Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or anything else. All belongs to J.K. Rowling. Well, I do own the people you don't know and this plot... so hey, I do own something. Go figure.
Four girls about seventeen walked through the crowded passage of the Hogwarts Express, searching for their friends and an empty compartment. "So, Lily, when are you and Jamie dearest going to hook up?" asked the oldest looking girl, the tall red head blushed and her emerald green eyes started sparkling.
"Remie, why do you want to know?" Lily replied, causing Remie to blush and run her fingers through her strawberry blonde hair, while lazily closing her honey colored eyes, sighing heavily.
"Aimee wants to bang James! There it's out!" Remie yelled in response, Lily started giggling, while the short ebony haired girl beside Remie blushed furiously.
"Did you have to put it so crudely? I swear you act more and more like Sirius everyday!" Aimee said as she nervously glanced over at Lily. "You aren't angry, are you, Lils?" Lily smiled and shook her head. "You sure?" Lily nodded again.
"Aimee, why would I care if you want to 'bang' James? As Remie so eloquently put it..." Remie smiled brightly and started waving to someone.
"Oi, Duchovney!" yelled a deep male voice. Lily looked up to see Sirius Black and his friends James Potter and Remus Lupin walking over to them. "How are you beauties doing this fine day?" Sirius asked, winking at Remie and Lily.
"Sigourney." said Remus as he closed his eyes, which were also honey colored. The pale, auburn haired girl smiled at Remus mischievously when he opened his eyes.
"Remus. What have you done to your hair?" Sigourney asked eyeing Remus' dirty blonde hair. "Didn't you used to be a brunette?" Remus nodded.
"He lost a bet." James spoke up, laughter slowly filling his voice, causing Remus to glare at him. Remie raised her eyebrows inquisitively at Sirius, who just smirked.
Aimee cleared her throat loudly. "I'm tired of standing! Let's go find a compartment already!" she whined as she laid her head on Lily's shoulder, causing her to laugh loudly.
"Aimee, you're so lazy!" Lily said shaking her head. Remie and Sigourney nod in agreement. "So, did you guys find a compartment?" James nodded. "Then, let's go like Aimee said!"
The four girls followed the boys back to the compartment. "How was your summer, love?" James asked, taking Lily's hand, a slight smirk on his lips. Lily shook her head and pulled her hand from James'.
"Summer was fine, James. I spent it with Remie." she replied, winking at Remie, who smiled and winked back.
"Oh, my God, James! I think our precious female marauder is a lesbian! And with Lils of all people!" Sirius burst out, causing Remie to punch him hard in the stomach and the rest of the group to laugh loudly.
"Siri, how can you say such a thing? I thought you loved me!" Remie replied, batting her eyelashes and pouting slightly, causing Sirius to drape his arm around Remie's shoulders and plant a quick, passionate kiss on her lips. "Mmmm, that's more like it, Padfoot..." she whispered as they entered their compartment."Oh, hey, Pete!" Peter smiled at Remie.
"Hullo, Remie! How was your summer?" Peter asked, causing Remie to pull a face. "Ha! Was it really that bad?" Remie nodded.
"Yeah, I had to listen to Lils over there talk about our dear Prongs for hours on end! If I wanted to hear someone talk about James, I'd talk to him!" Remie replied, causing Lily to blush lightly and James to scowl.
"Hey, I don't talk about myself! Much..." James exclaimed indignantly. Sirius, Remus, Peter and Remie started laughing uproariously.
"So, Aimee, did you make Head Girl?" Remus asked, slightly breathless. Aimee shook her head. "Too bad." he commented.
"But, Remie and Lily both got a letter saying that they were Head Girl... which really confused them, you know, since there are only supposed to be one Head Girl and one Head Boy." Aimee replied.
Sirius looked over at Remie in shock. "You're Head Girl? But, that's not possible! You're a Marauder and Marauders are not Head Boys or Girls!" He yelled, Remie smiled at him mischievously and winked at him.
"Well, I guess we're all going to have to be more careful then, won't we?" she replied, Sirius sighed deeply and nodded.
"Aw, poor Padfoot!" James slapped Sirius on the back. "Maybe it won't be too bad having the Head Boy and Girl in the Marauders..." James commented. "Just look at Moony!" Remus smirked slightly.
"Hey, don't compare me to Saint Moony! I'm more... hmmm... never mind! Just don't compare me to Moony!" Remie said, flopping down next to Peter and sighing heavily. Sirius raised his eyebrows and glanced at James and Remus, who both shrugged.
"Are you PMS-ing or what Remie?" Sirius asked as he slowly sat down beside her. Remie looked at him annoyed.
"Piss off, Padfoot! Just give me a break!" she yelled pulling her knees close to her chest. "Just lay off for a while…" Sirius wrapped his arms around her tightly.
"What happened, Remie?" he whispered in her ear. "Tell me?" Lily, Aimee and Sigourney shared a glance then all three of them knelt in front of Remie and Sirius.
Peter looked at Remie in confusedly. "What's going on?" Peter asked.
"Shut up, Wormtail!" Aimee yelled, causing Peter to flinch. "Remie, seriously, what happened?" Remie looked up at Aimee, Lily and Sigourney and shrugged slightly.
"Well, Lily knows half of it… that my Mum and Dad were killed just before summer break by this punk calling himself 'Voldemort' whatever the hell that means…" Remie paused, wiping the tears roughly from her eyes. "Plus to add to it…. I think I might be pregnant!" Remie sobbed, while Sirius went into a coughing fit.