Dan woke up to the bright rays of the sun shining in his face, and it was brighter than normal. In his groggy state of mind, still tired from getting revenge on a few unfortunate people who just happened to vandalize what they thought was a clearly abandoned vehicle, Dan tried lifting a hand to the side of the bed usually curls up on only to find grass in the little kitties place.
Dan shot up now fully awake and confused as he looked around to find trees, lots of trees. He tried to recall what he could have done last night and confirmed he went straight to bed after getting revenge and feeding his dear cat . He got up and wasn't even sure he was in america anymore.
Dan pulled out his cellphone and dialed his buddy chris only to find no reception and threw his phone at the nearest tree in a fit of anger.
"What sort of place doesn't have cell phone service? Where am I in the middle of nowhere?!"
Dan started to walk in a random direction, a scowl etched on his face. He walked for what seemed like hours, occasionally hearing bushes rustling and other random forest sounds. He was starting to think he was lost and started mumbling under his breath
"...Stupid forests!.."
Dan walked through the forest until tripping on a rock and smashing his skull on a tree. he was on the floor in pain. He hit the tree pretty hard, a big bruise and a headache was forming.
Dan rubbed his forehead with an even deeper scowl present on his face, dan tried to open his eyes only to make the headache worse
"Oww my head!"
Dan sat up and leaned against a tree moaning and rubbing his head. where's chris when I need him! stupid tree.." Dan got up and kicked the tree that had caused the bruise on his head before yelling
"OWWww my foot!" and kicking the tree again.
"YOWW! grrrr..." Dan stopped himself before he could kick the tree a third time and sat down to rest his now sore toes. Dan thought he heard something in the distance and turned his head towards the sound.
"Come on, twilight I seen it over here, I was practicing my tricks when I seen this thing kicking a tree-"
Dan dives into a bush to avoid being seen by any of the strange voices he heard. they sound female one voice a little scratchier than the other.
A blue horse that looks like some little girl played a joke and dyed the horse blue and her mane the colors of the rainbow trotted into the small clearing with what appeared to be a unicorn. Some cruel person probably dyed the horse purple and superglued a horn to it, maybe to entertain his daughter or something. What kind of sick person does that?
It was the Dan noticed the wings on the prismatic horse, that and the fact their eyes were huge. Dan wasn't sure if the wings were fake as the horse stretched them in anxiousness. Its like the horses are looking for something
'Who did I hear talking? the two voices I heard were from the direction the horses came from only a few seconds ago someone must be hiding around here somewhere waiting to trap someone or something' dan thought, suspiciously. Then he noticed the purple horse was staring in his direction, her pupils were narrowed a little as she carefully stepped towards me as if not trying to scare me away. The rainbow one was looking too now.
The purple ones horn started glowing, dan was surprised and fell backwards out of the bush. The horses appeared to be whispering to each other. Staring suspiciously at the equines dan got up 'the owners of these mutated horses have to be around here somewhere, then I can get out of this stupid forest!' Dan thought while looking around for any sign of another human.
When dan looked back at the ponies he saw the purple one was.. writing something with some invisible force holding the feather pen and paper or something. The rainbow one had a curious look on her face and the purple one had a gleam in her/his eyes. 'Wait. Where did that paper come from?!' Dan stared at the unicorn now knowing this isn't any horse. But dan really didn't care. However, dan was curious, watching the equines every move, as the equine did the same.
10 seconds passed and dan just wanted out of this forest so he thought about ignoring the mythological creature and walking away from the staring contest, after all it didn't do anything to him, and he seen weirder things than a unicorn and pegasus. the dinosaur and mummy for example, those were pretty weird. So dan just started walking away in a random direction ignoring the unicorn and pegasus.
'I should say something.. but what if I scared it away? no I can't do that, too risky. But it wears clothes it could be sentient! I'll try and say something maybe after I find out if its dangerous. I've never seen a creature like this before! I'll have to take notes...'
Twilight started writing and took notice how the creature is watching her write with a slightly curious expression before the creature just started walking away.
" Pssst, Twilight... Twilight! equestria to Twilight..." a certain neon pegasus whispered. "Huh? what is it?"
"Uhhh.. I think your new creature is escaping" dash pointed a hoof in the direction the creature walked off to talked a little louder now, " I'm gonna go pin to to the ground, that way we can find out if he'll hurt anypony"
"No! rainbow I got a glance at his teeth, two of them are canines which means he eats meat! what if he attacks you?!"
"nah, don't worry twi, I can take him!" the pegasus exclaimed before flying towards the direction the creature went at a rather fast rate.
"Rainbow dash! Wait! you might hurt it-" Twilight heard a rustling sound and a 'oof!' as she was trotting after Dash.
"oww! hey! GET OFF ME you rainbow horse! that hurts!" dan yelled, struggling furiously against the cyan pegasus as a purple unicorn watched. 'So it can talk! and it sounds like a male too it looks kinda like the creature lyra was talking about. a human.' The unicorn thought. 'Nah. can't be.'
Rainbow had dan pinned by having a hoof on each of his wrists, which were at his side, and her back legs were both holding his legs down. "Hey! get off, get off! I will bite you!" dan said as he tried to lean up and snap at her leg, only a few inches out of reach. "Why are you so close to ponyville, monster? Are you going to eat anypony?"
Dan managed to get a hand free and shove the pegasus off, getting up he said "ew! of course not! I don't eat horses! why do you say anypony instead of anyone?! HOW can you even TALK!?"
"Stop fighting and don't hurt him rainbow I need to study him!" Twilight yelled from the spot she was standing in, stepping back after she got a glare from rainbow. "As I was saying," Rainbow stepped towards dan in a menacing pose
"What are you doing so close to ponyville, monster?"
"I don't even know where I am I woke up in this forest a couple of hours ago! and then I was minding my own buisness, ignoring you, when you tackled me!" Dan stated while giving Rainbow his signature glare.
"Whatever, you're in equestria, if you don't harm anypony I'll show you the way to ponyville an-"
"I don't need your help I'll find it myself!"
Dan stormed off towards the trees before turning around
"And I'm not a monster! I'm a human being!" dan said giving another intense glare to rainbow.
"Wait! humans are mythological creatures lyra always talks about, she came in my library asking for a book on those!" Dan was about to say something when twilight trotted up to him and cut him off.
"You have to let me study you! I thought you might be a human, where do you come from? I cant believe youre a human! I'll be the first pony to meet a human! oh! wait! I have to write a letter to the princess! I-" dan stopped her talking by closing her muzzle with a hand
"Listen here, unicorn"
Dan took his hand off her muzzle " I am no-"
"My name is Twilight Sparkle and that's Rainbow Dash."
"Yeah yeah, whatever. as I was saying, I am NOT going to be studied like an animal! and I want to know what you mean when you said you thought humans are myths, isn't there any humans around here?"
"Not anywhere around here!" rainbow joined in the conversation.
"Yes, there's a legend about a human being spotted in equestria but that legend is so old it goes back hundreds of years and nopony can prove it." twilight said.
" Whatever, I'm not being studied! I'm sure this is just in some forest, when I get out I'll find a city. A HUMAN city."
Dan stomped away into the forest as the ponies followed him from a distance chatting about something he couldn't hear, dan was about to tell them to stop following him when Twilights horn glowed and he felt incredibly sleepy. 'I'm so tired... I'll just take a quick ... nap...' Dan thought before everything got blurry and he passed out.