Snake:Just got Metal Gear Solid 2:Substance for the PS2 and I really liked the skate boarding thing, thats the meaning of this fic:How the skate boaring thing was made!!! Okay lets begin.
Skate Boarding in the Making
Chapter 1:Hideo Kojima's gone evil!!!
I do not own any thing
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Today was the day of the making skate boarding missions in MGS2:S and Snake was getting ready.
"Stupid skate boarding...." said Snake as he walked over to Hideo Kojima.
"Hideo!!!" yelled Snake.
"Yes?" asked Hideo.
"I got to ask, why is there skate boarding in MGS2:S?!?! This is a shoot gaurds dead kinda game!!!!!!!!!!!!! And why dont I have pads and a helmet?!?!?!" yelled Snake.
"Because it would look more bad-ass if you didnt." said Hideo.
"Why cant you just make Raiden do this?!?! He's alot better at skate boarding!!!!" yelled Snake as Raiden whizzed by on a skate board with rockets on the back.
"WHHHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" yelled Raiden as he flew right off the Big Shell and into the ocean.
"Whipe out!" said that voice that says some thing every time you fall.
"*Sigh*Snake you stupid naive man.... It isnt about how good the skater is, its about how cool he looks." said Hideo.
"Your an idiot, arent you?" asked Snake.
Hideo pulls out a USP.
"Call me that again and I'll make sure that you NEVER get to play in another Metal Gear game EVER again...." said Hideo.
"Fine..." said Snake walking off.
30 minutes later.
"Take one!"
Snake started skating and did a grind.
"Sweet trick!" said the voice.
"AHHH!!!" screamed Snake as he fell off his board.
"CUT!!!" yelled Hideo.
5 minutes later.
"Take two!"
Snake started skating, but was kicked off his board by a fast moving whale.......wait, it's just Fatman on roller blades.
"There's only room for one speed demon in MGS!!!" yelled Fatman.
"Good! You could take my place!!! Fatman roller blading!!! It's a lot better then Snake boarding!!!" yelled Snake.
"CUT!!! Fatman!!! get out of here!!!" yelled Hideo.
"Okay....*Sniff*I didnt mean too..." said Fatman as he slowly rolled off.
"Damnit! Weres Raiden!!!" yelled Snake.
"Why do you ask?" asked Hideo.
"Can he be my stunt double?" asked Snake.
"No!" yelled Hideo.
"If you werent my creator, I'd so shoot you dead!!!" yelled Snake.
"Fat chance! I control you!!!" yelled Hideo.
"*Cries*I hate you!!! You were never a good creator!!" cried Snake as he ran to his trailer and cried.
"Grrrrr......... I know! I'll make a new Snake that can skate!!!" yelled Hideo running off.
Five minutes later Hideo is in his evil lab.
"Mr. Butlertron!!!" yelled Hideo.
Mr. Bultertron from that one show came in.
"Hello, Weeeesly." asked Mr.B.
"We need to make a better Snake!!! Now tell me how!!! I cant think strait!!! I feel locked up!!! The walls!!!! They're closing in on me!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" screamed Hideo as he ran into the closet.
"First we have to find a body. Weeesly." said Mr.B.
"Ooh, I know the perfect body we could use to make a good skate boarding Snake!!!" yelled Hideo from in side the closet.
Five minutes later Hideo has Tony Hawk tied down to a table.
"Hey! Whats going on? I was skating around in my house, but then I'm strapped on this table!!!.......Cool!" said Tony Hawk.
"Quiet you!!!" said Hideo taking a brain out of a jar.
"Uhh, dude what are you doing with that?" asked Tony.
"I'm going to mix your brain with this brain to make you Tony Snake!!!" yelled Hideo taking out a blender.
"Awsome!" said Tony.
"Not "Awsome"!!! You say AHHHHHHH!!!" yelled Hideo.
"Uhhh, okay..... Ahhhhh!" screamed Tony.
"Now, lets opened up that noggen." said Hideo taking out a power drill.
Ten minutes later Hideo is putting two brains in the blender and turning the blender.
"Ahh, nothing like a brain smoothy.." said Hideo.
Hideo took out the mixed brains of Tony hawk and a Snake brother and poured them in Tonys noggen and screwed his head back on.
"How to you feel Snake?" asked Hideo.
"I have the urge to kill.......and skate..." said Tony Snake.
"Its lives! It lives!!!!!!! IT LIVES!!!!!" yelled Hideo as lightning flashs and thunder booms and its dark out side.
Ding!
"Do you want tea Weeeesly?" asked Mr. B coming in with tea.
"Sure Mr. B!" said Hideo.
Ten minutes and three cups of tea later.
"Come my solidier/skate boarder hybrid! We shall make that skate boarding game! And....*Plays dramatic music*Kill Solid Snake!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" laughed Hideo......
