Hi Everyone! It's Jessie 9095 here with *drumroll* a new story! YAY!
So... I hope you guys like my new story.
"Another day, another failure," sighed Herbert while trudging back into his lair with Klutzy trailing behind.
Herbert recently had another scheme, but as usual the EPF agents had to ruin his fun of creating his paradise.
"Klutzy! Go fetch me a bag of carrots," commanded Herbert.
"Click Clickety Ka Clack Click! Click Click Ka Clack Clickety" (Translation: I'm not your servant! Go get it yourself)
"Why are being so mean to me," asked Herbert. "I never did anything horrible to you."
Klutzy didn't respond because he soon began stuffing his face with boxes of pizza.
"I just wish that I could just finally succeed," muttered Herbert.
Suddenly a bag of carrots landed right on top of his head.
"Klutzy! What did you do?!"
"Click clickety Ka Clack," lied Klutzy. (Translation: I did nothing)
"Then how did this bag of carrots appear on my head!?"
All of a sudden, an invisible light bulb appeared on top of Herbert's head.
"I got it," exclaimed Herbert. "I know exactly what I'm going to do!" (How do carrots give you inspiration?)
To the EPF agents…
"Good job agents," said Gary. "We once again foiled Herbert's plans to turn Club Penguin into his paradise."
"Let's throw a pizza party," exclaimed Rookie.
"NO! We are not throwing a pizza party every time we succeed," shouted Jet Pack Guy.
"So…no pizza party," frowned the green penguin.
"Yes," said Dot.
"So we are having a pizza party," said Rookie, happily (*face flipper*)
"NO," shouted the agents.
Suddenly an alarm started blaring in the HQ.
"What is going on," asked Dot.
"It must be Herbert again," responded Jet Pack Guy. "How many plans does that polar bear have?" (More than you think)
To a different POV…
Jessie 9095 was walking through the town when suddenly her phone rang. (Hey! That's me! J)
"Hello," she said to the phone.
"We need you to report back to HQ," said Gary.
"Again," Jessie groaned. "We already had a mission earlier."
"I know, but an agent's job never ends as long Herbert is out there," said Gary.
"I'll be there," she muttered as she hit the teleport button on her phone.
Once she reported to HQ, she saw her friend Lake Blue was there.
"Let me guess," asked Lake Blue. "Gary called you about another problem?"
"Yup."
"You want pizza," asked Rookie with his mouth full of pizza.
"NO," shouted Lake Blue. "How could you eat pizza at a time like this?"
"I'm hungry," shrugged Rookie. (That reminds me someone I know)
"Well, too bad Rookie," responded Jessie.
Then, Gary waddled in and said, "Ah, I see you too are already here."
"Yeah, so what happened," asked Lake Blue.
"Let's wait for Jet Pack Guy and Dot first," said Gary.
"Where are Jet Pack Guy and Dot?"
"They went out to buy pizza for me," exclaimed Rookie.
"Why," asked Jessie.
"Because I was hungry," said Rookie, while his stomach growled.
5 minutes later…
"We're back," shouted Jet Pack Guy, while carrying loads of boxes of pizza.
"Where's Dot," asked Rookie.
"Over there," Jet Pack Guy pointed after setting the pizzas down.
"Rookie," groaned Dot. "Why you need so many pizzas?"
"Because I'm hun-," said Rookie before being interrupted by Jessie.
"Don't you dare say because you are hungry again," said Jessie.
"Aww," groaned Rookie while eating a slice of pizza.
"Well, they're here," said Lake Blue. "What did you want to tell us Gary?"
"Since you are all here," began Gary.
"Didn't I just say that," asked Lake Blue.
"Shush," shushed Rookie. "Gary's talking."
"Okay! As I was saying-"
"Nom Nom Nom," chewed Rookie.
"Rookie," asked Dot. "Can you chew quieter?"
"Fine!"
"So what was I talking about again," asked Gary. (See! Look what you did Rookie!)
"You were talking about Herbert," reminded Jet Pack Guy.
"Oh yeah! I've recently noticed that there seems to be something disrupting the warp between time and space," he said.
"And…," asked Jessie.
"The spot where it's coming from is right here," said Gary while pointing to a glowing dot.
"Wait! Isn't that," began Jet Pack Guy.
"The pizza parlor," asked Rookie.
"No it isn't the pizza parlor," said Dot. "That's where Herbert's base is!"
"Didn't we already have a mission on stopping one of Herbert's plans," asked Jet Pack Guy.
"Well, apparently his mind is still coming up with more and more plans," said Lake Blue.
"I'm surprised that his mind even works at all," muttered Jessie.
"So, I'm going to assume we have to stop him before anything else happens," said Lake Blue.
"That is correct," said the Director who suddenly appeared on the screen. "You must stop Herbert since whatever his plan may be, might be cause the destruction of the EPF."
"Okay, that's nice. So, question," asked Jet Pack Guy. "Do we have to bring Rookie?"
The agents turned around and stared at Rookie and saw him shoving down multiple slices of pizzas into his beak.
"Yes," said the Director. "And Gary has to come also to disable the machine."
"Noo," groaned the agents.
"I'm not that bad aren't I," asked Gary.
"No, it's not you," said Jet Pack Guy. "It's Rookie."
"What about me," asked Rookie.
"Nothing," Dot immediately said. "Nothing at all."
"So… to Herbert's lair," asked Jessie as the agents took out their spy phones and teleported to Herbert's lair.
Meanwhile at Herbert's lair…
"Click Clickety Ka clack Click clack?" (Translation: How do carrots give you inspiration?)
"Shush Klutzy! I'm busy expressing my genius," said Herbert while running back and forth with a lot of random parts.
"Click Clickety Clack?" (Translation: Can I help?)
"No! I think that you might mess it up," said Herbert.
"Clack Clickety Clack Click Clack" (Translation: How would you know that if you don't let me try?)
"Well..., too bad," responded Herbert, while Klutzy scuttled away sulking. (Poor klutzy)
Several minutes later…
"Success," cheered Herbert.
"Click Click Clack." (Translation: Good for you.)
"You want to know what I did," asked Herbert
"Click" (Translation: No)
"What I did is…"
What are you up to Herbert? See what i did there? No? oh well...
So what do you think Herbert is up to?
Well, that's the end, new chapter...whenever... :)