The Cats

Sorry if it's too OOC, but I've had the idea for ages and I have writers block, so I need to get it out of my system.

I reckon there should be more BleachxSoul Eater crossovers, i mean its works out perfectly.

Disclaimer: I do not own artemis fowl or-

Death The Kid(DTK): thats the wrong series you idiot

Me: well sor-ry, why don't you do it

DTK: fine. Grimmjowsgirl1 does not own Soul Eater or Bleach, only this asymmetrical plot

Me: Hey! I can't help it if it's unsymmetrical

DTK: you mean asymmetrical?

Me: meh. Whatever, unsymmetrical sounds cooler. Did you know that symmetry is an unsymmetrical word?

DTK: OMG! you're right! DIE DIE DIE!

Me: shutup so i can get on with the story

"Hello?"

Soul stopped and turned around to see who had spoken, but all he saw was a cat, 'Oh shit! Not another magical talking cat!' he thought.

"yea? Whatcha want?"

"I was looking for Blair, do you know her?"

Soul slapped his forehead, "yea" he sighed "she lives with me, I'll take you to her". The cat chuckled, knowing what he had to put up with.

--------------------------------------------------XXX The Apartment XXX----------------------------------------------------

"Blair! You've got a guest!" yelled Soul.

"ooh, it must be Yoruichi-chan~" she called.

"Oh dear, I hope he isn't like Blair" said Maka, who was sitting on the couch, reading.

"You'd like that, wouldn't you" Soul said, smirking.

"MAKA CHOP!!!"

"mew~ mew~ mew~" Blair meowed happily as she entered the room, "woul you like some tea?" she asked Yoruichi.

"why yes, thank you" she replied.

*poof!* Blair transformed into a human unexpectedly wearing decent clothes.

"hmm, do you still have my spare pair of clothes?" Yoruichi asked.

"yes, yes, it'll be fine~, won't it Soul?"

"huh? Why me? I thought he-" Soul spluttered. (is that a word?)

*poof!* "aargh!" Soul yelled getting a nosebleed. Maka glared at him, then wondered why Yoruichi sounded like a guy as a cat, then decided to just read.

"Hahahaha! Get's them every time" Yoruichi laughed.

"Yes, you'd think Soul would be used to it by now, Bu-tan plays with Soul aallll~ the time"

"Poor boy" said Yoruichi, before laughing.

OK! So how'd you like it? Good huh? Ok maybe it sucked, but yea...whatever.

I hope you enjoyed it (that is if anyone actually reads it)

Please review and tell me how good/bad it was.