Disclaimer: I don't own Fruits Basket. Also, anything I mention in this fic, I don't own. The songs I don't own. The songs are by Aaron Carter, Dido, Kelly Clarkson, George Throrgood and The Destroyers, Mis-Teeq, Crush40, Aselin Debison, Phil Collins, Ashlee Simpson, Disney (Anastasia, Toy Story, and The Lion King), Simple Plan, The Cure, Sean Paul, Aly and AJ, and Akon. Ok? Ok. Let's go!
Ann: Some of the songs, I had to change some of the words because some of the songs are for Sonic and say Eggman, so I had to change that. So, yeah. Also, this is New Year's Eve night, and their going to their family New Year's party thingie...
Chapter One:
"Why do I have to go to this stupid party, anyway?" Kyo glared at Shigure.
"Oh, come on, Kyo. It won't be that bad." Shigure replied.
"It won't be that bad? It won't be that bad? How the hell can you say that? It won't be that bad, my ass! I can't believe you people!" Kyo pissed off.
"Kyo, stop being such a baby." Yuki ordered.
"Yuki..." Tohru knew a battle was going to start with that comment.
"What did you say I was?" Kyo whipped around to face Yuki.
"Kyo..." Tohru stood up.
"A baby." Yuki answered truthfully.
"WHAT THE FU--"
"Well, we must be off!" Shigure walked in between Kyo and Yuki so they wouldn't get in a fight.
Tohru followed.
"Stupid cat." Yuki followed Tohru.
"Damn rat!" Kyo followed more slowly.
At the party...
"Yuki! Tohru! Shigure!" Momiji jumped on Yuki.
"Hey! What about me?" Kyo asked.
"Oh. Hi, Kyo." Momiji smiled then went back to talking with Yuki.
"Dumb kid..." Kyo growled.
"Don't worry, Kyo. Someone will be happy to see you." Tohru said with a smile.
"Oh, really? Who?" Kyo glared at her.
"Ohhh, Kyooooooo!" Kyo heard Kagura's voice start singing.
"I had to ask..." Kyo shook his head.
"See?" Tohru said. "Kagura's happy to see you."
"Well, I ain't happy to see her!" Kyo yelled.
"Hey, Sweetie...It feels like I haven't seen you in ages!" Kagura smiled sweetly at him and hugged him.
"I'm not your sweetie!" Kyo yelled and tried to get out of her grip.
"Well, someone's on the cranky side."
"No, someone's on the annoying side!"
"Who? Tohru?"
"Me?" Tohru asked confused.
"NOT HER! YOU!" Kyo screamed.
"EXCUSE ME!" Kagura got flames in her eyes.
"..." Tohru became speechless.
"I'd walk away, if I were you." Shigure started pushing Tohru to a table with his same goofy smile.
"But--But--" Tohru stammered as she sat down.
"Oh, Kyo's fine," Shigure sat down next to her. "He can take care of himself. Besides, if he loses, easier for you. One less month to feed!"
"Kyo hasn't been here for more than five minutes, and he's already getting beat up by Kagura?" Yuki asked as he sat down on the other side of Shigure.
"Sadly, yes." Shigure answered.
"I'm just surprised that I haven't gotten into a fight with him, yet." Haru came over and sat down.
"Oh, hi, Haru!" Tohru smiled.
Shigure leaned back in his chair and looked behind Haru. "And hello to you, Kisa."
"Hi." Kisa said with a shy voice.
"Come on out, Kisa. I can't see you." Tohru stood up and tried to see her but Haru was too tall.
Finally Kisa just went over to Tohru and sat on her lap.
"Yuki!" Ayame started running over.
"Shit." Yuki squeezed his eyes shut.
"Oh, Yuki swore! Yuki swore!" Shigure chanted.
"Shut up." Yuki glared at him.
"Oh, Yuki! Didn't you hear me calling?" Ayame hugged him.
"No." Yuki said with a straight face.
"Really? You want me to go back and do it again?"
"I want you to go back, but do it again."
"What's wrong? I thought you would be happy to see me?"
"You thought."
"Did you forget to take your nap this afternoon?"
"Ayame, get lost!"
"I'm only trying to say hi to my brother whom I haven't seen in a long time."
"And I wish it was longer." Yuki got up and started pushing Ayame away from the table to have a chat with him.
"Tohru? I didn't know you were going to be here." Ritsu came over.
"Well, she is! Now leave!" Kyo shouted.
"Oops! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Was I supposed to know that Tohru was here? Oh, no! My mistake! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'M SORRY!" Ritsu screamed.
"Nice going, Kyo." Shigure said.
Kyo glared at Shigure then stood up and started yelling at Ritsu. "WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN ALREADY!"
Ritsu stopped and sat down. "I'm sorry."
"You have issues."
"Am I not supposed to? Oh my God! I'm sorry! I don't try to have issues!" Ritsu started screaming again.
Kyo banged his head on the table.
"This is your fault, you know." Shigure stated to Kyo.
Kyo glared at him.
"How did I get into this family?" Kisa asked.
"There's never a dull moment..." Tohru said.
"Not with Ritsu around." Hiro came over.
"You want a dull moment? I'm sorry! I'm holding it back from you, aren't I? Don't be mad! I'm sorry!" Ritsu started running around.
"See?" Hiro stared at him like he was an idiot.
"How are you, Hiro?" Tohru asked.
"Same as last time we saw each other." Hiro said with an attitude.
"Can you just answer her normally? Dammit, Kid! She was only asking a simple question!" Kyo yelled. "Stop having an attitude!"
"I'll stop having attitudes when you stop." Hiro glared at Kyo.
