One day, Sas-GAY fangirls were walking and they said, "Ah! Duckbutt hairy tomato!"
Sasuke pops up. "You called me?"
"Is it true that you're gay?"
"That is not your concern—YES…"
"Awesome!" Then they disappeared.
"That was awkward…"
Then he slipped on a banana peel.
THE END!