Stage 1:

Planning

Hey hey! My new fanfiction! I hope you enjoy it! Oh, and by the way- I don't own any of this, because if I did, I certainly wouldn't be broadcasting my talents on the Internet!

I'm really sick of this. Really sick of it. I'm still going out with Dean, but he hasn't owled me in ages, and, well, I'm beginning to think it's a bit unfair of me to be going out with him right now.

I mean, I managed to convince everyone that I didn't like Harry a few months ago……. I lied.

I still like him…………..

You know what? I'm sick of my love life as a whole. In fact, I'm giving up. Yep. That's the end of it. It's a mess, and I really can't be bothered tidying it up.

It's alright for some. In fact it's bloody brilliant- I mean- look at Hermione. There's an international Quidditch player after her- and she just blows him off. The poor lad. But you know what? I have my suspicions why. I'm pretty sure she's got this thing for my dear older brother. Yep. Hermione and Ron.

Hmmmm……………… I've just been hit by an amazing idea. You know I said I'm giving up on relationships? Well, I never said I was going to give up on other people's, did I? They are so going to go out- and I'm going to help.

You should see them. They're eyeing each other up right now! Eww! Okay, I think I may need the opposite end of one of Fred and George's Puking Pastilles. I never realised you needed such a strong stomach when becoming a matchmaker.

Well, I suppose I'd better get a move on. They've wasted enough time already.

They're just so—

'Ginny? What are you staring at?'

'Nothing, Ron,' Ha, yeah right. Nothing, (nothing meaning deciding how I should undertake what could be a potentially dangerous operation.)

Where was I? Oh yes, well, they really suit each other- I mean, they've been best friends, for what? Six years! And I mean, if I get Ron to go out with Hermione, maybe he'll keep his nose out of my (now non-existent) love life. I have the best ideas.

As much as it pains me to say this, they really are quite cute together. They always look really happy (unless they've had - what I like to call - a lover's tiff.) And, needless to say, I want them to be happy- I mean this is one of my best friends and my brother we're talking about.

Now, what would be the best way to undertake phase one of the operation while keeping it secret? One thing's for certain- its going to be difficult. I think the best thing to do is to start recruiting some trustworthy troupes. I think we'll begin with Harry- he's Ron's best friend- he can spy and get any inside information. Not to mention the fact I can- you know- get a bit- closer to him. Next, I think Fred and George- not exactly trustworthy, but they could be useful, what with all their pranking equipment. They also have an amazing way of worming pieces of embarrassing information out of you, not to mention the ability to use it against you (I should know!).

So: Fred, George, Harry and me.

MISSION: MATCHMAKER.

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