Never Get Him Mad
Guess who, me and Lavi piss off in The Black Order.
On a sunny afternoon at the black order, two teens were running down the hall with a smirk on their faces.
"Hey Lavi, we need to hide somewhere before he catches/kill us."
"Yeah you're right Assassin-Chan, I know let's go hide in the cafeteria." so both of us started running to the cafeteria.
In the cafeteria, everyone is eating their food and especially Allen, who is eating pile of food for fifty people, while Lena lee is talking about something with Allen.
"So Allen… how many months has it been since you and Kanda got together?"
"It's been two half months since we got together and …what the ...?"
"What's wrong, Allen?" (Looks over to where Allen is looking at and sees us running towards them)
"Hey Allen and Lena lee, sorry we can't talk right now and got to hide from someone." (Goes and hides under the table, where Allen and Lena lee are sitting at)
"Umm… who are you guys hiding from?" "Yeah Lena lee and I want to know." (Lavi and me look at each other and decided to tell them)
"Ok but keep your voices down, so he can't find us"
"So Me and Assassin-Chan are hiding from Kanda because …" "Because we did something to Kanda, so if you see him… tell him that you guys didn't see us , ok?"
"Ok but you guys are going to get caught sooner or later, right Allen?" "You're right, Lena Lee but what did you guys do to Kanda?" In that moment, everyone heard Kanda yelling down the hall. "Where in hell are those fucking bastards?"
(Starts whispering to Lavi) "Oh shit we're so dead" (Whispers back to me) "shhh…. Be quiet"
In the moment the air felt like murderous aura when Kanda step in the cafeteria and everyone stared at Kanda in shock because he was wearing a dress and had make up on.
"Have you guys seen the stupid rabbit and shortie?"
"Nope haven't seen them, right Allen?"
"Yup we haven't seen them" (signals me and Lavi to go now)
Both Me and Lavi start crawling out to the other side but felt a hand on our shoulders and we turned around and see its Kanda's and see that he had a murderous face.
"You guys are fucking dead" (Kanda activated his Mugen)
"Run now Lavi" "Ok" (starts running but gets caught by Kanda)
"Look …Kanda, we're sorry…wouldn't do it again" (screams and got cut up by the Mugen) "come on moyashi" (Grabs Allen and take him to his room to have sex with Allen.)
"Hey Lavi" "yeah A-Chan" "promise me to never let me do this again" "sure (looks to see Kanda is still here) and*smirks* do you still have the picture that we took of Kanda in the dress and make up?" "Oh yeah*smirks*" (takes out /shows the picture to Lavi and starts laughing out loud) "Good thing he didn't notice" "Yeah
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