Final Fantasy VII In a Backwards Universe
**I made this when I was bored in the Summer Holidays. Enjoy!**
Setting: The same world as FF7. It starts in a Field near the Gold Saucer.
Barret:(With an odd English accent, wearing a suit and a top hat) So, (takes a puff of his pipe) what can we do to help Shinra? Jolly good chaps they are!
Cloud:(Shrugs, wearing a pair of tattered jeans and a white top with curry stains all over it.) I dunno. You're the ex-PANSY, not me you prick.
Barret: Chip, Smalls, Quhhrz, donate all your money so they can make more cute little toys for the children!!!
Chip, Smalls, Quhhrz: YES SIR!
[Cut off to a toy factory in Niblehelm with a large sign saying: Shinra Toy co.]
Sephiroth: Okay, lets blow this joint!!! (Sephiroth looks around and sees 2 people running)
Sephiroth: HEY! Come back!!
Guy1: Nah! We're outta here!
Guy2: YEAH! I don't wanna see the disappointed look on all the lil kids faces!! Sephiroth: Think of the poor chocobos! NO FEATHERS COZ THEY'RE IN THEESE TOYS!!!
(Both the guys shrug and run off)
Sephiroth: . Okay. Looks like I'm by myself from here on.
(Sephiroth sets the bomb and runs out of the factory and dives onto the grass, covering his head)
Sephiroth: 3. 2. 1!
(There is a huge explosion and feathers and debree are thrown everywhere)
[Cut back to the field, Cloud, Barret, Chips, Smalls and Quhhrz are all standing in amazement, all looking at Nibelhelm]
Cloud: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT??!!! IT SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME!!
Barret: NOOOOO!!!!! THE TOY FACTORY!!!
(They all scream except Cloud who has died of a heart attack. Barrets pipe falls out his mouth to the ground.)
**I made this when I was bored in the Summer Holidays. Enjoy!**
Setting: The same world as FF7. It starts in a Field near the Gold Saucer.
Barret:(With an odd English accent, wearing a suit and a top hat) So, (takes a puff of his pipe) what can we do to help Shinra? Jolly good chaps they are!
Cloud:(Shrugs, wearing a pair of tattered jeans and a white top with curry stains all over it.) I dunno. You're the ex-PANSY, not me you prick.
Barret: Chip, Smalls, Quhhrz, donate all your money so they can make more cute little toys for the children!!!
Chip, Smalls, Quhhrz: YES SIR!
[Cut off to a toy factory in Niblehelm with a large sign saying: Shinra Toy co.]
Sephiroth: Okay, lets blow this joint!!! (Sephiroth looks around and sees 2 people running)
Sephiroth: HEY! Come back!!
Guy1: Nah! We're outta here!
Guy2: YEAH! I don't wanna see the disappointed look on all the lil kids faces!! Sephiroth: Think of the poor chocobos! NO FEATHERS COZ THEY'RE IN THEESE TOYS!!!
(Both the guys shrug and run off)
Sephiroth: . Okay. Looks like I'm by myself from here on.
(Sephiroth sets the bomb and runs out of the factory and dives onto the grass, covering his head)
Sephiroth: 3. 2. 1!
(There is a huge explosion and feathers and debree are thrown everywhere)
[Cut back to the field, Cloud, Barret, Chips, Smalls and Quhhrz are all standing in amazement, all looking at Nibelhelm]
Cloud: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT??!!! IT SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME!!
Barret: NOOOOO!!!!! THE TOY FACTORY!!!
(They all scream except Cloud who has died of a heart attack. Barrets pipe falls out his mouth to the ground.)