Wonder Woman Can Handle a Bat
A/N:This idea randomly came into my head one day and I finally decided to write it down.
It had finally happened, something that Diana had never thought to worry about. Actually the possibility had never crossed her mind, though it had crossed Batman's, after all the same thing had happened to him before. At first he wasn't too worried, they weren't that close, and there was hardly ever a reason for her to visit the Bat-cave, at first. But things began to change, and he found himself in her company a lot more than just the professional amount, and she would often meet him in the Bat-cave after his patrol. Eventually he stopped trying to shrug her off and even looked forward to their meeting at the end of his patrol. Maybe that's when he forgot to worry...
That night he had just finished up patrol and was sitting at the computer doing some follow-up on a case he was working on, with Diana occasionally putting her two cents in and trying to strike up a conversation with him. At some point he must have been deep in thought because he didn't respond to Diana when she called his name.
"Bruce"
"..."
"Bruce"
"..."
"BRUCE!" Diana had raised her voice enough that it echoed loudly off the walls of the Bat-cave Batman slowly tore his eyes away from the screen to see that Diana had made a big mistake. Her voice had been loud enough to wake the bats who took off in a panic, appearing from behind a large pillar in the cave, which Diana had been leaning against.
Diana jumped away from the pillar and turned around trying to avoid the bats as most of them flew past her. Seeing this Batman jumped into action but the worst had happened. Diana wasn't able to dodge all of the bats, one had flown straight into her hair. Her eyes widened in surprise and a look of panic crossed her face. Batman had expected her to scream but she quickly thrust her hand behind her grabbing the bat as gently as she could while rushing to get it out of her hair. A second later the bat was free and tossed back in the air, unfortunately with a few strands of hair still attached to it's toes (a/n: didn't mean to rhyme there and lol do bats even have toes or are they claws?). Batman stared at her for a moment then smirked, liking how she hadn't freaked out like most people would of,
"You okay there Princess?" he asked, walking up to her with his smirk still present on his lips.
"Oh please, I can handle a bat" she said, matching his smirk with her own, and brushed past him, making her way to the computer.
"As I was saying...About Paris-"
"Uh...Princess," he interrupted, staring at the back of her head, "you might want to wash your hair."
Yay! Nothing like meeting the other residents of the Bat-cave and having them leave you a nice little present in your hair...