Disclaimer: PoT does not belong to me, but Fuji's lipstick does! Hehe!
A/N: This story's inspired by the wonderful comments I received for my other fic. Have fun reading, and REVIEW!!!!
…to make Tezuka assign you laps:
1) Stand in front of him and imitate him twitching his eyebrow
2) Be late for practice, and give the excuse that a big fat green kangaroo was chasing after you
3) Spike his drink with Aozu
4) Take videos of him fainting
5) Blackmail him with the videos
6) Oh wait, swop his clothes for a clown's costume when he's unconscious
7) Take pictures – remember to take plenty!
8) Now, blackmail him!
9) Sing a off key tune of "100 green bottle on the wall"
10) Record it, and blast it over the sound system at the tennis courts over and over again
11) Remember to turn the volume up!
12) Dress up as a 'Tezuka' for Halloween
13) Remember to have that scowl on your face!
14) Dress up as Kabaji, and tell him you love him
15) Spring out from your 'Kabaji' costume and go 'BOO!'
16) Decorate the whole court with pink, red and purple hearts
17) Tell him it's Valentine's Day when he interrogates you
18) Next day, decorate in orange and black
19) Tell him it's Halloween
20) Than swop the decorations for green and red ones
21) It's Christmas!
22) Tell him that he was the one who called up and ask you to do it
23) When he denies, play the tape recording that you have
24) The tape recording which was actually Eiji imitating him
25) Kidnapped him and put make-up all over his face!
A/N: I know some of them are quite lame, but I couldn't really think of any more. As for the reason for Kabaji's costume, I think it must be really be a weird scene to see Kabaji proclaim his love for Tezuka, when he usually go 'Usu'!. Nah, no TezukaKabaji pairing intended.