Chapter 1
Okay... so this is how it goes... I, Bella Marie Cullen, am the Book accepter as my friends like to call me. I approve books left and right because there is rarely a book that I don't absolutly LOVE. What happens is this; Some loser wanna be sends me a book to read... at least a few chapters... what ever they can come up with in the two weeks I give them to write it. I have actually had someone send me a whole book before and it wasn't half bed. Anyways, next I spent HOURS reading or a few minutes depending on how long it is, and they judge it on a scale from one to ten. I really can't bare to give anyone less than a five so I have had about five thousand customers in the past twelve months. Believe me when I say that I am VERY tired at the end of the week. I read about four stories a week if they're really good. After I pass them off, they go to one of my best friends, Alice Cullen. Yes, I know what you're thinking... and NO, she is not my sister... not by blood anyway. I married her brother about five years ago and couldn't be happier. She does what I can't and throws away the really bad stories and then hands those off to my other best friend, Rosalie Cullen, my other sister-in-law. LOVE HER! She married her husband, my husband's brother, Emmett, about a year after me. After Rose goes through the ones that Alice can't bare to get rid of, they go off to Jasper, Alice's husband, for editing. Next they go to Emmet for advertizing to publishing companies and the off to the one and only love of my life, Edward Cullen for the actual publishing if we can't find anyone to take it on and we can't let it go to waste. He is the sweetest man I know. We own a publishing company in Chicago, Illinois called Little Brown Book because thats how Edward and I met. I left a little brown book on the bench were I was sitting and he noticed that I left it there and then brought it back to me with a cup of coffee. I took him out to lunch to say thank you and the rest is history. Right this moment, I am pregnant with our first child... eight and a half months to be exact and cranky, tired, fat, sick, and hungry... VERY hungry.
EDDDDDWARRRRDDDDD!
What what? Bella whats wrong... okay.. calm down.. I have your overnight bag... I'll get the hospital on the phone... gotta call my parentss... WHY ARE YOU JUST STARRING AT ME? GET UP, LETS GO!
Wow Edward... take a chill pill! I just wanted to know when we could go get soemthing to eat... I'm starving... you ok?
Ummm... yeah... okay.. What do you want to eat, I'll go get it.
Yay! Ummm... McDonald's... number ten with sweet tea. Pretty please. I batted my eyes at him
You are the most dangerous creature I have ever met... I'll be back soon.
It'll be worth your while... and with that I gave him a wink and watched his suprized face as he stummbled out of our room. I don't know why he acted that way... he knows I'm super hormonal ever since I've been pregnant and day after day he reacted the same way... Nice to know I have that affect of him.
EPOV
What did she just say... that she was going to... and just because I said I would go get her food? From MCDONALDS? Wow... maybe she should be pregnant all the time... no no... this was a good day, at least she wasn't trying to kill me today.
Babe? I'm back... babe?
There was Bella hunched over on the floor doing her lamaz breathing exersizes
Edward...its... TIMMMMMEEE! Ahhhhh! I have to push! You did this to me... AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! This hurts SO BAD! YOU DID THIS TO ME!
Hey guys whats going... ewww... Bella.. you're like peeing on yourself... thats really gross... why didn't you get her to the bathroom Edward? Didn't you know she had to pee?
NO! Dorkwad... her water broke... she going into labor right now! Go get Rose!
Edward... I changed my mind...I don't want to have a baby... and if I have to have one, I don't want to do it without drugs... GET ME DRUGS EDWARD... NOW!
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-Kelly
Chapter 3