Kyo glared right back while growling at him.
"Happy New Year, Tohru." Shigure smiled.
"Uh, thanks." Tohru said watching Kyo and Hiro fight.
"This is just perfect!" Yuki came storming back.
"What's wrong?" Tohru asked.
"Momiji gave Akito a 'great' idea! Now Akito is going to do it!" Yuki sat down.
"Speaking of Akito, where is he?" Shigure asked.
"Getting ready for the idea that Momiji gave him."
Kyo and Hiro stopped fighting and turned to Yuki. "Which was...?"
"Having a karaoke night..." Yuki finished.
"Oh, shit!" Kyo banged his fist on the table.
"Yep, Tohru...Happy New Year..." Shigure repeated.
Tohru just stared at him.
Akito went on stage. "Ok, first of all, I want to say welcome back for another New Year's party."
"This isn't like Akito." Haru said.
"For once, I agree with you." Kyo replied.
"Momiji gave me an idea to twist this party around a bit this year." Akito continued.
"Nope. This isn't like him at all..." Kyo shook his head.
"We're going to have a karaoke night tonight!"
"Are we gonna have fun tonight, or what?" Shigure smiled to Kyo.
"Zip it." Kyo glared at him.
"I am going to sing I Am...All Of Me." Akito started reading the lyrics off of a TV screen.
I hear no speak no evil black writing's on the wall
Unleashed a million faces and one by one they fall
Black hearted evil or brave hearted hero
I am all I am all I am...
Go ahead and try to see thru me
Do it if you dare
One step forward two steps back I'm here
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
Can you see all of me
Walk into my mystery
Step inside and hold on for dear life
Do you remember me
Capture you or set you free
I am all I am all of me...
I am...I am all of me...
"This is sooooo stupid!" Kyo said.
"I think it's fun." Kisa replied.
"What the hell do you know? Your just a kid!"
I see and feel the evil
My hands will crush 'em all
You think you have the answers
I'll laugh and watch you fall
Black hearted evil or brave hearted hero
I am all I am all I am...
Go ahead and try to see thru me
Do it if you dare
One step forward two steps back I'm here
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
Can you see all of me
Walk into my mystery
Step inside and hold on for dear life
Do you remember me
Capture you or set you free
I am all I am all of me...
I am I am everyone, everywhere, anyhow, anyway, any will, any day
I am I am everyone, everywhere, anyhow, anyway, any will, any day
"I hate my life...I hate my life...I hate life period!" Kyo chanted.
"Will you lighten up, Kyo?" Yuki asked.
"No! This is dumb!"
"This is fun." Tohru smiled.
"Woman..." Kyo put his head on the table.
I am! I am! I am!
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
Can you see all of me
Walk into my mystery
Step inside and hold on for dear life
Do you remember me
Capture you or set you free
I am all I am all of me...
Everyone stood up and started clapping as Akito bowed.
"I died and went to Hell, right?" Kyo looked up asking God.
"Thank you! Who's next?" Akito asked.
"KYO!' Momiji pointed to Kyo as the spotlight turned to him.
Kyo stood up with his fists flying in the air. "I'LL KILL YOU, YOU LITTLE HOPPING FUZZBALL!"
"Yes, Kyo. Go ahead." Yuki smiled.
"Shut up, you damn rat!" Kyo glared at him.
"Come on, Kyo..." Shigure got up and started pushing him on the stage with the help from Yuki and Haru. "I'm just dying to hear your bueatiful singing voice!"
"Uh, guys? I don't think that this is a good idea..." Tohru said.
"He's not going to be happy." Kisa stated.
"Exactly." Tohru agreed.
"You girls are right," Hiro came over. "This probably isn't a good idea because he'll kill us afterwards. But let's laugh while we have the chance."
"Ready?" Akito asked after Shigure, Haru, and Yuki got off the stage.
"Wait--No!" Kyo yelled.
"Sing!"
"NO!" Kyo shouted.
The words popped up on the screen.
Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah
Zip-A-Dee-A
My oh my, what a wonderful day
Plenty of sunshine heading my way
Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah
Zip-A-Dee-A
"Oh, shit..." Kyo said.
Mister bluebird on my shoulder
It's the truth
It's actual
Everything is satisfactual
Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah
Zip-A-Dee-A
Wonderful feeling
Wonderful day
Yeah
Kyo just stood on the stage with the microphone in his hand staring with everyone watching him.
"DAMMIT KYO! SING!" Kagura screamed.
Kyo jumped and started singing.
Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah
Zip-A-Dee-A
My oh my, what a wonderful day
Plenty of sunshine heading my way
Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah
Zip-A-Dee-A
Mister bluebird on my shoulder
It's the truth
It's actual
Everything is satisfactual
"Doesn't he have the best singing voice?" Kagura asked Yuki.
"I don't think 'best' is the right word for his singing voice..." Yuki said in the process of blocking his ears.
Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah
Zip-A-Dee-A
Wonderful feeling
Wonderful day
Oh yeah
The Sohmas all clapped for Kyo but not as much as their clapping for Akito.
"Yeah, whatever!" Kyo jumped off the stage. "I'm gonna kill you!" He threw his fist at Shigure.
Shigure dodged it. "Now, now, now, Kyo...Play nicely."
"After all," Yuki added. "It wasn't our idea to put you on stage or have the karaoke night. It was Momiji's."
"Right! Where is the little fu--"
"Kyo, just sit down." Haru pushed him in his seat.
"Kyo," Akito called. "You get to choose the next singer."
Kyo turned to Yuki and gave him a big smile.
"No!" Yuki yelled.
"Yes!" Kyo jumped up and pushed him on the stage.