TBC
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Will Hideo and Tony Snake kill Solid Snake? Is Raiden okay? Why is Mr. B here??? Find out in chapter 2!!! R&R!!! Peace!!
Skate Boarding in the Making
Chapter 1:Hideo Kojima's gone evil!!!
I do not own any thing
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Today was the day of the making skate boarding missions in MGS2:S and Snake was getting ready.
"Stupid skate boarding...." said Snake as he walked over to Hideo Kojima.
"Hideo!!!" yelled Snake.
"Yes?" asked Hideo.
"I got to ask, why is there skate boarding in MGS2:S?!?! This is a shoot gaurds dead kinda game!!!!!!!!!!!!! And why dont I have pads and a helmet?!?!?!" yelled Snake.
"Because it would look more bad-ass if you didnt." said Hideo.
"Why cant you just make Raiden do this?!?! He's alot better at skate boarding!!!!" yelled Snake as Raiden whizzed by on a skate board with rockets on the back.
"WHHHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" yelled Raiden as he flew right off the Big Shell and into the ocean.
"Whipe out!" said that voice that says some thing every time you fall.
"*Sigh*Snake you stupid naive man.... It isnt about how good the skater is, its about how cool he looks." said Hideo.
"Your an idiot, arent you?" asked Snake.
Hideo pulls out a USP.
"Call me that again and I'll make sure that you NEVER get to play in another Metal Gear game EVER again...." said Hideo.
"Fine..." said Snake walking off.
30 minutes later.
"Take one!"
Snake started skating and did a grind.
"Sweet trick!" said the voice.
"AHHH!!!" screamed Snake as he fell off his board.
"CUT!!!" yelled Hideo.
5 minutes later.
"Take two!"
Snake started skating, but was kicked off his board by a fast moving whale.......wait, it's just Fatman on roller blades.
"There's only room for one speed demon in MGS!!!" yelled Fatman.
"Good! You could take my place!!! Fatman roller blading!!! It's a lot better then Snake boarding!!!" yelled Snake.
"CUT!!! Fatman!!! get out of here!!!" yelled Hideo.
"Okay....*Sniff*I didnt mean too..." said Fatman as he slowly rolled off.
"Damnit! Weres Raiden!!!" yelled Snake.
"Why do you ask?" asked Hideo.
"Can he be my stunt double?" asked Snake.
"No!" yelled Hideo.
"If you werent my creator, I'd so shoot you dead!!!" yelled Snake.
"Fat chance! I control you!!!" yelled Hideo.
"*Cries*I hate you!!! You were never a good creator!!" cried Snake as he ran to his trailer and cried.
"Grrrrr......... I know! I'll make a new Snake that can skate!!!" yelled Hideo running off.
Five minutes later Hideo is in his evil lab.
"Mr. Butlertron!!!" yelled Hideo.
Mr. Bultertron from that one show came in.
"Hello, Weeeesly." asked Mr.B.
"We need to make a better Snake!!! Now tell me how!!! I cant think strait!!! I feel locked up!!! The walls!!!! They're closing in on me!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" screamed Hideo as he ran into the closet.
"First we have to find a body. Weeesly." said Mr.B.
"Ooh, I know the perfect body we could use to make a good skate boarding Snake!!!" yelled Hideo from in side the closet.
Five minutes later Hideo has Tony Hawk tied down to a table.
"Hey! Whats going on? I was skating around in my house, but then I'm strapped on this table!!!.......Cool!" said Tony Hawk.
"Quiet you!!!" said Hideo taking a brain out of a jar.
"Uhh, dude what are you doing with that?" asked Tony.
"I'm going to mix your brain with this brain to make you Tony Snake!!!" yelled Hideo taking out a blender.
"Awsome!" said Tony.
"Not "Awsome"!!! You say AHHHHHHH!!!" yelled Hideo.
"Uhhh, okay..... Ahhhhh!" screamed Tony.
"Now, lets opened up that noggen." said Hideo taking out a power drill.
Ten minutes later Hideo is putting two brains in the blender and turning the blender.
"Ahh, nothing like a brain smoothy.." said Hideo.
Hideo took out the mixed brains of Tony hawk and a Snake brother and poured them in Tonys noggen and screwed his head back on.
"How to you feel Snake?" asked Hideo.
"I have the urge to kill.......and skate..." said Tony Snake.
"Its lives! It lives!!!!!!! IT LIVES!!!!!" yelled Hideo as lightning flashs and thunder booms and its dark out side.
Ding!
"Do you want tea Weeeesly?" asked Mr. B coming in with tea.
"Sure Mr. B!" said Hideo.
Ten minutes and three cups of tea later.
"Come my solidier/skate boarder hybrid! We shall make that skate boarding game! And....*Plays dramatic music*Kill Solid Snake!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" laughed Hideo......
TBC
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Will Hideo and Tony Snake kill Solid Snake? Is Raiden okay? Why is Mr. B here??? Find out in chapter 2!!! R&R!!! Peace!!