The very secret diary of Neo
Day one
Never trust chicks that wear hair gel. Never.
Day Two
Broken alarm clock, not happy.
Day Three
Fired from job. Very unhappy. Mental note: Never help old lady cross the street ever again. Bad consequences. People watching.
Day Four
No mouth. Seriously Annoying.
Day Five
Met Morphius. Too much leather, obviously not a greeny. Glasses have no 'arms'. I don't think anyone's told him yet. Thinking its best to stay quiet.
Day Six
Left alone in dark place with Morphius, supposedly the Matrix. Something touched my ass. Hoping it's not Morphius.
Day Seven
Am the One. So Annoying.
Day Eight
Thinking Morphius is gay. Is still wearing tight leather pants. Very disturbing.
Day Nine
Morphius gone. Presumed dead. Convinced he was trying to make a move on me.
Day Ten
Conscience telling me to save Morphius. Trinity coming with me to get him. Loaded with guns from eBaY.
Day Eleven
Saved Morphius. On another note: Am the prettiest one in the group. Very pleased.
Day Twelve
Stole Morphius's glasses to look at reflection. Still the prettiest.
Day Thirteen
Fought Agent. Ripped my jacket. What a prick.
Day Fourteen
Am dead. So annoyed.
Day Fifteen
Am the one, alive, but such a bore.
Day Sixteen
Can fly. Nice
Day Seventeen.
Still the prettiest.
Author's Scribbles: Okay, so its a very unusual style for me, but I wrote it for an assignment way back when and I thought that it deserved some attention. Happy Holidays everyone.