I know that that there haven't been a lot of updates etc and sort of yeah! Well here's a lovely story and everyone will get to have fun! Oh goody goody gumdrops! WAIT! WATCH! WALK!
HOGWARTS TALENT QUEST
Dumbledore announced at breakfast that they were going to have a talent quest. The prize would be a 10 Galleons shopping voucher for Hogsmeade.
Harry and Ron looked at each other.
"Yeah, money!" Ron yelled.
"Yeah, clothes shopping! I can buy a REAL fur coat!" cried Harry.
"What's wrong with your fake one?"
Harry ignored him with a look that said 'you don't know anything about fashion'
"Er, shopping" muttered Hermione.
She was the only one in the great hall that wasn't excited. After sitting in the excitement for some time and starting to get uncomfortable, she suddenly got the point.
"I can go and get some BOOKS!!" she shouted so loudly that everyone heard. Her voice echoed around the hall.
The tension in the hall ceased.
"Fuck you!" someone shouted.
"Fuck you too!" retorted Hermione.
"No, I meant it literally- Fuck you- you know what I mean?" shouted a voice that belonged to Viktor Krum.
"Oh...OK then" Hermione blushed, "I mean, I really like you and everything but don't you think that is a bit extreme?"
"GET A ROOM!" chorused the other people.
"Oh yeah!" Harry yelled in the silence that followed," I'll come too!"
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K, next one chapter is actually going to be about the Talent Quest! Yay! Hoorah for the Giraffe's. you will see Harry Potter at his best and the real reason he wins everything, plus Harry may get a new fur coat! Isn't that exciting! Guest appearances also be Draco, Crabbe, Goyle, Pansy and other lovely people as such. So stay tuned, hopefully this author's note is longer than the actual chapter, all in all I think it's more for your money...that's why people buy in bulk, though sometimes it isn't better so you have to remember to figure out how much it is for one, that's how to get ahead in life...