SHIT
SS: no gtg and I am taller then you
CC: BIG SHIT THEN
SilverScientist Ceased pestering condescendingCourage